Every year for the last 6 years these porn telemarketers( from kalifornia) call my work and try to sell who answers the phone porn. Last year one of the guys asked why do they call at our work and they answered "people don't have porn sent to their house. Well this year I answered the phone.
I made the mistake of asking: well what do you have"? This gutter slut started describing real nasty porn, men with men, girls with girls, girls with animals..ect". So this was my reply
"do you have anything with Children"?. She started backpeddeling real fast, I said I was really into 8 year olds and could she send me something like that, by this time she was freaking out trying to get me off the phone. So I said do you have any porn with dead people and she hung up fast.
I know this sounds sick but it was great fun.
My wife didn't think this was funny at all, she ws thinking I could get arrested for that. I told her no way they could find me through a porn telemarker phone room calling a business.
She's still pissed
Wonder how I will handle when (if) they call next year.