A guy walks into a bar, infuriated, he pounds his fist on the bar and asks for seven shots of whiskey. The bar tender looks at him and says, "seven shots of whiskey? What the matter buddy, you having some problems?"
The guy says, "yeah, I just found out that my oldest son is a homosexual."
Next day, the same guy walks into the same bar, pounds his fist on the bar and says, "Bartender, give me seven shots of whiskey."
The bar tender replies, "seven shots of whiskey? What's the matter? Are you having MORE problems?"
The guy says, "yeah, I just found out that my YOUNGEST son is a homosexual."
3rd day the same guy walks into the same bar, this time outrageously angry, pounds BOTH fists on the bar and states, "bar tender, give me FOURTEEN shots of whiskey."
The bar tender shakes his head and asks, "damn buddy, doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?"
"Yeah...my wife."