Man mistakenly cuts off genitalia, dog eats it
October 5, 2004
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.  
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errrr...okay.

Dupe. - Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It



This is SO 4 days ago!


IBTL +1

Ouch!!!! And they say vodka ain't bad for ya..........

Mike

Who hasn't seen that scenario played out?

so now he has to squat to pee for the rest of his life
i wonder if his new nickname is stubby??

Dupe.
Hell, it already got posted on the PETA board~!

inbefodalok

Knick, knack, paddy-whack,

Throw your dog a bone!

Here, Spot, FETCH THE STICK DICK!

dupe