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Posted: 10/7/2004 6:47:44 PM EDT
I have a collection of fortunes from fortune cookies (pre rib sandwich days).

A couple of my favorites:

"What the wise do in the beginning, fools do in the end."

"Plain and unvarnished are the words of truth."

Any favorite fortunes or ones of your own?

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:49:42 PM EDT
[#1]
I got one once that said "your screwed"  I had no idea how to take it, coulda been good, coulda been bad.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:52:42 PM EDT
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Quoted:
I got one once that said "your screwed"  I had no idea how to take it, coulda been good, coulda been bad.



I've heard that some people end all of there fortunes with the words, "...in bed."

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 6:52:50 PM EDT
[#3]
My favorite, and the one I have taped to my monitor at work:

"Our first and last love is self love."

Could not have put it better myself.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:11:38 PM EDT
[#4]
Good fortune...and obviously true!

Question:  Why do you look like Tequila_Bob?

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:14:23 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
"...in bed."



 ".... between the sheets."
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:15:55 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"...in bed."



 ".... between the sheets."



I guess its a popular saying everwhere.  

Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:18:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:20:07 PM EDT
[#8]
I got cursed, Chinese-style. It said, "You will always live in interesting times."

Fuckers.
Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:24:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/7/2004 7:25:28 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I got cursed, Chinese-style. It said, "You will always live in interesting times."

Fuckers.



That's interesting.
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