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Posted: 10/7/2004 5:51:08 PM EDT

I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:53:20 PM EDT

[#1]

Your insurance company (auto) probably has it on file - perhaps your bank as well?

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:53:30 PM EDT

[#2]

Where is your last tax return/W2?

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:54:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Ah... let me clarify something... I am 16. Therefore, no W2 or tax return, no previous jobs, although I might be able to check into the insurance or bank thing.

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:55:36 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?

Idiot

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:55:56 PM EDT

[#5]

You don't know your social security number, ... huh?

Just kidding, I would try to rob a 7-11 with a rubber knife. When the cops arrest you they will find it out for you.

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:57:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Replacement Social Security Card

Ooops I missed that you don;t know your number.

Posted: 10/7/2004 5:58:43 PM EDT

[#7]

Call the Social Security Administration and ask them...and grow up man...take responsibility.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:00:50 PM EDT

[#8]

You can also go back to your last school. I'm sure they have it on file. Also check with your parents health/life insurance.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:01:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Well, a quick search enabled me to find the card... damn I'm stupid.

Just... damn, I'm stupid.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:01:56 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Where is your last tax return/W2?

+infinity

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:04:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Well, a quick search enabled me to find the card... damn I'm stupid.

Just... damn, I'm stupid.

Lock box, with your birth certificate, and any other papers you want to save.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:15:10 PM EDT

[#12]

SS# is for filling out tax forms only but society over the years has made it into a # on your forehead. When my insurance company wanted my SS # I said thats for taxes only. They replied we can't process you to get coverage then...well i said, I guess I don't need insurance then.
That happened 10 years ago. Now I just tell them I have no Socialist number. I have no bank accounts, insurance, etc etc.

Posted: 10/7/2004 6:31:06 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I've been applying like crazy to get a job... although I've run into a major problem. Most of the applications require a social security number. Fine, I have one.

But wait.

It seems I have lost my card. Oh, and I don't remember the number. Also, it's not printed on my birth certificate or learner's permit. And the SSA requires you to submit your previous number if you want a replacement card.

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Any ideas, besides suicide?

When you get it, tattoo it on your forehead, and hand. That way you will be able to work, and thus buy and sell.