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Posted: 10/2/2004 9:17:15 PM EDT
and he wants me to loan him 500 bux. He said his sargeant said that if he showed up with his own stuff that they would totally flip out and send him to delta force cuz he's such a badass. He even said that since he's a black belt in yung poon tang that they were gonna make him a green baret instead of sending him to boot camp.
What kind of machiengun should I tell him to buy? Can I get him a silencer and some extra clips for it? |
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This, folks, appears to be a classic example of posting while drinking.... Woody |
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Tell him ninja throwing stars are way more sweet than a machinegun.
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Everyone knows the Steyr Aug is better than the M16 or even the XM8 because it shoots bigger bullets. geeze everyone who plays Counter-Strike knows that!
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"Sir, I am going to have to ask you to step away from the keyboard and put your hands on your head." |
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Don't drink and post ! You'll put your eye out ! |
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Yep. A tard gettting drunk. |
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Whatever you get, make sure it has enough thrusts per squeeze.
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Did you say something, new guy? |
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I heard that the high speed operators are all using Vulcan Arms.
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Wish I had some. |
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You mean the guns of America's Special Forces? Cool! |
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Only becuase they are running short of Bobcat Arms guns |
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Personally, I'm enjoying a Dos Equis green right now. Okay, I'm finishing the 6-pack. Now I'll either have to move on to the wife's Michelob Ultra or hit the Grey Goose in the freezer.... Choices, choices...
Woody |
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Believe me...I ain't new... |
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So what's your excuse? |
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Ah yes, another newbe who claims to have been here forever, probably back to the mythical AR-15 list. |
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Yawwwnnnnn if you spend enough time at pre-ban you can figure out who most of the new accounts are... |
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dude whatever you're drinking, can I have some too? |
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Get him an MP5, put a long barrel on it, and a scope and tell him to go sniping.
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Tell him to call GE. Word has it they have a TopLoader he can get at a USA Sam'sClub discount and the troops should Love the results. If he plays it right, they'll throw in the double-insulated, extra-suppressed exhaust tube. Coach him to go light on the starch. |
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Absynthe Arrive Wednesday.
Wife Left for weekend. This all makes Perfect Sense! |
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Haha... I guess you guys didn't see the post about the guy who knows a guy who says he can/needs to buy his own weapon in the military.
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I heard you have to leave your gun at home when you are shipped out. So you daunt gat thum DEszzZZaaaaZ.
MT |
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No, probably the digest. Borg |
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Why not tell him to get one of those full-auto Ak's or AR-15's that are supposed to be laying around in the street?
He could spray from the hip and kill 50,000 people without even aiming! Plus add the 75 or 100 round clips and he could be roxxoring! Save yourself $500 bux dude, get him one of the AK's from the street. Or the even more fearsome, and deadly Mac-10. They should be everywhere by now. |
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One of the funniest threads i've seen so far, i only have one question.... wtf is that picture BenDover has under his name? hinking.gif
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His favorite hat. J/K Ben. |
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For 500 bux, you should be able to get him a nice full auto revolver. The amry rangers are using them rite now in the iran war. Im a amry ranger and i was in the gulf iran war too. we yoozed the .50 cal FA lever ackshun rifles when we captured saddam in tehran. Those are baddass.
if yoo cusin shows up with a mashine gum they will putt him in the amry ranger rite away, like they did me and my friend and another friend. if yoo nede expert advise just ask me and i will have you squared away. |
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