NightTrain (1000+ posts) Thu Sep-30-04 06:48 PM
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This afternoon, I berated the crap out of a right-wing douche bag.
Edited on Thu Sep-30-04 06:49 PM by NightTrain
I still can't believe I goaded that guy the way I did, but I was too pissed off to give a fuck about the possible consequences.
I was out on my delivery route today when a pick-up truck came up on my left. As it went by me, I saw the most sickening collection of bumper stickers ever to attack my eyeballs. Here are the ones I remember:
G.O.P. - GOD'S OWN PARTY.
PRESIDENT BUSH 2004: ONE GOOD TERM DESERVES ANOTHER.
GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS. (Second time this week I've seen that one!)
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PACED WITH LIBERALS.
CLINTON DIDN'T INHALE: HE SUCKS.
I'D RATHER BE KILLING DEMOCRATS. (Good one! Anyone know if Balzac drives a pick-up?)
But what really set me off was what that douche bag wrote in his back window in white crayon:
KERRY LIED AND REAL VETS DIED! (Now THAT is a stroke of lib-baiting genius!!!!!!!)
When we stopped at a red light, I pulled up next to the guy, who had his windows rolled down, and yelled, "LOSER!"
To my amazement, he didn't reply. You'd think a fella with bumper stickers that inflammatory would jump at the chance to defend his most cherished beliefs against a got-damn librul, but not that gutless turd.
When the light turned green, Mr. Blood-and-Guts Republican gunned his accelerator and blew past me. I gave him the finger as he did so.
The road narrowed, so I got behind that fuckwad at the next red light. I stuck my head out the window and shouted, "HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I'M A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME?"
Again, he didn't reply. He didn't so much as give me the finger, even with his left arm hanging out his driver's-side window.
I tried again. "YEAH, YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT YOUR GUN, ARE YOU, JOHN WAYNE? HOW FUCKIN' CLOSE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A WAR, YOU PUSSY?"
Finally, I got behind him at one final stoplight before I had to turn onto a side street. I stuck my head out the window again and yelled, "PRESIDENT KERRY, YOU ASSHOLE!"
I wonder what it would've taken to set that fucker off? Hell, he probably dealt with my little dressing-down by going home and beating up on "The Little Woman." Piece of shit.