Press Release: Battling sand flies: Soldiers in pantyhose! Seriously?
Date: Monday, September 13 @ 14:37:03 PDT
Topic: Soldier Technology and Future Infantry
by Steven Katz
[email protected] Dealing with a Serious Problem...
Americans respect their men in uniform, but should their uniforms include women's nylons? Indeed, during the Gulf War and the current War on Terror, our fighting forces discovered that their legs needed protection from nasty, disease-carrying sand flies. Letters home to wives, girlfriends, sisters, and mothers pleaded, "Please send pantyhose! Seriously!"
These strange and unexpected requests made headlines around the United States, and patriotic, understanding, community groups of yellow-ribbon-wearing supporters heeded the call. Along with air conditioners and less-extravagant sundries and necessities, thousands of pairs of pantyhose were shipped to the Middle East in "care packages." Unfortunately, nearly all styles of pantyhose sold in supermarkets and department stores just are not designed for the male anatomy. The legs are too short, the waistband is too high on the torso, and there is insufficient room for "male anatomy."