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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:54:19 PM EDT
So what are the criteria for you to have taken a great poo?
For me is plenty of roughage of some sort before I do the deed. More specifically I like corn or veggies with the same roughage type. It just makes things go easier in the end. No need to strain and bust a vessel in the head or maybe rip the sphincter trying to push through a bus. You know what I mean. You sit down upon the thrown of the ages and the mud just flows through the pipes with out much effort. Not the flushing of the bowels you get from a bad night of Mexican food, but the gentle flushing of the pipes that takes enough time to finish the sports pages or a chapter or two of your favorite book. The best part of this is the smell does not offend the rest of the household so that you can sit in peace taking care of dropping the kids of at the pool. The greatness of taking a GOOD POO.  ETA: Shit for those that do not know POO. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:54:56 PM EDT
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Do you mean crap? Or shit? What is this poo you speak of? Do you mean POON?
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:55:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:55:54 PM EDT
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Man, you have wayyyyy too much time on your hands to make a post like this.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:57:54 PM EDT
[#4]
Um ok??
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:59:14 PM EDT
[#5]
You should pal up with wedge. He posted about taking a piss earlier today.  |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 7:59:42 PM EDT
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I am at work with no one to book. Yes to much time on my hands. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:00:05 PM EDT
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MREs....,turn me into one Huge of large girth log mill.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:02:38 PM EDT
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I've got to know...are you one of those that flush several times while seated on the Throne of the Ages? Or are you a water conservator that only flushes once?
 from bblake00
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:04:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Thanks for Sharing this with Us
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:04:27 PM EDT
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If I do a flush before I am finished it is because I do not want to clog up the pipes. 
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:06:02 PM EDT
[#11]
I flush two or three times. It's a long way to Washington DC. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:08:24 PM EDT
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PLEASE! |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:09:18 PM EDT
[#13]
Beef lots of beef.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:10:42 PM EDT
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You don't get out much do you? You can call an escort service. Try that first...if a whore won't do you then yeah, your probably a hopeless case and can revert to poo worship.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:10:45 PM EDT
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My favorite time to take a poop is at work, I feel like I am getting over on the company whenever I take a good 15min.additional break. It brings a smile to my face and a sense of satisfaction that I got paid to shit.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:13:47 PM EDT
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I AM AT WORK WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO RIGHT NOW. SO BAKC OFF JACK AND SNIFF THE BOWL.  j/k about the caps just another boring night work. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:15:17 PM EDT
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I remember when I was eight too and thought ka-ka was funny.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:15:44 PM EDT
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For those who don't know it:
Scat pics will get you out !
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:17:22 PM EDT
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A 2-LB. , 6-WIPER, BOWL-STREAKIN' PIPE-CHOKER .
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:19:03 PM EDT
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Always remember it could be worse ever had food poising, spending 2+ hours of your day on the toilet sucks.
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:21:28 PM EDT
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Then get to work and quit fantasizing about your fecal excursions! |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:24:25 PM EDT
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Im at work with nothing better to do too. |
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:25:19 PM EDT
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Oh, why do we go here.................
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Posted: 10/1/2004 8:29:35 PM EDT
[#24]
It must be the Shitty Threads
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