Abdullah Om-Lagotta:  Hakim, I cannot stand those women anymore.  We must release them!

Hakim: What do you mean?

AOM: Ever since we kidnapped them...oh how I curse the day, it's been "Where are the pads around here.  I need a pad.  Don't you even have any pads.  There's a light out in the hallway.  When are you going to fix it.  I couldn't sleep last night for the toilet running.  Do you ever wash the dishes around this place? The cell next to us has clean sheets.  How are we supposed to sleep on straw?  Has anyone ever raked the courtyard?  It looks like a bomb went off around here.  Doesn't anybody pick up?  There is blood all over the floor in the cell across the hall.  Now I want you to march right in there and tell them to clean that up.  Where's the toilet paper?  What do you mean you forgot to get it at the store?   Do I have to do everything myself?  When's the last time these bars were dusted? "Is this all you LOSERS do all day? Sit around and play with your guns?!  What is that awful smell?  Hoppes?  If you want to clean your AK-47s you must take them outside.  That powder solvent is giving me a headache."

Hakim: Praise Allah, you are right my friend.  I can stand it no longer.  It is like the banging of a loud gong in my pitiful brain.


Edited to add Treadheads suggestion.

Too soon.


Sgtar15

Quoted: Too soon. Sgtar15

Yep, plus Italian women are great cooks. You can only do so much with goats.

Well thank God they WERE released.

I'm thinkin' that their captors realized (Eventually) that harming them would've been a PR nightmare that even their psychopathy couldn't power through.

Good deal for the girls anyway.

No offense meant.  I was as glad as anyone to see them released.  Just trying to lighten things up around here.

I think the fanatical savages are realizing at last that all they are doing is scoring own goals with the beheadings and alienating themselves from their own side…

Hopefully we will see an end to this shit soon.

Andy

Quoted: No offense meant.  I was as glad as anyone to see them released.  Just trying to lighten things up around here.

You're cool man  I think everyone gets your meaning.

BTW, in the "spirit" of your original post though, you left out the most OBVIOUS........

"Is this all you LOSERS do all day?  Sit around and play with your guns?!....."  I dunno, I hear it enough

I heard there might have been a huge ransom payoff. If there was thats not a good thing, it will just encourage them to keep doing it.

It's one thing to take off the head of a man, but you start brutally murdering women and your credibility goes out the window.

So to speak.

Maybe the women are now carrying the unborn children of the terrorists.

The Italians paid the terrorists $1million.

Those two lives were saved, but a millon dollars in ransom money will surely kill dozens more.

Quoted: Quoted: No offense meant.  I was as glad as anyone to see them released.  Just trying to lighten things up around here. You're cool man  I think everyone gets your meaning. BTW, in the "spirit" of your original post though, you left out the most OBVIOUS........ "Is this all you LOSERS do all day?  Sit around and play with your guns?!....."  I dunno, I hear it enough

Quoted: heard there might have been a huge ransom payoff. npr reported rumors of a payoff by the italians.

I'm against negotiating with terrorists it only encourages their behaviour but I will give the Italians a pass here. The thought of those women being decapitated was too much to bear.

It was $1 Million
Now that Italy has put money on the table, things are going to get interesting.
I wonder how much they will expect next time.

Also, just goes to show that their (religious) causes are all bullshit...
they dropped their ideals as soon as the cash register opened up.

Fkn miscreants.

Heres the article: Ransom paid for hostages