Good God people, just STEP ON THE FUCKING THING.  


www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1096303141224N266

Stray scorpion causes chaos on plane

   September 27 2004 at 07:10PM

Lagos - A Nigerian passenger on a local flight from the southern town of Enugu to Lagos was stung by a scorpion which found its way into his trousers, officials said on Monday.

The victim - Kingsley Adimike - was rushed to a clinic for treatment at the Lagos airport to dress his wounds.

The incident on the Sunday afternoon flight caused a stampede aboard the DC-9 private aircraft among the more than 60 passengers on board, an airport official told reporters, declining to be named.

"Everybody scampered for safety to avoid being beaten by the scorpion. The situation led to a fright and confusion in the aircraft," he said.

He said the crew and passengers were later evacuated and the aircraft thoroughly fumigated to get rid of its unwanted passenger.

No-one could say exactly how the deadly creature found its way into the aircraft, officials say.

The victim has been treated for his injuries.

Probably all wearing sandals. Hell, I wear leather boots and jeans or 5.11s even in the middle of summer.

Even if you cant setp on it, throw something heavy at it.


I will take over the world with scorpions riding spiders the size of a mans hand

Are you kidding??


Half the so-called men in the south get freaked out by little spiders!

And you should see how upset they get when I talk about cats!


SGat1r5

I think so.

www.arfcom.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=279243

The insects are rising up...we are DOOMED!!!

Quoted: I will take over the world with scorpions riding spiders the size of a mans hand

The scariest part to me is that they were on a DC-9 flying out of Nigeria.

Aaaaaaaaaghh, we're all gonna die!!!

Yes.  Yes, they have.

(((  osprey21 shakes head in amazement )))

These "Adults" need to have teddy k.singing his drunken "Itsy bitsy spideee"song to them as they soiled their collective panties with hot piss and ass mud.What a bunch of Boooooooo Hooooo Hoo Hooo's.

<tinfoil>Al Queada</tinfoil>

Quoted: "Everybody scampered for safety to avoid being beaten by the scorpion. The situation led to a fright and confusion in the aircraft," he said.

Beaten?

My god, how big was this scorpion that it could beat up full grown adults.

Ya know what, I'd be wary of it to, but the thing would be crushed the heaviest book I could find pretty damn fast.

What a bunch of wussies.

/PHil

Tinky Winky says, "Just sssssskip over those sssscary ssssstingy sssssssssscorpions you sssssssssilly ssssssavages".

Quoted: anyone know where i can order pink shirts for the chess club?