Shameless purloined from an e-mail I just received:
Oompa Loompa Democrats doo
I’ve got a little doozy for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are clueless you’ll vote for me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
The Swift Boat Vets always gunning for me!
Why don’t you try simply reading a book?
But at my weak record you better not look!
You’ll get no
--You’ll get no
You’ll get no
--You’ll get no
You’ll get no achievements
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
At your expense I will surely go far
Taxing, spending, flip-flopping too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa Democrats do
What are three purple hearts worth in these days?
Not a whole lot, when they're wrought of band-aids!
What about Christ-mas in Cam-bo-di-a?
Lies just don't float when folks fear Sha-ri-a!
And what do you get from secret spook hat?
Get laughed AT! (So tell us what you think of THAT!)
Oompa Loompa Doompade Doo
In polls he is sinking, as coattails fade too!
Oompa Loompa Doompade Doh
And in November, a tail of Woe!
Tax and spend like a socialist TOO!
He's Oompa Loompa Kerry Dee DOO!
What do you get as a poser on guns?
A laugh on the .net from A-R owning ones!
What do you get when you're wife is a loon?
Gagged.... with... spoon!!!
(No tell us what you're gonna do!)
Oompa Loompa Doompade Dye
Dems thought they picked an electable guy!
Oompa Loompa Doompade Doh
But good-ol' G-Dub is stealing the show!
And you can vote on November the Two,
But please don't pick Oompa Loompa Kerry De Doo!