No, one of her damn cats likes to sit on the ledge of the tub while she is taking her shower.
When she went to get out she splashed the cat with water, it jumped out of the tub and hit the bath towel.
When the cat hit the bath towel it had enough momentum to slide on the pledged floor and into the door.
That scared the cat, so it tried to get out of the bathroom, except that it could not get any traction on the floor, so it was running in place and sliding all over the floor.
When the wife got out of the tub to open the door for the cat it finally got some traction on her bath towel (it was on the floor) and pulled her off balance so she held out her arm to catch herself - on the door - at the same time the cat was going out the door.
The door caught the tip of the cats tail in the frame, not enough to hurt it but enough that it was yowling and spitting at my wife.
They are both on the couch and neither of them will look at me.
Quoted: Dude, why aren't you hitting it right now?
Lemme guess... cause the wife fell down and is pissed at you?
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