Maybe angels sent him to find some golden plates out in the woods that were written in a cryptic (Egyptian) language and he had to decipher them with his magic seer stone (supplied).... And he typed the translation into MS Word...
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crashburnrepeat
Member
Joined :: January 2001
Post Number :: 1160
UT, USA
Un-Fucking-called for asshole.
Heh.
Lay off of Mormons. OK, Joe Smith found gold discs. And Jesus turned water into wine. Nobody's beliefs are any more or less credible than anyone else's. Including the Muslims. It's all based on suspension of our own perception of reality at some point. The only difference is in the actions of the believers. Mormons have always struck me as great people, giving and moral. If there's a heaven, good Mormons are in.