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Posted: 9/19/2004 6:56:05 AM EDT
Looking to help Mr. Happy stand at attention for  Mrs. AC after a 60 hour work week.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 6:57:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Gimme a T! Gimme an M! Gimme an I! What does it spell?!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:14:12 AM EDT
[#2]
Yes it works.


But the bigger issue is that you are already overworked tring to please people.  Adding more preesure to your life will not help in the long run.


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:17:16 AM EDT
[#3]
Try Cialis
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:18:26 AM EDT
[#4]
I had to go to the urologist a couple of weeks ago, he gave me a sample pack of 3. Be prepared is all I can say. Gatorade and some back pills when your done.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:19:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Try kite twine and a popsicle stick!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:19:54 AM EDT
[#6]
... Use caution, you'll need to use your shower as a urinal for the following 6 hours
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:21:11 AM EDT
[#7]
I new a guy who tried a sample. He had to go out in the back yard and beat his pecker with a 2x4 to get it to go down.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:21:56 AM EDT
[#8]
Simple answer is "yes", but you have to find the right doseage. Your GP will probably be willing to start youn out with a sample pack to see if it will work for you. You may also find that it doesn't work for as long as advertised; you may have to pop the pill and get right down to business.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:23:24 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Try Cialis



That's what a buddy of mine told me a couple of days ago.  He was doing a TA-50 turn-in at the unit and told me that after the deployment his "Boy" wasn't workin' too well.  He said he tried Viagra and wasn't impressed.  His Doc' gave him some Cialis samples and he said it was "Just like being 15 again!" lol

He thinks if he stopped taking it things would be "OK" now but basically, you'd have to pry the Cialis out of his cold-dead-hands lol

Damn, 15 again!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:41:37 AM EDT
[#10]
Please clarify something for me:

I thought that these ED drugs were to help the "mechanics" of the situation, but they don't actually provide arousal?  You still had to have an arousal source.  The way these ED drugs are described on the 'net, it's like they're an aphrodisiac - which they are not supposed to be.

What's the deal?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:44:14 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Please clarify something for me:

I thought that these ED drugs were to help the "mechanics" of the situation, but they don't actually provide arousal?  You still had to have an arousal source.  The way these ED drugs are described on the 'net, it's like they're an aphrodisiac - which they are not supposed to be.

What's the deal?



I will put it this way, if the wind blows across your sack, your ready to go
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:44:50 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Please clarify something for me:

I thought that these ED drugs were to help the "mechanics" of the situation, but they don't actually provide arousal?  You still had to have an arousal source.  The way these ED drugs are described on the 'net, it's like they're an aphrodisiac - which they are not supposed to be.

What's the deal?



True, they don't give you a woody.  You could load up on V and not get hot looking at a picture of Janet Reno.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:49:00 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Yes it works.


But the bigger issue is that you are already overworked tring to please people.  Adding more preesure to your life will not help in the long run.


Sgatr15



I spent over 10 years of my life drinking and f&%cking off, so I have to make up for that time :(
I will be 40 next year and want to have kids... :)
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:52:44 AM EDT
[#14]
WHY did I have to read this thread?

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:57:50 AM EDT
[#15]
Yes.  Make sure not to eat fatty foods right before you take it.  Be very careful around glass, you will be able to cut it after you take "V."
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:59:40 AM EDT
[#16]
Yes it works. BUT, you shouldn't expect to take it and in an hour have an erection that a cat couldn't scratch, you need to be sexually aroused first. Then you can maintain that erection for a while, even through orgasm and beyond.................

AB
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:00:16 AM EDT
[#17]
Use extreme caution after taking these kinds of drugs!.......................................................






When you go to piss be careful that you dont push your feet out from under you and bust your head open on the toilet.  

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:18:12 AM EDT
[#18]

A buddy of mine takes it to "enhance" his performance with his girlfriend.  He claims that it is the best invention since sliced bread.  However, he said that he has now learned to cut the pill in half and take that half dose or it just isn't worth it - the stiffy lasts too long.  He also doesn't advise drinking alot prior to the experience unless you like pissing on the ceiling.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:29:25 AM EDT
[#19]
He also doesn't advise drinking alot prior to the experience unless you like pissing on the ceiling.

[



wow
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:31:36 AM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:
Then you can maintain that erection for a while, even through orgasm and beyond.................

AB



wow there must be some wives out there in some real pain.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:35:49 AM EDT
[#21]
I have heard several stories.
Some say its just for making woody stand at attention.  This one appears to be a given.
Others say it helps with the hair trigger syndrome.  This one I have only heard tales about.
Yet others say both.
Any of you user care to comment ?

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:40:47 AM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yes it works.


But the bigger issue is that you are already overworked tring to please people.  Adding more preesure to your life will not help in the long run.


Sgatr15



I spent over 10 years of my life drinking and f&%cking off, so I have to make up for that time :(
I will be 40 next year and want to have kids... :)




You want to deal with an 18 y.o. teen ager when you are 60?


You're a very brave man.....


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:20:30 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:25:55 AM EDT
[#24]


Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:28:41 AM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yes it works.


But the bigger issue is that you are already overworked tring to please people.  Adding more preesure to your life will not help in the long run.


Sgatr15



I spent over 10 years of my life drinking and f&%cking off, so I have to make up for that time :(
I will be 40 next year and want to have kids... :)







You want to deal with an 18 y.o. teen ager when you are 60?


You're a very brave man.....


Sgtar15




I hope to stay in excellent shape and health, so I can still kick some booty !!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 11:57:44 AM EDT
[#26]
anyone ever have the wife take it? I'v heard some interesting stories......
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:14:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Why am i in this thread,
< knocking on wood!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:46:38 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Then you can maintain that erection for a while, even through orgasm and beyond.................

AB



wow there must be some wives out there in some real pain.





How do you mean?

AB
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 12:52:46 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Yes it works.


But the bigger issue is that you are already overworked tring to please people.  Adding more preesure to your life will not help in the long run.


Sgatr15



I spent over 10 years of my life drinking and f&%cking off, so I have to make up for that time :(
I will be 40 next year and want to have kids... :)




You want to deal with an 18 y.o. teen ager when you are 60?


You're a very brave man.....


Sgtar15





I'll be 49 in February, I have  6 and an 11 year old girls. My wife will be 45 next month. We decided to have children "later". There are a lot of people waiting to have kids during their "later" years. Brave? Whatever do you mean?

AB
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:12:42 PM EDT
[#30]
As a joke, my friends gave me a sample pack when I turned 39. I tried them out and they worked pretty well especially for the 2nd and 3rd round. But at $10 a pop, I don't think they are worth it.
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