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Posted: 9/16/2004 9:58:41 PM EDT
I have a problem. I am a white guy that was actually born here in the old US of A (the "A" stands for America btw).
Now, I have many friends that aren't completely white. I have an Asian friend who says he is an "Asian -American". ANd I have a black friend that is an "African-American". But when they ask me what I am I don't know what to tell them. SO I thought about it.... I am rather tall...maybe I am a "Tall-American"? I write lots of comedy...maybe I am a "Funny-American"? I have big feet....maybe I am "Bigfoot-American"? I need to get this resolved soon, my friends want to know who I am. Maybe I need to join a comune or something...then I can be a "  -American"Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:00:40 PM EDT
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I just tell folks I'm a German-Irish-Swedish-Romanian American, it may sound long, but nowadays you need to keep things PC
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:01:40 PM EDT
[#2]
I think we have an answer to the "who's the arf.com member most likely to snap" thread.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:03:35 PM EDT
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Oh, BTW, aren't folks like us classified as Anglo-Americans? See, we have a special name too!
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:04:42 PM EDT
[#4]
"Anglo" is a racial term used to make people of other colors feel bad. SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:05:11 PM EDT
[#5]
You should call yourself.......Tater Salad
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:06:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Aren't you an unemployed - disabled - heterosexual (mmm, maybe not
) - neocon - American?
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:07:47 PM EDT
[#7]
armed-american
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:08:48 PM EDT
[#8]
I've got it, call yourself an American American! That one should even make people stop to think for a second, since that will be a totally new one.
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:10:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Wierd American
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:11:42 PM EDT
[#10]
I have seen people on this board call you lots of things but you didn't list any of them????
MT  Edit: Made the daughter go hide her cat 
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:12:01 PM EDT
[#11]
Hmmm... I LIKE that on... SGatr15 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:12:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Caucasian AMerican?
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:13:50 PM EDT
[#13]
How about PATRIOT?
You stand for all those ideals. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:14:32 PM EDT
[#14]
Pissed-Meateating-guntoating-American
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:15:39 PM EDT
[#15]
"Guy who plays with dolls"?
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:16:32 PM EDT
[#16]
El Conquistador
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:18:37 PM EDT
[#17]
Duke-American
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:22:04 PM EDT
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You will eventually be called a republican-american. At some point the goon squad will round you up and take you to political re-education camp.
Or, you could just get the fuck out of Kali. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:23:00 PM EDT
[#19]
Susan
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:24:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Get a poodle, a pair of pointy shoes and a beret.
No one will ask what you are, and you'll gain many new friends. |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:30:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:31:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:41:22 PM EDT
[#23]
WASP ?
HS1 |
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Posted: 9/16/2004 10:42:36 PM EDT
[#24]
A Latent American (everyone will think you actually said "latin-American" but have a Canadian accent.
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Posted: 9/17/2004 4:49:37 AM EDT
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No you don't, you REALLY don't. AB |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 4:53:41 AM EDT
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What should you call yourself....Well that's easy, how about ass-hole.. Seems to fit for you.
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:06:20 AM EDT
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That would be WASC C for Catholic. Although, back in the day he (and I) would have been called a "Pape". So maybe WASP could work. |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:09:26 AM EDT
[#28]
Man Who Plays With Dolls.
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:10:52 AM EDT
[#29]
What about "Doll & cat loving American"?
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:14:06 AM EDT
[#30]
Gay-American ya know like the Governor of New Jersey, since he proclaimed it, it must be a legal race division.
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:19:13 AM EDT
[#31]
El Gringo Loco. |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:19:15 AM EDT
[#32]
confused american......{that likes dolls}
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:27:56 AM EDT
[#33]
Stupid ? 
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:29:06 AM EDT
[#34]
How about "Jackass"?
That has a nice ring to it. 
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:32:32 AM EDT
[#35]
Applewhite
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:35:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:38:23 AM EDT
[#37]
How about Is-on-AR15.com-24-hours-a-day-7-days-a-week-and-posts-useless-threads-American?
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:41:37 AM EDT
[#38]
Average American
Plain American Good ole American Regular American Generic American Non Hyphenated American Simple American True American |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 5:57:36 AM EDT
[#39]
Francais.
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Posted: 9/17/2004 6:10:30 AM EDT
[#40]
How about "Attention-Whore-American"?
As long as we are striving for accuracy. |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 6:14:12 AM EDT
[#41]
+1 |
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Posted: 9/17/2004 7:05:31 AM EDT
[#42]
Gun-Toting Cracker
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Posted: 9/17/2004 7:09:57 AM EDT
[#43]
Show them your guns and tell them you now call yourself an:
Angry-American, That should get a good look from them. |
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