How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog.
What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop clip clop?
An Amish drive by shooting.
If there were two Santa Clause's and one was Polish, how could you tell the difference?
The polish one would have the Easter basket.
The Embassador of a middle eastern country was watching Star Trek. He noticed that the show had Americans, Brits, Scots, Russians, Japanese, Africans and Aliens from outer space. One day he asks Secretary of State Powell about the show. He says, the show has all these people except for Arabs, why? Secretary Powell replies, "well, it is in the future."