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Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Well, technically dad's property, but it'll be mine. I found 5 fucking tree stands without trying. I'm sure there's more. What are my options here? Destroy them? Take them down and put a letter on the tree saying where to get them? After the GD answers, I'll call the deer cops and ask them. View Quote Pennsylvania I see? Likely Mennonites depending on your area. They don't give a fuck posted or not. |
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"Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things" Marvin Heemeyer
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Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Vanished. I'm beginning to think they passed away View Quote Well, before dying they probably invited some buddies along, who then invited their sons/friends/cousins, etc..etc. When you confront them it’ll be the “We hunted this property for years” defense. |
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Photograph them, remove them, store them off site, sell them on the internet
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Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Well, technically dad's property, but it'll be mine. I found 5 fucking tree stands without trying. I'm sure there's more. What are my options here? Destroy them? Take them down and put a letter on the tree saying where to get them? After the GD answers, I'll call the deer cops and ask them. View Quote I'd put up trail cams and find out who's trespassing first. $10 says it's a neighbor |
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i enjoy these threads (seriously) -- just one of the 'joys' of rural property ownership i guess it seems there is always the 'my cousin says his uncle knew the owner of this property and HE had permission to use this area...' type of situation. keep us updated -- be safe |
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Originally Posted By JimEb: Well, before dying they probably invited some buddies along, who then invited their sons/friends/cousins, etc..etc. When you confront them it’ll be the “We hunted this property for years” defense. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By JimEb: Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Vanished. I'm beginning to think they passed away Well, before dying they probably invited some buddies along, who then invited their sons/friends/cousins, etc..etc. When you confront them it’ll be the “We hunted this property for years” defense. I dunno. The corner where I found all the stands is where 3 different properties come together. However, there's two creeks that flow into one. The creeks are the property line. On the far side is state game lands, but that's 1/2 mile away of really really dense woods. |
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Originally Posted By MFP_4073: i enjoy these threads (seriously) -- just one of the 'joys' of rural property ownership i guess it seems there is always the 'my cousin says his uncle knew the owner of this property and HE had permission to use this area...' type of situation. keep us updated -- be safe View Quote Yup, seems there's always a convolute chain of people who "know the owner" but that you've never even heard of. When we looked at the property we eventually bought I saw a few tree stands and wondered if they'd still be there after we bought it, but we went back out a few weeks after the closing and there was no sign of any of the stands. I walked the entire property perimeter and didn't see any indications of other stands, but I'll be setting up a camera on each of the two roads onto the property soon. Having known the folks that border the front and back for a number of years helped in deciding that we'd buy where we did, and we've already met one neighbor on the side and they're good to go. All the shitheads apparently live a few miles down the road |
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Learn how to play the banjo, when they show up start wailing some Dueling Banjos while yelling “Boy, you sure got a purty mouth, you gonna squeal like a pig!” Then shove a handful of imitation crabmeat in your mouth, drop your drawers and start furiously masturbating. It is the only way to really be sure they leave immediately and never come back.
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Take down stands. Place a business card from your local PD or CO inside a ziplock bag along with a note stating that you are no longer welcome to be on this property. If you'd like your equipment back please contact (who's ever card you have). This does 2 things:
1) It insinuates that law enforcement has taken down their property and not you. The chances of them ever calling for it is next to zero. This doesn't escalate things to you personally. 1a) You now have treestands for 5 different sets!!!!! 2) They now have to assume that law enforcement is watching that property so they'll likely just go elsewhere to avoid a problem. Best thing one property that I had permission to hunt on was a portion was leased to a DNR officer and everyone around town knew it. Nobody came on that property for any reason. |
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Make sure dad gives you full authority to be the steward of the land on his behalf then post signage. After that remove the tree stands and post a statement in the local papers/news sites that the land I question is private and all trespassers will be prosecuted. Meet with County Sheriff on the matter and reinforce the possibility of violence if trespassers are encountered. Same goes for your local game warden. You will no longer have any issues and if one arises, you are covered. Land owners here have done the same and the problem is near nonexistent.
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Keep them until the day before deer opener
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Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Well, technically dad's property, but it'll be mine. I found 5 fucking tree stands without trying. I'm sure there's more. What are my options here? Destroy them? Take them down and put a letter on the tree saying where to get them? After the GD answers, I'll call the deer cops and ask them. View Quote We have done this thread before here in GD. The best answer I found was to take them down. Then post up a sign that if they want their stand back it is at the sheriff’s department. Will trailcams show up at night if you have NODS? If If I was you snd had access to NVG’s, I would go back at night, kitted up like this: Attached File That way the last pic the trailcam ever transmits to some poacher looks like a dude that is NOT to be messed with. Put a piece of tape over the lens, remove camera, take to sheriff’s department. Then post up sign that if they want their trailcam back, it can be picked up at the sheriff’s office. |
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Go to Walmart, buy plastic no hunting/trespassing signs for $1.47 each, go to the stands, Cut them into several pieces, let them lie on the ground, attach a sign to each one with your game wardens main phone number on it to rub it in a bit.
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SO you have 5 new tree stands?
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I teach my daughters to shoot because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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Originally Posted By midmo: Guess I'm more the benefit of a doubt type. I'd take them down, and leave them at the base of the tree with a note saying there is no hunting on the property, so please retrieve the stands. Could be some folks who've been hunting there for long enough that the original agreement is long forgotten, or something like that. It usually doesn't hurt to be the bigger man for an opening move. Who knows, might even make a new friend. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/69/11/f96911d6b2ec2c07ec4beeb537667651--bow-fishing-bowhunting.jpg View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By midmo: Guess I'm more the benefit of a doubt type. I'd take them down, and leave them at the base of the tree with a note saying there is no hunting on the property, so please retrieve the stands. Could be some folks who've been hunting there for long enough that the original agreement is long forgotten, or something like that. It usually doesn't hurt to be the bigger man for an opening move. Who knows, might even make a new friend. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/69/11/f96911d6b2ec2c07ec4beeb537667651--bow-fishing-bowhunting.jpg I tend to do this. It really depends on the situation. Is it an understandable mistake, could it be someone who honestly thinks they have permission based on an old agreement, is it possible they don't know where the property line is, etc.. Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: I dunno. The corner where I found all the stands is where 3 different properties come together. However, there's two creeks that flow into one. The creeks are the property line. On the far side is state game lands, but that's 1/2 mile away of really really dense woods. So they were in the corner of the property where three other properties come together. Kind of sounds like it's possible that they may not know where the line is. And if there are state game lands nearby, there's more chance that it was a mistake, though a half mile is pretty far. It's up to you (or your dad) about how strict you want to be about it. Do you know the neighbors? Without knowing all the details, I'd probably take a more restrained approach at first, maybe just leaving a note or like someone said take them down and leave them at the base of the trees with a note. As long as the neighbors are decent people, better to stay on good terms. If you get any pushback, you find out what kind of people they are, then take the approach of removing the stands and selling them, etc.. |
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Gotta enjoy the little things.
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When I did my very first nuke plant shutdown/refuel//turbine retrofit, it was over in Missouri at the Calloway plant. My foreman and the boss above him were regulars at the Knob Creek shoot. They both had Class 3 stuff. He said the best way to deter poachers was to load up a BAR mag with all tracers, step onto his back deck at oh dark thirty, point the BAR into the woods, and let’er rip. He said he has never seen headlights bouncing down his road so fast in his life before.
Besides that….there’s this: Attached File |
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Originally Posted By midmo: Guess I'm more the benefit of a doubt type. I'd take them down, and leave them at the base of the tree with a note saying there is no hunting on the property, so please retrieve the stands. Could be some folks who've been hunting there for long enough that the original agreement is long forgotten, or something like that. It usually doesn't hurt to be the bigger man for an opening move. Who knows, might even make a new friend. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/69/11/f96911d6b2ec2c07ec4beeb537667651--bow-fishing-bowhunting.jpg View Quote A woman like that with that bow… Ha! You’re damn skippy she has the OnX app on her phone and she knows exactly whose land she is trespassing on. Attached File We might be able to work out an arrangement …. |
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Originally Posted By delemorte: I'd remove them and leave a notice and how to find you to get their shit back. View Quote This. I ended up with 2 Ol' Man tree stands years ago when I found them in the woods near our soybean field. Left a note tacked to the trees about them being on no trespassing Posted land. Told them they could buy them back at our house. No one ever came to claim them. Used them for many years. We kept our land Posted as we would invariably end up with at least 1 jersey milk cow killed a year for many years. |
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I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me and say "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Take down stands. Place a business card from your local PD or CO inside a ziplock bag along with a note stating that you are no longer welcome to be on this property. If you'd like your equipment back please contact (who's ever card you have). This does 2 things: 1) It insinuates that law enforcement has taken down their property and not you. The chances of them ever calling for it is next to zero. This doesn't escalate things to you personally. 1a) You now have treestands for 5 different sets!!!!! 2) They now have to assume that law enforcement is watching that property so they'll likely just go elsewhere to avoid a problem. Best thing one property that I had permission to hunt on was a portion was leased to a DNR officer and everyone around town knew it. Nobody came on that property for any reason. View Quote Agree. Leave something that eludes to LE taking them down. Never leave a chance that they think you took them. Had similar problem a few years ago. Stupid people actually came to the house inquiring about the stands. Plead ignorance. Or air tag them, see where they go home to. |
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Drop the stands off with LE and leave business cards, or pile them in the barn and leave a note with your phone number
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[#23]
JBWeld a but plug into the center of each seat.
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I've found them on the timbered parts of my place from time to time. I rip them the hell down. If they're not some piece of homemade shit, I offer them to friends for free.
Also have found game cams. I just take those and keep them. Stupid thing is . . . I've let quite a few people hunt and fish my place. All they had to do was stop by or call, ask politely, and not be an ass. |
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I’d carefully cut the straps and leave just a few threads holding them to the tree.
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What tree stands?
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Originally Posted By Bogdan: Amish/Menonites are the worst with that shit. View Quote Do they use stands? Seems like I always just see them doing drives. Where I hunt in PA, they started opening up roads that have historically been closed to all but the Game Commission. Now the vans fulls of chinstraps show up, and commit fucking genocide. No bullshit, they bring women and folding tables, have set up a cutting station at the top of the fire trail. |
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"Some people talk about doing what others have actually done." -my teenage son
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Originally Posted By 3BP: Do they use stands? Seems like I always just see them doing drives. Where I hunt in PA, they started opening up roads that have historically been closed to all but the Game Commission. Now the vans fulls of chinstraps show up, and commit fucking genocide. No bullshit, they bring women and folding tables, have set up a cutting station at the top of the fire trail. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By 3BP: Originally Posted By Bogdan: Amish/Menonites are the worst with that shit. Do they use stands? Seems like I always just see them doing drives. Where I hunt in PA, they started opening up roads that have historically been closed to all but the Game Commission. Now the vans fulls of chinstraps show up, and commit fucking genocide. No bullshit, they bring women and folding tables, have set up a cutting station at the top of the fire trail. That's insane! I've heard the stories of just how bad of a neighbor these people are and shake my head. They have that pure persona but they're far from good folks it seems. |
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Void,
Man, your totally not making any since here. You said they bring meat every year, and then said they have not been by. Then you say they communicate. But they vanished? WTH man they been by or not? Do they communicate or are they dead? Originally Posted By Into_the_Void: Vanished. I'm beginning to think they passed away View Quote |
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I'd love to see some prank go down with these. I'm just not creative enough to think about what you could do and film then post.
Although maybe sticking a blow up doll in one with a red rider gun aimed out of the stand might be funny to film. Imagine the hunter coming up on his stand with some other hunter in it. How would he react? |
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Tear down and sell on marketplace
Fuck em |
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I'd leave them undisturbed, then make a map of my property and mark all stands with an X. Then I'd head over to the Game and Parks office and tell them they have some easy tickets to write. X marks the spot on opening day.
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Remove them and staple a note to the tree with local LE agencies phone number should they want the back.
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Originally Posted By JoshAR: Void, Man, your totally not making any since here. You said they bring meat every year, and then said they have not been by. Then you say they communicate. But they vanished? WTH man they been by or not? Do they communicate or are they dead? They probably subleased it to the new folks coming by........ View Quote |
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Did you dad or family give permission?
I had a similar experience where I was given permission and built a stand. I was out there and a pudgy generic looking Florida Georgia line fan came driving across the field. He skidded to a stop at the base of my stand and started cursing…threatening to shoot me…. He didn’t care that it was his grandfather’s field or that I had permission. Before you go full tard, make 100% sure of the situation. |
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That's nothing, one member found a house built on his property
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Laws are different in every state.
Here, if the land isn't posted, temporary tree stands are allowed during certain times. "VI. A portable or temporary tree stand or observation blind that does not violate paragraph I or II may be erected on the land of another from April 25 to June 1 and from August 1 to December 31 of a calendar year. All portable or temporary tree stands or observation blinds shall be removed from the property by June 1, unless allowed by permission from the property owner or designee." "XI. A property owner shall contact a local or state law enforcement officer or conservation officer to remove and seize a permanent, portable, or temporary tree stand or observation blind which was placed, or the owner of which has failed to remove, in violation of this section." https://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/rsa/html/XVIII/207/207-36-a.htm |
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Donate to your local 2A organizations before the national orgs. The local orgs are proactive and get things done in your state house where the nationals are reactive and try to fix things after the fact and from a distance.
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I like to take the nutsack off a freshly killed buck and nail it to the tree right where the trespasser would rest his head as he sits in the stand.
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Remove the tree stands and give them away to friends.
Go buy some purple paint. A change, during 2020, in Title 18, the state Crimes Code, gives landowners the option of using purple paint, rather than signs, to post their properties and alert others that lands are private and trespassing isn’t permitted. View Quote |
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I would leave a note to either call you for permission or remove them.
They probably won't be back until September. No need to be a dick about it... Not that you are being a dick about it. ETA: or cut the trees down. |
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Please help St Jude children's hospital.
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Buy a mortar tube and work on your aim
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1. Wouldn't post it here,
2. Nuke thread 3. Cardio (which is actually rule number 1) |
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"Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result." - Winston Churchill
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Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein: Anti seize would be more better. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By TontoGoldstein: Originally Posted By Lou_Daks: Put a nice dollop of pepper spray onto the seating and touching surfaces. The hottest you can find. Anti seize would be more better. Attached File Who fucked with my tree stand? Kharn |
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I'd haul them off to the dump and put up some cheap game cameras to catch the people who come looking for them in the act
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Never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be. - Adm James Stockdale
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"Give us the strength to face that which is to come, that we may be brave in peril, temperate in wrath, constant in tribulation, and down to the gates of death loyal and loving one to another" RL Stevenson
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Got a call from a neighbor, his brother has been hunting on the land I brought last year and he saw game cameras on the land, wondering if they were mine? Nope so we have a bigger problem.
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