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Posted: 9/7/2004 12:36:17 PM EDT

If this is a dupe..please accept my apoligies...and please lock

JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including Washington DC, worth multi-millions.

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. I voted to cut every law enforcement, CIA and defense bill
in my career as a US Senator. I ordered Boston to remove a fire hydrant in
front of my mansion, thereby endangering my neighbors in the event of fire.

MILITARY:
I used three minor injuries to get an early discharge from the military and
service in Vietnam (as documented by the attending doctor). I then returned
to the US, joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted returning
Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby killers. I
threw my medals, ribbons, or something away in protest. Or did I? My book;
Vietnam Veterans Against the War: The New Soldier shows how I truly feel
about the military.

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my counterpart
George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get admitted to Harvard
nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and have been there ever since. I have no real world
experience except marrying rich women and running HJ Heinz vicariously
through my wife Teresa.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a US Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed
to support our military and CIA by voting against budgets, thus gutting our
country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the Iraq War, now I
am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I voted for every
liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this country but I
intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected.

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will
never catch up. I make no or little charitable contributions and have never
agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in MA, despite family wealth in
excess of $ 700 million.

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper cost
of labor in those Countries, although I Blame George Bush for sending all of
the jobs out of Country.

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy
and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might spoil
our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None.

PERSONAL:
I ride a Serotta Bike.

My Gulfstream V Jet I call The Flying Squirrel.

I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large polluting inefficient vehicles and blame
George Bush for the energy problems.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:37:47 PM EDT

[#1]

IT’S A TRAP!!!

eta - Admit your sin.

Posted: 9/7/2004 12:40:03 PM EDT

[#2]

yuppers dupe.

IBTL.

Makes a valid point though.

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