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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:52:40 PM EDT
... I wonder what's going to happen next?!?
 Seriously - over the entire weekend, I've eaten pretty much nothing but lots of liquorice, toblerone and pistacio nuts. I have a feeling I'm really going to regret this.  Does anyone else do stupid things like this, or am I on my own here? |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:53:33 PM EDT
[#1]
They dont have Halloween in The Netherlands?
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:53:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Someone told me that World Market in Chesterfield has good liquorice.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:54:21 PM EDT
[#3]
Dude you're gonna make yourself sick!
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:54:39 PM EDT
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you will regret it soon.....
 oh, and why have you done this? 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:54:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Sounds like a bad mix.Better kill it with a couple shots and some beer. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:55:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Getting dried out over the course of two days while alternately fishing and tromping through the woods, then come home and have two beers.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:57:17 PM EDT
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two beers? i've never just had two beers.....................i would imagine it's bad!
and if you're gonna eat only candy, might as well throw in beer, if its gonna be bad, might as well make it fun first................................. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 1:58:29 PM EDT
[#8]
You are gonna poop candy bars?
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:01:31 PM EDT
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He's just not going to poop for a few days. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:02:25 PM EDT
[#10]
I didn't really do it deliberately. They just had a lot of candy on sale at the store (World Market) - and so I bought a lot. Then I'd eat a bunch of it, and then skip lunch and dinner because I'd already eaten so much candy. I did that until today, when I ran out of candy. This is the sort of thing that happens when someone who is too lazy to cook, and too cheap to go out ot eat, gets a lot of candy on sale.  Yeah - I've also had beer - forgot to mention that  |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:02:28 PM EDT
[#11]
Eat some aluminum foil and you can poop out some hershey kisses.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:03:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:04:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:05:51 PM EDT
[#14]
What are you...twelve?
Is the stress from that Mustang making you regress, you Crazy Dutchman? |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:10:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Is Candy good looking? Just don't tell the GF about this...
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:13:08 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, sometimes I act like it.  |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:15:34 PM EDT
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I think hes Dutch not Neandrthal. Isn't that whot they call people from Netherlands 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:20:08 PM EDT
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What are you a professor of anyway, sugarboy?
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:20:24 PM EDT
[#19]
Holy smokes! Candy x3 days?? That's too funny! You're making that up, right?
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:20:48 PM EDT
[#20]
Dude, you're gonna get real sick, and you're gonna get FAT!
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:21:53 PM EDT
[#21]
I wish - I think it's starting to catch up to me. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:21:54 PM EDT
[#22]
well no wonder you been so damned ornery
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:28:30 PM EDT
[#23]
you better stay close to the bathroom for awhile or you may have a Big accident from eating all the candy , yow I hate runny pooh
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:34:08 PM EDT
[#24]
 then U will B  off the frigin walls
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:35:29 PM EDT
[#25]
Crazy Dutch!
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:36:28 PM EDT
[#26]
From DK-Profs Ass?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOOO! My eyes!! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:36:53 PM EDT
[#27]
You're also going to need a good dentist.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:37:34 PM EDT
[#28]
when I finally meet you at GS04, etc - I'm guessing you'll have a spare tire or two? Do'h! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:38:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:40:17 PM EDT
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I would be vibrating and crapping my brains out from this much candy
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:41:09 PM EDT
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But when he finally does....  Net result: rotted teeth, diarrhea, fat ass, big gut. Been there, done that, had the gut to prove it. You are what you eat. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:41:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:41:37 PM EDT
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I hope not! I'm try pretty hard to control my weight, and ride my road bike a lot to burn off excess calories. Part of the reason I've ONLY eaten candy is that I've skipped all the meals once I realized how much candy I had eaten. I only do this once or twice a year, so I won't really get fat ... not sure I'll make GS04 though  . It's always hard to justify spending a lot of time traveling somewhere OTHER than Nashville for me.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:43:06 PM EDT
[#34]
And thus, we find out how Baby Ruths were actually invented.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:44:01 PM EDT
[#35]
Lots and lots of toothbrushing and LISTERINE! NOW!!!
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Posted: 9/6/2004 2:47:43 PM EDT
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Well, I certainly hope you do show up for GS04. All this chatter and no face to put it with would be disappointing. Looking forward to meeting ya! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:00:47 PM EDT
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It's all you, man. Actually, my stupid things are much different. Try surviving for days on Maker's Mark. 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:02:51 PM EDT
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Man, what is going to happen when you take a dump? I imagine it will suck and that you have had some nasty headaches too.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:23:35 PM EDT
[#39]
You'd damned well better make it, son! I'm with 82nd on this; you are expected! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:29:40 PM EDT
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Well damn - I just double-checked the Gunstock dates, and it's pretty unlikely I'd be able to make it. I do all of my teaching (my entire load) from October to December, and I most likely have to go to a research seminar at USC that weekend. (So even if it wasn't a matter of choosing between you guys and my fiancee - I probably cannot make it either way) |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:35:17 PM EDT
[#41]
ate two big bags of cotton candy a few years ago. my poop was blue the next day. I wonder if I still have the photo?
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:36:56 PM EDT
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A few years ago I dicsovered that if you eat something like 10 bags of black jelly beans (they usually go on sale right after Easter), my poo turns completely green (like wasabi). It's very weird. |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 3:49:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Fixed. 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:00:56 PM EDT
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Wait... so... I eat the candy, YOU shit wasabi? |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:10:22 PM EDT
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Ooops- typo - you know what I meant. Don't try to make me appear any more insane than I alrady am
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:12:22 PM EDT
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You're gonna be pooping out snicker bars on wednesday.
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:17:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:17:57 PM EDT
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When I tried that wierd green ketchup (the kind that Heinz made), it tasted like paint, and the next day, my crap was bright, radioactive green. I thought for sure I had an algae infection in my gut or something. By the way, don't post pics. PLEASE! |
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:19:30 PM EDT
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They pay me in CASH! I know how that check cashing thing works... 
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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:22:19 PM EDT
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