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Posted: 9/1/2004 7:25:50 AM EDT

Chewbacca was a pedophile!!

He had 'short eyes', so to speak.

Whew!

I did it, now OJ must be guilty!

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:27:07 AM EDT

[#1]

how long before "its a trap" pics shows up- I give 2 minuets....

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:27:31 AM EDT

[#2]

sleep typing again?

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:28:16 AM EDT

[#3]

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how long before "its a trap" pics shows up- I give 2 minuets....

Relax...

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:28:30 AM EDT

[#4]

I deem this thread not to be a trap.

Chewbacca discussion is very worthy and could never be a trap.

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:30:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 7:32:02 AM EDT

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Buddy Christ!!! Who is your Buddy?

I have a dashboard Buddy Christ.

shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:34:59 AM EDT

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=26012&iGalleryUnq=689&iImageUnq=10903

Buddy Christ!!! Who is your Buddy?

I have a dashboard Buddy Christ.

shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

I didn't even know they made those. That's great!

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:38:04 AM EDT

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=26012&iGalleryUnq=689&iImageUnq=10903

Buddy Christ!!! Who is your Buddy?

I have a dashboard Buddy Christ.

shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

I didn't even know they made those. That's great!

Mine sits next to my computer at home.

Of course that is not the official name, they are just kicking it around the office.

edit to say - Jesus did not come here to give people the willies. He came here to help us out. He was a booster.

Posted: 9/1/2004 7:58:05 AM EDT

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=26012&iGalleryUnq=689&iImageUnq=10903

Buddy Christ!!! Who is your Buddy?

I have a dashboard Buddy Christ.

shop.store.yahoo.com/jsbstash/budchrisdass1.html

I didn't even know they made those. That's great!

Mine sits next to my computer at home.

Of course that is not the official name, they are just kicking it around the office.

edit to say - Jesus did not come here to give people the willies. He came here to help us out. He was a booster.

Do they make a buddy chewbacca?

Would that make sense?

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 8:17:38 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 8:18:30 AM EDT

[#11]

huh

Posted: 9/1/2004 8:19:39 AM EDT

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www.xzodus.com/gifs/jesus_agrees.gif

That's some pretty funny stuff, choirboy.

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 8:23:02 AM EDT

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LOL.

Legs. Sometimes, you have some great stuff.

Posted: 9/1/2004 8:32:09 AM EDT

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www.xzodus.com/gifs/jesus_agrees.gif

LOL.

Legs. Sometimes, you have some great package.

Weirdo.

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 8:41:27 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 9:22:00 AM EDT

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photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=26012&iGalleryUnq=689&iImageUnq=10903

He's missing his pistol.

Posted: 9/1/2004 10:11:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 1:14:18 PM EDT

[#18]

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how long before "its a trap" pics shows up- I give 2 minuets....

"Minuets...?"

Posted: 9/1/2004 1:21:59 PM EDT

[#19]

I'll go 3 minuets and raise you a puppet!Or is that a marionette? Hell I don't know! Just call me a dumbass.

Take care. Coondog

Posted: 9/1/2004 1:24:53 PM EDT

[#20]

"The minuete? I can't even remember the men I have slept with."

Posted: 9/1/2004 1:30:25 PM EDT

[#21]

TOO FUNNY!!

Posted: 9/1/2004 1:43:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 1:49:56 PM EDT

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x2

Posted: 9/1/2004 1:59:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 2:05:07 PM EDT

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I'll go 3 minuets and raise you a puppet!Or is that a marionette? Hell I don't know! Just call me a dumbass.Take care. Coondog

No, guys - minuets..... they're like songs or something.

Posted: 9/1/2004 2:07:24 PM EDT

[#26]

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www.ilovepez.net/images/chewy.gif

Wow.

that's just...

Wow.

Posted: 9/1/2004 2:08:26 PM EDT

[#27]

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Where did you find a Chewbacca dildo?

Posted: 9/1/2004 3:18:05 PM EDT

[#28]

it's a fucking pez dispenser U sick fucks!!!!!!

Posted: 9/1/2004 3:22:50 PM EDT

[#29]

i am now dumber for having read this thread......................

Posted: 9/1/2004 3:34:57 PM EDT

[#30]

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i am now dumber for having read this thread......................

no,

actually your not

Posted: 9/1/2004 5:28:25 PM EDT

[#31]

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i am now dumber for having read this thread......................

no,

actually your not

He's right Tex, IQ's cannot go below zero.

TRG

Posted: 9/1/2004 5:33:55 PM EDT

[#32]

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www.ilovepez.net/images/chewy.gif

Where did you find a Chewbacca dildo?

Bastard!!! You owe me a new keyboard, monitor and speakers

Posted: 9/1/2004 6:53:20 PM EDT

[#33]

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i am now dumber for having read this thread......................

no,

actually your not

He's right Tex, IQ's cannot go below zero.

TRG

Well, it could, but then he would be like a big black "IQ Hole" where anybody standing near him would have their IQ transferred to him to make up for the deficiency until he once again got back to zero.

I guess my advice would be he didn't read this thread twice, then we'd all be screwed.

Posted: 9/1/2004 6:56:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 7:14:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/1/2004 7:35:04 PM EDT

[#36]

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www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

We're screwed.

Posted: 9/2/2004 6:46:04 AM EDT

[#37]

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i am now dumber for having read this thread......................

no,

actually your not

He's right Tex, IQ's cannot go below zero.

TRG

Well, it could, but then he would be like a big black "IQ Hole" where anybody standing near him would have their IQ transferred to him to make up for the deficiency until he once again got back to zero.

I guess my advice would be he didn't read this thread twice, then we'd all be screwed.

That explains why I feel stupid everytime I get near Tex. Interesting.

TRG

Posted: 9/2/2004 6:57:00 AM EDT

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We're screwed.

You're right, brass......

I guess this means he *did* read the thread twice........?

j/k, Tex.

Posted: 9/2/2004 6:58:09 AM EDT

[#39]

There is no such thing as "buddy christ"

There is only the Risen Savior and King of Glory.

One day all that treat Him with such contempt will have to face Him. That will not be a pleasant experience.

Posted: 9/2/2004 7:00:05 AM EDT

[#40]

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There is no such thing as "buddy christ"

There is only the Risen Savior and King of Glory.

One day all that treat Him with such contempt will have to face Him. That will not be a pleasant experience.

Apparently a sense of humor was not among the gifts God gave you.

Posted: 9/2/2004 7:02:11 AM EDT

[#41]

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There is no such thing as "buddy christ"

There is only the Risen Savior and King of Glory.

One day all that treat Him with such contempt will have to face Him. That will not be a pleasant experience.

Jesus is my buddy. He is the ultimate buddy, and a booster. He was sent here to help us out.

Posted: 9/2/2004 7:07:13 AM EDT

[#42]

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Apparently a sense of humor was not among the gifts God gave you.

How to even respond....

Consider Christ hanging on the cross. Paying with His own life for the sins of all men, and we laugh? Consider Him as a great King judging in Righteousness, and we laugh?

There is NOTHING funny about attempting to rob Christ of His rightful glory. It does nothing but pervert the image of Christ in the minds of men from being Righteous and Holy, to someone who just happily winks at all of man's evil.

That kind of illusion KILLS. It will DESTROY men's souls.

And THAT is not funny.

It shows how little reverence for God we have...

Posted: 9/2/2004 7:11:21 AM EDT

[#43]

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Jesus is my buddy. He is the ultimate buddy, and a booster. He was sent here to help us out.

24 Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me. 25For whoever desires to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake will find it. 26For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul? 27For the Son of Man will come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and then He will reward each according to his works.

Matthew 16

31 "When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy[3] angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. 32All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. 33And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. 34Then the King will say to those on His right hand, "Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: 35for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; 36I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.'
37"Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, "Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? 38When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? 39Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?' 40And the King will answer and say to them, "Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.'
41"Then He will also say to those on the left hand, "Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: 42for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; 43I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.'
44"Then they also will answer Him,[4] saying, "Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?' 45Then He will answer them, saying, "Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.' 46And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

Matthew 25

Yes Jesus came to help us. But only those who repent, obey Him, and reverence Him as Lord will be saved.

Posted: 9/2/2004 7:48:11 AM EDT

[#44]

Needs more cowbell.

Posted: 9/2/2004 8:19:23 AM EDT

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Needs more cowbell.

The cowbell is a trap.

TRG

Posted: 9/2/2004 8:22:00 AM EDT

[#46]

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Jesus is my buddy. He is the ultimate buddy, and a booster. He was sent here to help us out.

24 Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me. 25For whoever desires to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for My sake will find it. 26For what profit is it to a man if he gains the whole world, and loses his own soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul? 27For the Son of Man will come in the glory of His Father with His angels, and then He will reward each according to his works.

Matthew 16

31 "When the Son of Man comes in His glory, and all the holy[3] angels with Him, then He will sit on the throne of His glory. 32All the nations will be gathered before Him, and He will separate them one from another, as a shepherd divides his sheep from the goats. 33And He will set the sheep on His right hand, but the goats on the left. 34Then the King will say to those on His right hand, "Come, you blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: 35for I was hungry and you gave Me food; I was thirsty and you gave Me drink; I was a stranger and you took Me in; 36I was naked and you clothed Me; I was sick and you visited Me; I was in prison and you came to Me.'
37"Then the righteous will answer Him, saying, "Lord, when did we see You hungry and feed You, or thirsty and give You drink? 38When did we see You a stranger and take You in, or naked and clothe You? 39Or when did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?' 40And the King will answer and say to them, "Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me.'
41"Then He will also say to those on the left hand, "Depart from Me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: 42for I was hungry and you gave Me no food; I was thirsty and you gave Me no drink; 43I was a stranger and you did not take Me in, naked and you did not clothe Me, sick and in prison and you did not visit Me.'
44"Then they also will answer Him,[4] saying, "Lord, when did we see You hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not minister to You?' 45Then He will answer them, saying, "Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to Me.' 46And these will go away into everlasting punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

Matthew 25

Yes Jesus came to help us. But only those who repent, obey Him, and reverence Him as Lord will be saved.