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Posted: 8/29/2004 6:40:52 PM EDT

Please finish this sentence:

You know you've ben drinking too much when________.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:42:16 PM EDT

[#1]

...posting threads in a public forum about how much you drink!

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:44:17 PM EDT

[#2]

you wake up in an alley sans pants and your ass hurts

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:44:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Yeah - I'm a drunkard, and proud of it!

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:46:12 PM EDT

[#4]

you break out of a chair your bungee corded to and run down the street in a pair of boxers with a jar of stolen honey mustard

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:46:23 PM EDT

[#5]

When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:46:48 PM EDT

[#6]

The ground stands up

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:46:52 PM EDT

[#7]

. . . you look up and see the floor.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:47:38 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
The ground stands up

+1

...good night!

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:47:56 PM EDT

[#9]

...you cannot grab ahold of Mother Earth even though you're on your hands and knees.

....you get into bed and have to fall asleep sitting up with a pillow in your lap.

....you lay in bed and put one foot on the floor to stop the spins.

....you have to lean against the wall to piss.

.....you're brave enough to try and ski a slope you would never even consider within your skill level when sober.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:50:05 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! There should be an animation to represent you laughing so hard that you piss yourself.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:50:16 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
you break out of a chair your bungee corded to and run down the street in a pair of boxers with a jar of stolen honey mustard

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:51:24 PM EDT

[#12]

when you challenge other drunks to prove their prowess at gunstock 2004?

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:53:57 PM EDT

[#13]

...you wake up to see the sun rising over the curb.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:55:47 PM EDT

[#14]

.......you wake up naked in your back yard in the morning with the nieghbor's dog licking you face.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:56:30 PM EDT

[#15]

I have no drinking problem.

I drink.

I get drunk.

I fall down.

No problem.

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:57:51 PM EDT

[#16]

This guy with a long beard standing in front of a gate made of gold and pearl says, "Sorry. You're in the wrong line."

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:58:28 PM EDT

[#17]

...you volunteer to be a mod on ARFCOM

Posted: 8/29/2004 6:58:51 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
...you wake up to see the sun rising over the curb.

FUNNY!

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:05:14 PM EDT

[#19]

I had a buddy in college who got pulled over for "suspicion of DUI". After stepping out of the car, he is asked by the officer to get his insurance and registration papers. So, he goes over to the police car instead, and proceeds to search for his papers inside it.

THAT's drunk.

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:06:56 PM EDT

[#20]

...you wake up in your bunk at 0800 (weekend), and remember that you had left your sweatpants in
the washer, where you had thrown them after urping all over them the night before. So you go
downstairs, across the street to your Company's main building, past the CQ, toss them in the
dryer, then go back up to your bunk where you fall back asleep.

When you wake up a few hours later, and remember to go get them, it's then that you realize that
you'd made the earlier trip wearing only your boxers and a pair of socks!

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:13:45 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.

How about when you spell "clue" C-U-L-E?

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:19:54 PM EDT

[#22]

you know you're drunk when

[anchorman] you wake up in the morning in the rec room of an asian family's house, and they won't stop screaming. [/anchorman]

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:25:25 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
...you volunteer to be a mod on ARFCOM

Don't blow my cover!

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:27:29 PM EDT

[#24]

you decapitate someone and go in for the night

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:29:20 PM EDT

[#25]

You wake up with a fire extinguisher in the bed with you.

You wake up on the couch of the house next door.

Yes, college was pretty fun, I just wish I remembered it.

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:32:19 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
.......you wake up naked in your back yard in the morning with the nieghbor's dog licking you face.

That has happened to me... twice?

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:33:10 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
. . . you look up and see the floor.

BOOOOoooo... That's VERY drunk!

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:38:17 PM EDT

[#28]

..when you get duct taped to something.

...when you wake up naked and covered in magic marker.

...when you wake up in your car, in a different town, three days after the party.

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:40:02 PM EDT

[#29]

.... you pass out on the couch in the TV room (in HHC HQ building), and wake up to hear the voice
of the CO & 1SG as they're coming down the hall.

I never would have believed that I could fit in the space between the couch & the wall!
(Never did find out what they were doing there on a SAT morning, but I didn't want to find out!)

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:50:53 PM EDT

[#30]

Wow, that brought back a memory, I also woke up betwen a couch and a wall. guess I was pretty drunk.

Posted: 8/29/2004 7:56:32 PM EDT

[#31]

You are a guy, and you get sexually assualted.

Posted: 8/29/2004 8:00:18 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
you decapitate someone and go in for the night

OHHH Shit!!! I live in Cobb Co.

AWWW fuck it, I need another beer.

Semper Fi

Posted: 8/29/2004 8:03:36 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
You are a guy, and you get sexually assualted.

Posted: 8/29/2004 8:06:35 PM EDT

[#34]

You break your beltbuckle becuase you cant get it open. By the time its open you have already pissed yourself.

Posted: 8/29/2004 8:07:31 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Wow, that brought back a memory, I also woke up betwen a couch and a wall. guess I was pretty drunk.

I woke up on the couch, but decided that I'd better hide, as I don't think that seeing one of their
guys half-wasted in the Dayroom would have gone over too well, and I had no desire to find out.
Especially as I'd just been promoted to CPL!

Posted: 8/29/2004 8:10:41 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
When you spell "been" B-E-N. That should be your first cule.

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