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Posted: 8/27/2004 8:15:48 PM EDT

I dunno why I should care, but I figured some of you might - obsessed with the Dutch as ya'll are!

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:17:00 PM EDT
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my they get around quickly for wearing those damn wooden shoes!

Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:18:45 PM EDT
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my they get around quickly for wearing those damn wooden shoes!




Could you imagine a freaky alternate reality where ALL the olympic sports were perfomred wearing wooden shoes???



Haha - they need to make a star trek episode about that
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:20:38 PM EDT
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Capt Kirk: "Of course...  my friend... is Chinese!"
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:21:57 PM EDT
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Any country where you can legally buy weed and hookers is cool
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:22:54 PM EDT
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Any country where you can legally buy weed and hookers is cool



... you only THINK that because you've never seen dutch women !  
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:24:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:25:09 PM EDT
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Is it the Dutch that wear the wooden shoes?
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:25:24 PM EDT
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Any country where you can legally buy weed and hookers is cool



... you only THINK that because you've never seen dutch women !  



Duth chicks are hot.  They sound sexy too when they speak english.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:25:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:25:47 PM EDT
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The people of Daneland must be joyously clip-cloppeting their feet in celebration in their nation's capital city, Hollandaise.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:27:05 PM EDT
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The people of Daneland must be joyously clip-cloppeting their feet in celebration in their nation's capital city, Hollandaise.




That was so wrong - but I am laughing so hard I am literally crying !!  
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:28:03 PM EDT
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Wooden sticks, wooden ball, wooden shoes, wouldnt listen.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:32:45 PM EDT
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The people of Daneland must be joyously clip-cloppeting their feet in celebration in their nation's capital city, Hollandaise.




That was so wrong - but I am laughing so hard I am literally crying !!  




Even their removed citizens are overjoyed at the occasion.  Embrace your Dutchness.  Feel the cheese.  Smell the Gouda.  Become one with your windmill.
Link Posted: 8/27/2004 8:59:51 PM EDT
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Sorry boss... but take solace in the fact that the Aussies are bigger girls than you are!



Hey now - in Denmark, only GIRLS play baseball, so there.  




Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:13:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2004 9:18:50 PM EDT
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Sorry boss... but take solace in the fact that the Aussies are bigger girls than you are!



Hey now - in Denmark, only GIRLS play baseball, so there.  







There ya go son, keep offering proof that your nation is ass-backward... girls play baseball and guys field hockey.  Shucks, maybe your whole country is just sexually confused...





To be technical, I don't think Denmark has a field-hockey team at all.


... but I know I'm just grasping at straws now!!   I'll stop digging while I can still climb out
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 1:19:20 AM EDT
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At least our football players dont wear padding like your grid iron players

And, something about baseball, aussies got silver. Something about the yanks not qualifying
Link Posted: 8/28/2004 4:23:31 AM EDT
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Weeee, Aus won.

Take that dutch!
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