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Posted: 4/1/2021 1:29:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: beitodesstrafe]
The Porsche April Fools joke thread got me thinking for some reason...


I don't think we've had a combined "Porsches of GD" type thread.

So let's start one now!

ETA: bolded the title for extra officialness.











Link Posted: 4/1/2021 1:30:12 PM EDT
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Hot! Tag
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Tagged, will post next time I have it out.
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[Last Edit: DK-Prof] [#3]
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If you store your Porsche outside you can't post.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 1:55:53 PM EDT
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In! Going to swap out the sugar scoops for some euro H4s this weekend.

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[Last Edit: Pesty] [#7]









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Originally Posted By WS4LIF:
If you store your Porsche outside you can't post.
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Those guys are better Porsche guys than the ones that don’t drive them at all.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:03:05 PM EDT
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@vetmotox Where’s the newest Porsche arfcommer at?
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Placeholder on one
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Wait, what type of Porsche?
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:10:53 PM EDT
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I love it, I just sold my Cayenne last year. Wife and I are talking Taycan now.
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Mmmmm I have an odd desire for the Taycan Turismo in Mamba Green
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:13:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By glocknick:
@vetmotox Where’s the newest Porsche arfcommer at?
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Right here!

2012 Carrera S.  15k miles, 1 owner, all service records, like new!

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Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:14:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal] [#17]
I only have an expensive shirt and $20 lego set.  

Did get to drive this thing full tilt on a track though.

Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:15:26 PM EDT
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That's a fantastic picture!
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That's a fantastic picture!



Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts:



265 35 21 on the front
305 30 21 on the rear



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I love it, I just sold my Cayenne last year. Wife and I are talking Taycan now.
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Feel free to IM me if you have questions about the Taycan.

It is hell of a vehicle.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:21:42 PM EDT
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911s ONLY OR YOU WILL RECEIVE AN ACCOUNT WARNING
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I should buy a Cayman. But I'm just too cheap.
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Originally Posted By WhiskersTheCat:
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:



Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts:



265 35 21 on the front
305 30 21 on the rear

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg

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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:



That's a fantastic picture!



Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts:



265 35 21 on the front
305 30 21 on the rear

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg


THICC
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:



Yeah, the Taycan tires are nuts:



265 35 21 on the front
305 30 21 on the rear

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/20201029_173725-1659885.jpg

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Thats a fat ass.  
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I'll get one in a couple days when I take it for a drive this weekend.

1978 911 SC Air Cooled master race.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:35:03 PM EDT
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OK, for you Porsche schmot guys

Macan or Cayenne?

My budget is 55k.  I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done).

Size of the SUV doesn't matter.  I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range.

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i was just here for an early birthday vacation in miami, porsches and guitars and stayed at the mandarin oriental

i am saving my pocket change for the new GT3 instead of the Taycan
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
OK, for you Porsche schmot guys

Macan or Cayenne?

My budget is 55k.  I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done).

Size of the SUV doesn't matter.  I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range.

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Cayenne all day long, mid engine goodness and a comfortable car.

Warning if you're over 6ft 2in it will be a tight fit, go drive a couple.
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Originally Posted By zukguy:


Cayenne all day long, mid engine goodness and a comfortable car.

Warning if you're over 6ft 2in it will be a tight fit, go drive a couple.
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I haven't driven a Cayenne yet, I did drive a Macan S and was impressed.

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Cayenne, not Cayman.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:54:17 PM EDT
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Placeholder. Hoping to have it back in a couple of weeks after a LONG restoration...

Complete rebuild of the 2.7l magnesium head, air cooled 6 is complete!

Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:54:53 PM EDT
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Shitty 718 picture

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Originally Posted By zukguy:
I'll get one in a couple days when I take it for a drive this weekend.

1978 911 SC Air Cooled master race.
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A man of taste
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:58:00 PM EDT
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Jesus... you'd think people so proud of their cars would be able to take a decent fucking picture
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:58:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Alex_F:
OK, for you Porsche schmot guys

Macan or Cayenne?

My budget is 55k.  I'm looking at 2016-18ish, under 50k miles if possible (but will go higher if the maintenance has been done).

Size of the SUV doesn't matter.  I have talked to mechanics who shit on the Macan as far as reliability compared to the Cayenne, but it's a lot sportier and much easier to get a Turbo in my price range.

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We've had both as loners.

If you don't care about size... just go with the Macan, you can get more bang-for-you-buck performance wise.

I'll likely replace my truck with a Cayenne Coupe at some point in the future (though, I am not completely writing off the Macan)... this will be the "practical/utility car" so I'll be shooting for the S / GTS range (vs Turbo, lol).

Or maybe I'll get the hybrid to extra piss off @whiskersthecat




J/K the loner we had was the hybrid... that thing puts down "S" performance numbers, I'd feel no shame driving one at all.
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Shitty 718 picture

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg
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We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think.
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 2:59:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: FlyNavy75] [#44]
GD gonna hate this but anyway:
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Damn rotate bullshit!
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 3:00:24 PM EDT
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lol, rich people thread...



...nice cars
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 3:02:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:


We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think.
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Shitty 718 picture

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg


We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think.


That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings.
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:


That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings.
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Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe:
Originally Posted By RandomGuy1911A1:
Shitty 718 picture

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/232454/20210313_152959-1864758.jpg


We need a photo course for ARFCOM I think.


That was a shitty, quick picture. I've been dealing with having half my house gutted from the freeze bursting a pipe over my kitchen so my side yard hasn't been properly maintained and it's a little embarrassing to take a pic of the car in pathetic surroundings.


Nah, that makes sense.

Good luck with your house!
Link Posted: 4/1/2021 3:10:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: CTM1] [#49]
Like the blue one OP but that green one
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