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Posted: 5/14/2004 1:43:41 PM EDT
Going to Vegas soon.
Whats recommended besides gambling? No hookers, Mrs Scary is going.

SG
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:44:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:48:33 PM EDT
[#2]
My M16 just came in... IM me and we'll go to the range.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:58:24 PM EDT
[#3]
Titty bars. Lots of couples to go to those nowdays.

Eat. Buffets are everywhere. If it weren't for the titty bars, I would spend 6 hours eating instead of 6 hours at Cheetahs.

Sit in the keno lounge and get free drinks while pretending to play.

Go see the danny glans show.

Use the unisex bafroom at the Mandalay Bay Rumjungle.

Go to the Hilton and see that new Star Trek 4d ride thing.

Go get hitched again, so you can remind yourself of the ball and chain around your ankle.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:01:18 PM EDT
[#4]
Go to The Gun Store and sample a variety of automatics.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:43:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Day 1:
Go plinking in Sloan
Oogle the cocktail waitresses pool side at the Hard Rock or Rio
Start drinking Bloody Mary's or Frozen drinks at the pool.
Get drunk and sunburned.
Get a Corn Beef on Rye at the Stage Deli inside the Forum shops at Ceasers.
Bellagio Buffett
Loose money gambling
Start drinking Red Bull and Vodka
Throw dollars at skanks at Crazy Horse II
Pick up Skanks at the Beach (still the best pick up bar in Vegas)
Eat breakfast at 4AM at Mr. Lucky's 24/7 (inside the Hard Rock)
Fvck skank
Pass out.

Day 2
Repeat

Day 3.
Repeat.

Day 4.
Repeat.

Day 5.
Start hallucinating from dehydration and alcohol poisening.


that's what I do when I go to vegas. YMMV.



Drink Red Bull and Vodka
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:45:21 PM EDT
[#6]
Go see the Blue Man Group, they rock, it'll blow your mind.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:47:59 PM EDT
[#7]
I agree with TNFrank.

Go see a couple or few shows. See the entertainers. They're actually worth it, and some-no, MOST-of the dance girls are SCANTILY CLAD BABES.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:53:51 PM EDT
[#8]
Take a night  to just go casino hopping.  Try to see the whole strip.   A lot of the casinos have special laser/water shows out front at certain hours.  Try to see the Carnival Parade at the Rio (they also have well-dressed waitresses).  Cirque du Soleil was in town the last time I went, but I didn't get a chance to see them.  If you want a little bit of culture to go along with all the debauchery, the Bellagio has a world-class art museum.  If you get tired of the city altogether, rent a car and drive to Hoover Dam.  It was a pretty interesting tour, and some good photo ops.  Have fun.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:17:27 PM EDT
[#9]
Take the Hoover Dam tour, I don't know if it is still open due to 9/11 attack.

Lake Mead.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:36:56 PM EDT
[#10]
if its the first time there you will be overwhelmed at the vast mega hotels.check out all the different hotels and marvel at the size and design. Going  gambling at night,remember the drinks and smoke are free while gambling. Go to a good buffet. Alladdin or Mirage has good mid priced buffets. Go to the top of the stratasphere and take the roller coaster. your hair will turn white.Enjoy the pool. watch the water foutains at the Bellagio which run every 1/2 hour. go downtown at night and enjoy the lights at fremot.I always rent a car ,cheaper the taking a taxi or bus and all you have to do is use the valet at every hotel stop and give the valet a couple of bucks.Shopping? go to bells outlet mall,the little lady will love it.Try to see celion deon concert if you can get tickets,we saw it last year and it was great. O was nice to. not sure what your budget is but remember a C note don't go too far in Vegas.

Have fun and enjoy. I'll be there in July.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:39:10 PM EDT
[#11]
Go to the twin falls at the bottom of the grand canyon.  Not many people know about this spot and there will only be a few people there.  It''s a hell of a hike though.  The water is lagoon blue and it's nice and cool.  Some guides call them by a different name, but they should know what you are talking about
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 3:56:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Loose Money!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:30:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Thanks Guys!

Plan to do lots of drinking, and I'll bet I loose some cash, too.

We have tix for Blue Man Group and "O" (Cirque DuSoGay...Wifey wanted that one... I'm sure it's cool, but it does sound French...)

Definitely gotta do the Stratosphere.

Definitley sampling some autos at the GunStore, and I'm gonna try to get with Gunbert and see that new '16. Lucky Dog... I

Got a pregnant wife, so doubt that I'll get much time for ME stuff., like guns and well, guns.

GSounds like my kind of town,  just wish I didn't have to go thru the rectal exam that is Airline travel to get there.

SG
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:37:30 PM EDT
[#14]
At least you can keep gambling at the airport when you're trying to go home.  It'll give you something to do during the probing
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 7:54:39 PM EDT
[#15]
I got to go there sometime, its on my list.  Bulletfest is my vacation thing this year.
Link Posted: 5/15/2004 7:06:38 AM EDT
[#16]
No matter what the stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room.  
Link Posted: 5/15/2004 9:44:29 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Thanks Guys!

Plan to do lots of drinking, and I'll bet I loose some cash, too.

We have tix for Blue Man Group and "O" (Cirque DuSoGay...Wifey wanted that one... I'm sure it's cool, but it does sound French...)

Definitely gotta do the Stratosphere.

Definitley sampling some autos at the GunStore, and I'm gonna try to get with Gunbert and see that new '16. Lucky Dog... I

Got a pregnant wife, so doubt that I'll get much time for ME stuff., like guns and well, guns.

GSounds like my kind of town,  just wish I didn't have to go thru the rectal exam that is Airline travel to get there.

SG




Ok, ok go to the strat, the crazy armadillo bar. There are 2 bartenders there that work in the evenings....a short vietnamese kid named Twan(sp?) and a white dude with feathered hair and a mullett who looks like Patrick Swayze.

Go see them buy some Jager bombs and refer to them as "blue" and "big Swaze", they are good people and treat you right.
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