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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I was asked if I was sexually abused by a nurse!

Posted: 5/14/2004 11:58:55 AM EDT

Monday I had a hernia surgery, before I went into the prep room, the nursed asked me if I had been sexually abused at any time or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time. She asked me this when I was getting weighed. I thought, "What the???"

Have things gotten so out of hand they are asking crap like this everywhere?

I should have told her, "No, but if you want to sexually abuse me, I am willing to learn! Is there a special camp for that?"

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:03:55 PM EDT

[#1]

I had hernia surgery in 2001. Recovery was a ~~wee bit~~ extremly painful for a few days. I was thinking that the cutie nurse that did my weigh in, was going to do the shaving. She said "You know you're going to get a little haircut right?", where I responded with a sigh and "Of course"! To my dismay, when she was done she walked out, and a large black male orderly appeared with the clippers....

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:04:59 PM EDT

[#2]

So then you sprung wood right?

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:05:22 PM EDT

[#3]

I'd LOVE to be sexually abused by a nurse, provided it was a smokin' hot female blond.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:07:18 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?

Hah hah!!!

He had to pay extra for that part, insurance wouldn't cover it.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:07:31 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?

I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:09:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?

I almost got a vagina...

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:12:01 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:12:57 PM EDT

[#8]

I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...

Lol.

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:21:32 PM EDT

[#9]

Uh which hospital again? I can commute!

Tj

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:37:26 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.

You beat me to it. I, too, am married to a nurse and strongly encourage my sexual abuse!

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:44:52 PM EDT

[#11]

Honest to god truth, when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:46:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Honest to god truth, when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy

Of course, the lights were out, and that was Jean Claude...

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:46:49 PM EDT

[#13]

Well at least she didn't ask if you had guns since that seems to illicit such a violent response here.

;-P

Posted: 5/14/2004 12:48:48 PM EDT

[#14]

Read the thread about people having their kids asked about guns. health care professionals are losing their minds

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:01:11 PM EDT

[#15]

I co-worker of mine was answering a questionnaire before having cataract surgery, and they asked the same question. Strange.

Posted: 5/14/2004 1:56:08 PM EDT

[#16]

And were you sexually abused by a nurse?

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:00:47 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I co-worker of mine was answering a questionnaire before having cataract surgery, and they asked the same question. Strange.

Oh oh I can top that

I broke my toe in a motorcycle accident in grad school and was being examined prior to surgery. One of my housemates came along he pretended to be my brother so he could hang out with me at the hospital (lol irish guy from upstate and a jewish guy from NYC yeah we were pratically twins), he was also a 4th year medical student, though no one at this hospital knew that.

The male nurse practitioner grabbed my guys and said how it was important to check for cancer down there and left. After he left my buddy starts cracking up and telling me how checking for testical cancer in a 21 year old man by grabbing his guys is just ridiculous-prick he waited til the guy was done and gone to say anytihng

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:02:29 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
... or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time.

"If so, am I doing it right?"

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:06:37 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Read the thread about people having their kids asked about guns. health care professionals are losing their minds

Oh that would be a trip.......I could hear BTK explaining MOAs!

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:06:48 PM EDT

[#20]

It was what passes these days for a pick up line.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:40:56 PM EDT

[#21]

i was sexually abused as a child by a female dr, and i must say that i did not mind

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:43:25 PM EDT

[#22]

The only time I was in a hospital overnight, a cute redhead nurse started with her hand and then climbed on an rode me for awhile.

I was younger and slimmer then and it really did happen. Dated her for awhile after that.

Posted: 5/14/2004 2:52:19 PM EDT

[#23]

i never could get the dr chick to date me, i was 14

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