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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:53:16 PM EDT
[#1]
What isn't?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:53:29 PM EDT
[#2]
I see no problem with a free goat.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:53:36 PM EDT
[#3]
Who would waste a perfectly good goat just to tell someone that you are going to kill them?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:54:54 PM EDT
[#4]
As long as the goat wasn't standing on the hood of my truck...problem? IDK.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:55:06 PM EDT
[#5]
maybe they fed the goat sticks of dynamite and it failed to detonate?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:55:31 PM EDT
[#6]
Time to go Chupacabra on their asses!!!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:55:59 PM EDT
[#7]
Pretty sure the goat offering means "I would like your daughters hand in marriage."
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:56:26 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see no problem with a free goat. Goat wants to be dinner? No issue with that.  I had some neighbor's goat come up to my place. Tried to come into the house too. It loved being scratched. Anyway, just I'm not into rustling, I'm not stealing someone's goat or cow (yeah, cows have wandered onto my land). |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:57:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Sleeping with the fishes sounds better than sitting on the back porch with the goat.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:57:06 PM EDT
[#10]
Free goat? Send em my way.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:57:42 PM EDT
[#11]
You should move
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:57:51 PM EDT
[#12]
Have Traeger will travel.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:58:08 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted: We have some central american fellows down the road that live in a tent and camper shanty. They recently been staring people down when they drive by, and one brandished a gun to me (flashed a pistol in the air), probably because I stared back. Sherriff was called and they took down info and said they'd investigate but haven't heard anything yet. Today my neighbor said there was a goat on his back porch last night and he didn't know what to do lol. I told him to call the sherriff and two units responded. They had animal control take the animal. Now I got to thinking and isn't that a gang sign that you are marked for death? Wait, was the goat tied up to said neighbor porch? Or was it just freely hanging out in said neighbors porch? lol |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 1:59:10 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, was the goat tied up to said neighbor porch? Or was it just freely hanging out in said neighbors porch? lol Maybe it's just a coincidence. Free range goat? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:00:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Kill the goat and put it's head on a pike out in front of the squatter's camp.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:01:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, was the goat tied up to said neighbor porch? Or was it just freely hanging out in said neighbors porch? lol Just hanging out I think but not 100% sure. Should I go see if he is still alive? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:01:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kill the goat and put it's head on a pike out in front of the squatter's camp. Or vice versa. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:02:27 PM EDT
[#18]
That happens all too often around here.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:02:51 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Goat wants to be dinner? No issue with that. I had some neighbor's goat come up to my place. Tried to come into the house too. It loved being scratched. Anyway, just I'm not into rustling, I'm not stealing someone's goat or cow (yeah, cows have wandered onto my land). Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I see no problem with a free goat. Goat wants to be dinner? No issue with that. I had some neighbor's goat come up to my place. Tried to come into the house too. It loved being scratched. Anyway, just I'm not into rustling, I'm not stealing someone's goat or cow (yeah, cows have wandered onto my land). I see it as a free hedge clipper, lawn mower, trash disposer/composter etc. Dinner some day. And goats are kind of cool! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:05:15 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted: We have some central american fellows down the road that live in a tent and camper shanty. They recently been staring people down when they drive by, and one brandished a gun to me (flashed a pistol in the air), probably because I stared back. Sherriff was called and they took down info and said they'd investigate but haven't heard anything yet. Today my neighbor said there was a goat on his back porch last night and he didn't know what to do lol. I told him to call the sherriff and two units responded. They had animal control take the animal. Now I got to thinking and isn't that a gang sign that you are marked for death? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:05:45 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That happens all too often around here. What, free goats? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:06:57 PM EDT
[#22]
Slaughter it and put its head on a pike out front? [Shrug]
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:07:40 PM EDT
[#23]
Talking goat chained to an old car?
Strange. If a goat just wandered up to my back porch, I doubt I would call the police. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:07:42 PM EDT
[#24]
Call the cops over a goat? I'd put it in the truck and drive over to their encampment and ask if anyone lost this. After taking funny pictures of the goat
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:08:04 PM EDT
[#25]
People starting shanty towns and pulling guns on you in your neighborhood? Wtf
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:08:06 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kill the goat and put it's head on a pike out in front of the squatter's camp. Damn it, beat by this much(-----------------------) |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:09:05 PM EDT
[#27]
When calling rhe police use the term "suspicious " it goes a long way.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:10:03 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Talking goat chained to an old car? Strange. If a goat just wandered up to my back porch, I doubt I would call the police. I have no idea what that has to do with the goat story. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:10:59 PM EDT
[#29]
 Adam Sandler - The Goat Song |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:11:58 PM EDT
[#30]
Where is this shit hole so I never move there?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:12:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When calling rhe police use the term "suspicious " it goes a long way. "Suspicious Goat"?  They are all a bit shifty looking! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:13:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Did the goat flash it's high beams at the neighbor or something?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:15:35 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Where did this happen? Don't want to be too specific but lets say mid south east near a large town but out in the county. This is a pretty odd situation for here. Those new guys standing on the side of the road who brandished me definately looked out of place. Now the goat has me fucking paranoid. Neighbor is still alive BTW. for now |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:17:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:18:18 PM EDT
[#35]
I'D LOVE A FREE GOAT!!!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:20:17 PM EDT
[#36]
Cool shit like that never happens here...
If anyone winds up with a mini donkey on their porch please let me know, my daughter wants one but the prices are anything but minature..... |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:20:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Cabrito Fajitas !!
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:22:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:23:14 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: People starting shanty towns and pulling guns on you in your neighborhood? Wtf Yes 100% serious, the shanty has been there for a while but unoccupied. Codes has been called but nothing has been done yet. I guess these fuckers just slithered into a new shell out here. Probably don't know a few crazy rednecks with a small arsenal between them live further on down.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:23:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Did the goat flash it's high beams at the neighbor or something? Best me to it
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:26:20 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was a little kid we moved into a new house and the previous owners had left a cat. My mom told me to get rid of it so I threw shit at it and chased it down the road on my bicycle. It came back and sat on the porch. I picked it up went inside and told my mom "He came back, I'm keeping him" and she shrugged. I have no idea what that has to do with the goat story. All I got out of it is that you like to handle feces. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:26:27 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't want to be too specific but lets say mid south east near a large town but out in the county. This is a pretty odd situation for here. Those new guys standing on the side of the road who brandished me definately looked out of place. Now the goat has me fucking paranoid. Neighbor is still alive BTW. for now Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Where did this happen? Don't want to be too specific but lets say mid south east near a large town but out in the county. This is a pretty odd situation for here. Those new guys standing on the side of the road who brandished me definately looked out of place. Now the goat has me fucking paranoid. Neighbor is still alive BTW. for now Mid-south east huh? Thanks for clearing that up |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:26:50 PM EDT
[#43]
Anyone in the neighborhood own a backhoe?
Might be time to bury the trash, and clean up the place a bit? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:28:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:28:28 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Mid-south east huh? Thanks for clearing that up TN thats all the more I'll give. I like my head attached to my body. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:28:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Anyone in the neighborhood own a backhoe? Might be time to bury the trash, and clean up the place a bit? I have a dozer |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:31:14 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see no problem with a free goat. Same here. Them's good eating. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:31:46 PM EDT
[#48]
Tempted to look on Craigslist for a goat. Thanks.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:32:38 PM EDT
[#49]
Left, or did the goat walk back there? If left, I would eat it and bring them some.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:33:13 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes 100% serious, the shanty has been there for a while but unoccupied. Codes has been called but nothing has been done yet. I guess these fuckers just slithered into a new shell out here. Probably don't know a few crazy rednecks with a small arsenal between them live further on down. The garbage is going to grow exponentially. Luckily I don't have any that live near me, they're usually hidden in the trees or overpasses till the trail of garbage leading to them becomes visible and the massive heap rises above the tents. Then they get pushed out, area cleaned up, and they start the process over somewhere else. I fucking hate them so. |
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