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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:33:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Cool shit like that never happens here... If anyone winds up with a mini donkey on their porch please let me know, my daughter wants one but the prices are anything but minature..... We have a donkey. Bad idea |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:33:49 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see no problem with a free goat. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:34:05 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Tempted to look on Craigslist for a goat. Thanks. Whatever you do, don't put an ad on Craigslist looking for a goat. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:34:34 PM EDT
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Talk about bad timing. Even if they ended up in the local jail, Joe Biden ordered ICE not to arrest anyone for the time being unless they have a felony level conviction.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:35:03 PM EDT
[#5]
Free cabrito.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:36:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All I got out of it is that you like to handle feces. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: When I was a little kid we moved into a new house and the previous owners had left a cat. My mom told me to get rid of it so I threw shit at it and chased it down the road on my bicycle. It came back and sat on the porch. I picked it up went inside and told my mom "He came back, I'm keeping him" and she shrugged. I have no idea what that has to do with the goat story.  All I got out of it is that you like to handle feces. Weird. All I got out of it was that he's been pussy whipped for a long time. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:39:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Talk about bad timing. Even if they ended up in the local jail, Joe Biden ordered ICE not to arrest anyone for the time being unless they have a felony level conviction. That explains them getting balsy and threatening people who are just passing by. Pieces of shit |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:40:33 PM EDT
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OP mistook his neighbors' peace offering. They sent him their best looking virgin as a gift, just like they do the volcano back home, and OP had animal control come take her away.
Bad juju, OP. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:41:25 PM EDT
[#9]
 Zohan - Goat Fetches Soup |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:42:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP mistook his neighbors' peace offering. They sent him their best looking virgin as a gift, just like they do the volcano back home, and OP had animal control come take her away. Bad juju, OP. Nah, they aren't taliban or al queda, I'd almost prefer them. These guys are probably MS-13 |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:47:57 PM EDT
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Set the goat on fire and launch it into shanty town with a trebuchet.
Game on motherfuckers !!! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:51:22 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see it as a free hedge clipper, lawn mower, trash disposer/composter etc. Dinner some day. And goats are kind of cool! Yep agree. Use to have one in the salvage yard a friend owned. Kept all the weeds down in the yard where it was too difficult to mow or trim. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:51:23 PM EDT
[#13]
I heard rednecks recommend burning shit down...
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:53:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Kill the goat and put it's head on a pike out in front of the squatter's camp. It's the only rational thing to do. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:53:55 PM EDT
[#15]
You goat to be serious.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:57:02 PM EDT
[#16]
What to do with a trespassing goat?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 2:57:52 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Kill the goat and put it's head on a pike out in front of the squatter's camp. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:00:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see it as a free hedge clipper, lawn mower, trash disposer/composter etc. Dinner some day. And goats are kind of cool! Receiving a goat is probably a great honor in Shanty culture. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:00:17 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just hanging out I think but not 100% sure. Should I go see if he is still alive? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wait, was the goat tied up to said neighbor porch? Or was it just freely hanging out in said neighbors porch? lol Just hanging out I think but not 100% sure. Should I go see if he is still alive? LOL So the goat probably just wondered to your neighbors porch then? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:00:37 PM EDT
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Goat is a delicacy in my country. We love the goat.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:03:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Weird. All I got out of it was that he's been pussy whipped for a long time.  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:05:56 PM EDT
[#22]
Send it back pregnant.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:06:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Goats are crazy expensive these days. I wanted to pick up a few just plain ass muts to turn out on some old brushy pasture. People want like $80-200+ for a fkn goat.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:06:39 PM EDT
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Could have been a peace offering after being visited by the police. Dont want to lose their spot. Goats are valued in other cultures. See if they change how they act. Sucks that they are there but I'd want to know if they are issuing an apology, giving the goat away before they leave, or sending a message. I'd guess either an offering, leaving, or both. Maybe its head wouldnt stay in the fence. Idk.
ETA- if the goat freeranged it's way to the porch, well, now they will think the goat was stolen. Pepper your goat, and anus. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:08:00 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: LOL So the goat probably just wondered to your neighbors porch then? Could be but there no fenced goats around here. This happened a day after I called the sherrif on them remember. I guess I need to up armor my dozer. Anybody have any 3/4" AR500 plate they want to donate to my cause? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:15:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: maybe they fed the goat sticks of dynamite and it failed to detonate?  Attached File |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:17:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Goat is a delicacy in my country. We love the goat. Arkansas? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:20:56 PM EDT
[#28]
Guatemalan swingers?
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:21:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: maybe they fed the goat sticks of dynamite and it failed to detonate? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/488497/18c9a9cefd93388c7f56fb39d73460a3_jpg-1791632.JPG The loaded goat episode is one of the best. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:22:34 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pretty sure the goat offering means "I would like your daughters hand in marriage." Yea; that’s a marriage thing ! OPs not telling us the whole love triangle story. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:22:59 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We have a donkey. Bad idea Tell me more because I have zero interest in owning horses! |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:23:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Time for the townspeople to run them out of town if the sheriff won’t do their job.
Quote HistoryQuoted: I heard rednecks recommend burning shit down... Especially the ones from West Virginia.... 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:25:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryCame to post this. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:25:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I was a little kid we moved into a new house and the previous owners had left a cat. My mom told me to get rid of it so I threw shit at it and chased it down the road on my bicycle. It came back and sat on the porch. I picked it up went inside and told my mom "He came back, I'm keeping him" and she shrugged. I have no idea what that has to do with the goat story. You sound...familiar. Oh yeah, You rmind me of ME! 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:27:27 PM EDT
[#35]
I would've assumed they were bringing me tribute, and kept the goat.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:28:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:29:40 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Arkansas? Tipo senhor, o Arkansas ‘e um pais estrangeiro. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:30:14 PM EDT
[#38]
Pimp the goat out.
It's considered pretty good pussy in Ahganistan. Make a few bucks. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:35:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: We have some central american fellows down the road that live in a tent and camper shanty. They recently been staring people down when they drive by, and one brandished a gun to me (flashed a pistol in the air), probably because I stared back. Sherriff was called and they took down info and said they'd investigate but haven't heard anything yet. Today my neighbor said there was a goat on his back porch last night and he didn't know what to do lol. I told him to call the sherriff and two units responded. They had animal control take the animal. Now I got to thinking and isn't that a gang sign that you are marked for death? State?? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:36:42 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I see no problem with a free goat. 
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:36:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't want to be too specific but lets say mid south east near a large town but out in the county. This is a pretty odd situation for here. Those new guys standing on the side of the road who brandished me definately looked out of place. Now the goat has me fucking paranoid. Neighbor is still alive BTW. for now Who owns the land? |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:38:43 PM EDT
[#42]
I hope those folks are careful with cooking fires and such.
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:43:45 PM EDT
[#43]
was the goat tied up on the porch, or just standing there?
Tied up, something fishy..  Just sitting there? Goat was probably dinner and it just got loose. I wouldn't put much thought into it. Plenty of people eat goats. It's not bad in curry honestly...... |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:46:56 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see no problem with a free goat. they make great weed eaters. will clean the crap outa your back yard. seems like i heard goats are the best thing for kudzu removal as they will gnaw the weed down to the ground and then pull out the roots and gobble those too. and they are tastee if cooked correctly. but if i had ms13 down the street from me, i think id move. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:48:42 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I see no problem with a free goat. Rotisserie time.  Kharn |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:49:45 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What to do with a trespassing goat? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/367483/3FD8C1C1-10DE-47AF-AE3B-A9C39F143AF6-1791585.jpg Make tacos for it? That seems a bit much. |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:49:48 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: State?? TN |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:52:04 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Who owns the land? guy with non-hispanic name in mid 50s, according to tax records don't think he lives there (or might be 6 feet under it) |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:52:34 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pimp the goat out. It's considered pretty good pussy in Ahganistan. Make a few bucks. After you've used the goat, you must sell it for meat in the next town, not your own town, per the instructions of the prophet. Kharn |
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Posted: 1/22/2021 3:52:34 PM EDT
[#50]
There are some areas here in Phoenix with more....ethnic culures... and whenever a goat shows up, it means they will be killing it in their bathtub here in the next few weeks.
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