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Posted: 1/17/2021 11:21:35 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dolphins want to rape us. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495488/l26qsoc5mws21_jpg-1784479.JPG View Quote IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU |
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Gota know where your towel is.
Hitchhiker's Guide - "Know where your towel is" |
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This is a perfect dupe then! Jump in my friend, the universe is vast and there is plenty of room for all of us! |
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FPNI is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that something so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith, I am nothing.' 'But, says Man, the FPNI is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' 'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and vanishes in a puff of logic. 'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a small fortune when he used it as the theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God.
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Quoted: On fetid gruntbuggily. Thy micturations are unto me as thou are to a... Lurgid bee! Groop I implore thee, my funting turlingdromes. See if I don't! View Quote Perfect! Now from a Perfect Circle as posted in the other HHGTTG thread: Credit to @SamuelAdams1776 for tagging it earlier! A Perfect Circle - So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (Official Video) |
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The most recent movie was terrible.
Except, that there could not ever be a more perfect voice actor for Marvin than Alan Rickman. That was nailed so perfectly. |
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't. |
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Quoted: I already "in'd" that gif a while ago. But please steal it! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-4-3198e9054340-1625308.gif View Quote Get over yourself. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I already "in'd" that gif a while ago. But please steal it! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/138374/ezgif-4-3198e9054340-1625308.gif Get over yourself. I really was trying to be helpful. If he wanted to make it an IN gif, I wanted to save him work. Lol. |
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View Quote Shaun of the dead yeah boy |
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Quoted: Well apparently I’m retarded because I don’t know what IN gif is. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I really was trying to be helpful. If he wanted to make it an IN gif, I wanted to save him work. Lol. Well apparently I’m retarded because I don’t know what IN gif is. Bruh |
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Scooter - How Much Is The Fish (Official Video HQ) |
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Sorry for all the trouble.
We apologize for the inconvenience. |
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yup you won....I figured it out. |
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View Quote You need to have the ball kick back out when she does her 'motion', just like the electric putting holes kick back the ball to shoot again... |
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Quoted: yup you won....I figured it out. That's really the thing. My communication skills are not great in general. And when I'm drunk they get worse. I often come off as an angry sarcastic asshole. And... most of the time, it isn't what I intended. |
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