I got invited to a 4some *UPDATE*

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:27:01 PM EDT

Me, divorced, 40, kids not home. Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work. He knows and joins in I guess. The women are not hot, but cute. Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids. No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends. And there's the one dick rule.

I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play. It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk.

I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity.
I get texts from the wife.

Her: Heyy
Me: What?
Me: If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up. I'm going to bed soon.
30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late
Me: Going to bed

20 mins later
Her: LOL.
Her: Comer over and join the party
Her: lol
Her: I need another dick
Her: LOL
Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us

20 minutes later I get a facetime from her. My dumbass answered it. Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend. 2 sets of mommy tits.

They giggle and try to convince me to come up. I tell them I'm not into married chicks. They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring. And we say goodbye.

I'm not looking for drama like that. They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff.

And I'm not gay.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:28:18 PM EDT

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looks like we're all disappointed in your thread, including you.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:29:51 PM EDT

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FPNI

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:29:54 PM EDT

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Yeah, no way that could turn into some trailer park like drama later on. Good call.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:29:57 PM EDT

[#4]

Son, I am very, very disappointed in you!

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:30:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Your wife faceted you while she was fucking some dude?

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:30:10 PM EDT

[#6]

Username is not appropriate.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:30:53 PM EDT

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No. I evicted that bitch due to her laziness.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:31:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:31:56 PM EDT

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Good thing your Arf name is not Wesley Hard on.... Fucking thread sucks!

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:32:33 PM EDT

[#10]

You're not married and they are all willing participants, you should do it.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:32:47 PM EDT

[#11]

You literally said no to every GDer's ultimate fantasy... the only thing that was missing was a bucket of trout.

WTF Man?

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:32:52 PM EDT

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ETA: Damn OP,YOLO !

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:32:56 PM EDT

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If I had a dollar for every "open marriage" weirdo I see on tinder I could retire tomorrow. Is this a thing now a days with people in their 30s?

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:33:04 PM EDT

[#14]

lol I bet you're a hoot at parties, OP

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:33:10 PM EDT

[#15]

in!

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:33:14 PM EDT

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I wish it were a lie. I wouldn't think so poorly about my neighbors if it was.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:33:33 PM EDT

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If the guy wasn't there, it would have been a different story.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:34:17 PM EDT

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I'm pretty funny. Although a bit on the spectrum.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:34:39 PM EDT

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tell the cuter one to come over and blow you and you'll think about it

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:34:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:06 PM EDT

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Too many penises involved, unless that interests you?

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:21 PM EDT

[#22]

You misspelled "fuck it, I'm foing".

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:26 PM EDT

[#23]

That's the kind of degeneracy that is destroying this country. No real man would let another man fuck his wife. Good on you Op for not joining in the cuckoldry.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:34 PM EDT

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She leads her husband around by the nose and she lacks boundaries. I don't want her feeling any closer to me.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:40 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:36:59 PM EDT

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That's the kind of degeneracy that is destroying this country. No real man would let another man fuck his wife. Good on you Op for not joining the cuckening.

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:37:17 PM EDT

[#27]

You didn't fo.....

you avoided Shaun of the Dead's fate

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:37:51 PM EDT

[#28]

OP has the gays.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:38:00 PM EDT

[#29]

Why did you wait until nearly 4:30 this afternoon to post this story ?

This is Arfcom bud , if it's not a live report it's utter bullshit.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:38:47 PM EDT

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You can sword fight all you want. Not my thing.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:39:31 PM EDT

[#31]

In before a fake thread with the OP claiming he invited some fag up the street to bang his wife and her friend and he pussied out.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:40:04 PM EDT

[#32]

Disappointing thread, but you've let us know that your virtue is intact.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:40:09 PM EDT

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Me, divorced, 40, kids not home. Them, couple, 30's and their friend who is married and her husband was at work. He knows and joins in I guess. The women are not hot, but cute. Wife, 5'9" 150 lbs, friend, 5'2" 130 lbs. No pics because they have kids. No, I'm not into married chicks or parents of my kids friends. And there's the one dick rule.

I'm up at their house once or twice a week drinking and hanging out, card games, mario kart, and watching the kids play. It's 200 yards up the road so we usually walk.

I was there for a few hours earlier drinking and playing cards against humanity.
I get texts from the wife.

Her: Heyy
Me: What?
Me: If yall are doing a drunk parade, hurry up. I'm going to bed soon.
30 mins pass and I'm not wanting drunk visitors this late
Me: Going to bed

20 mins later
Her: LOL.
Her: Comer over and join the party
Her: lol
Her: I need another dick
Her: LOL
Her: Danial is keeping up with both of us

20 minutes later I get a facetime from her. My dumbass answered it. Its them, in bed, naked, the husband hiding his face and junk behind their friend. 2 sets of mommy tits.

They giggle and try to convince me to come up. I tell them I'm not into married chicks. They try for a little longer before I start to be intentionally boring. And we say goodbye.

I'm not looking for drama like that. They are fun but their degeneracy is a sexual turnoff.

And I'm not gay.

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Your friends are gross degenerates, congrats!!!!

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:40:41 PM EDT

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Very funny docta jones. I love parody threads.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:40:50 PM EDT

[#35]

Was crab meat involved? If so, you fucked up AAron.

Seriously, ex wife and her bestie and hubby? Yeah, good decision ignoring your little head.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:41:13 PM EDT

[#36]

Is it really that difficult to say, "thanks, but no thanks." Then hang up?

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:41:51 PM EDT

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@LittlePony

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:42:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:42:37 PM EDT

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Was crab meat involved? If so, you fucked up AAron.

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Not my ex. She's hot but she's a degenerate in her own way.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:42:46 PM EDT

[#40]

Watch your cum hole, I mean corn hole, bud

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:43:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:44:14 PM EDT

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No thanks.
Only offer I have ever had in my life was when I was in my early 20s, buddy and his girlfriend tried to get me to join them one drunken night.

Even as young, horny and shitfaced as I was I knew it was a profoundly bad idea, I had a girlfriend at the time, plus the violation of poles to holes ratio. I politely declined and it was never brought up again. In case anybody is curious, yes, she was stupid hot and I was good friends with her at the time. Single me would have smashed at the drop of a hat.

Sometimes being homely and having a toxic personality pays off, I never get offers of random sex, X-somes or anything like that. Makes my life a boring and easy existence free of drama.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:44:25 PM EDT

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It sounds cool...I almost had the opportunity one time but both were single (well, they were bi-lesbians, one was good to go, the other couldn't be convinced). Married women, with on husband's dick swinging free? Nope, I wouldn't join that shit, especially if in your neighborhood. Smart decision. Would be fun to flirt, but not playing that game...nothing ever good comes from shit like that.

ROCK6

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:45:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/17/2021 5:45:37 PM EDT

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Married couple + married woman (whose husband sometimes joins in) + you?

Between the "married" part and the possibility of the number of dicks exceeding the number of available pussies, I can't think of anything less appealing.

Posted: 1/17/2021 5:47:07 PM EDT

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Married couple + married woman (whose husband sometimes joins in) + you?

Between the "married" part and the possibility of the number of dicks exceeding the number of available pussies, I can't think of anything less appealing.

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Their friends husband was at work.