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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:39:10 PM EDT
[#1]
I can’t wait for the follow up thread
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:39:24 PM EDT
[#2]
HR is going to tap your shoulder.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:40:10 PM EDT
[#3]
Glitter balloons!! Throw them in his office.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:42:40 PM EDT
[#4]
Be an adult?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:43:34 PM EDT
[#5]
I used fishing line run from cubicle to cubicle to make things mysteriously fly off a coworkers shelf and it made her think her cubicle was haunted.
I also had good success with the Thinkgeek Annoy-A-Tron sound devices. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:44:41 PM EDT
[#6]
KY jelly in hand sanitizer.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:46:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Steal their podium...
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:46:30 PM EDT
[#8]
There's a 10 plus page thread on this.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:46:32 PM EDT
[#9]
 Jim's Cell Phone Prank on Andy - The Office |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:47:53 PM EDT
[#10]
Hide all the coffee. I mean put it where nobody CAN look.
There's one morning to scratch off. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:48:35 PM EDT
[#11]
People still work in offices?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:49:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Maybe dont be a dick because work sucks enough.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:50:45 PM EDT
[#13]
Are you 12?
Nothing good comes of office pranks |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:51:02 PM EDT
[#14]
How old is OP, fourteen?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:51:51 PM EDT
[#15]
*Their
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:51:52 PM EDT
[#16]
In before the 2 dozen guys tell stories about zip ties on driveshafts.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:52:38 PM EDT
[#17]
Shrimp are what you seek. Hidden and boy they get ripe fast. My favorite place was the tube of the chair.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:53:20 PM EDT
[#18]
After a fellow named Jeff Cottle I worked with: Cottle his vehicle:
Turn on all the radios full blast Turn on the windshield wipers high speed Turn on the heater or AC full blast if possible set the 4 way flashers to go off... turn on anything else in the vehicle so whoever starts it up has to get everything turned back off as soon as the power comes on. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:53:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:54:06 PM EDT
[#20]
Airbags under their chairs.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:54:55 PM EDT
[#21]
Silicone lube on windshield wipers
New condoms left in back seat. Drop some shit inside of the fresh water tank on the toilet. Or saranwrap on the bowl. A spider tied to some thread and taped inside a cabinet door so it flings out when opened. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:55:03 PM EDT
[#22]
Ghost pepper/ Carolina Reaper flakes in the dash vents of a truck work pretty well...If you don't want to almost kill him maybe downgrade to cayenne something more humane.
 
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:55:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HR is going to tap your shoulder. Or a lawyer, since he saud Boss is %110. Oh shit, OP is boss. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:55:46 PM EDT
[#24]
Take off your shirt, paint your face red white and blue, don a buffalo head,
and run into the office yelling "This is an erection." 
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:55:58 PM EDT
[#25]
I see the miserable guys are out in force.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:56:24 PM EDT
[#26]
Saran wrap EVERYTHING.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:56:26 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: KY jelly in hand sanitizer. Elmer's galactic glue works too! At least for the first pump. Once it dries in the nozzle you're fucked. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:56:31 PM EDT
[#28]
Maybe not hang a noose someplace
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:57:12 PM EDT
[#29]
Purple dye powder in the AC vents. Turn on blower to max.
(Don't do this unless you are prepared for an ass beating) |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 3:58:28 PM EDT
[#30]
I used to crank the radios in the truck up to max and wait.
There's no way in hell I'm pulling pranks anymore in this crazy world we find ourselves in. I like my job |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:02:41 PM EDT
[#31]
Take pics of their personal vehicles
Write an ad with a ridiculously cheap price Get ad translated to Spanish Post ad on Craigslist |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:05:34 PM EDT
[#32]
this will turn out well, I imagine
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:06:51 PM EDT
[#33]
Copy vendor email layouts and sent fake order cancellation emails
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:07:07 PM EDT
[#34]
just email them with youre poor granmar
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:07:50 PM EDT
[#35]
annoyatron https://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/12/annoy-a-tron-2.php This..... I drove my brother crazy with 3 of these things for weeks.... |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:09:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Clear tape under their mouse, Duck tape office phone together. Slighty unplug every usb to make them think its connected, Hang their chair from the ceiling, forward their phones to each other phones. Hospital IT person, we have downtime :).
To bad you're not IT, There's even more fun things to do. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:11:02 PM EDT
[#37]
My favorite prank involved putting a fake snake tied via fishing line to the inside lid of a small cooler.
I placed it on people's desks along with a gopro type cam hidden. Pure GOLD. I either offered people chocolates that were in the cooler or just straight up left it on their desk. The lid on the cooler was pretty tight, so when the person popped it open, the snake jumped out. Still have the video of a young me running around a car dealership making people laugh and scream all day. I must have gotten 15+people with it. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:13:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Are you 12? Nothing good comes of office pranks Set their trucks on fire. "Just kidding! Only a prank!" Nobody likes to be the recipient of pranks. Keep your resume updated. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:16:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Ask and ye shall receive
https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/Harmless-pranks-on-co-workers/5-2407126/?page=1 |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:19:49 PM EDT
[#40]
Annoyatrons are great. Keystroke Phantom is another good one if they still make them.
Look for ways to bring in outside stuff. Worked for an aviation company and once brought in auto parts I replaced on my own vehicles, put a fake tags on them, and left them on the desk of the parts guy. Drove him nuts for a few mins...never let it go on too long depending on the situation so you don't get in deep $#!+. In another office, I printed out postage stamp sized pictures of flies. Then I'd descretely hide them all over the office...got to be well hidden...I put them behind things, under things, even opened up the covers on outlets and put them in there. Two years after I left the company they were still finding them. Go to places like Goodwill, and look for things. Once I bought a couple of plates that had a starwars theme, put them on little plate stands and displayed them on a shelf full of department achievements. They blended in just enough that no one wanted to question upper managements decision but people were talking about them for months before any upper schmuckies actually queationed why they were there. I like to take abandoned paperwork off the printer and put them in people's stacks of papers on their desks. This little game can go on for months if done discretely. Save little packets of condiments and put them in people's desk drawers when they're not looking. It builds up over time. Never underestimate the powerof adjusting people's chairs. Got to be discreet...just little adjustments over time when they leave for a break or something. Also works with monitors and other office equipment. Will eventually drive them nuts. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:20:50 PM EDT
[#41]
Put them on the mailing list at a gay sex toy website so they get all the mailers with huge fisting and dong shit.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:22:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Sleep with a co workers wife.
When he gets mad say "Its just a prank bro!" He'll laugh and you'll get to sleep with his wife. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:23:47 PM EDT
[#43]
Turn off the lights and secretly remove everyone's pants. Its hilarious.
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:23:54 PM EDT
[#44]
Start wars between people.
Take one guy’s stuff and leave it on another guy’s desk/work area. Keep doing it. I used to do it with welcome mats in apartment buildings. Just slide it across the hall to another door. Keep it up for a year. Drives people insane. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:24:29 PM EDT
[#45]
annoying prank? Change some of the words in autocorrect on the computer Simple things like "the" becomes "teh" "and" becomes "dna" For the unknowing, it can be incredibly frustrating. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:25:02 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted: I wanna fuck with my project management and i need ideas I have access to there trucks I have access to there office Boss is %110 approving WTF...  Are you12?
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:25:39 PM EDT
[#47]
Bosses hate him! Lose your job with this one weird trick
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:29:35 PM EDT
[#48]
Post M4M sex ads for each coworker. List work number and work email.
Sit back for lolz |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:34:45 PM EDT
[#49]
I took dog baggies. Kind you use to pick up dog shit.
Fill one with sand ,added water, tied it up. Just a used one. Left it in my coworkers golf cart on a Friday , I was off Monday. Resson I did is he refuses to use his cart for any dirty jobs and will grab someone else's. My crew said he lost his shit over it. Even when I told him it was sand he wouldn't believe me. |
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Posted: 1/15/2021 4:36:03 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HR is going to tap your shoulder.
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