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Posted: 11/1/2019 10:01:01 AM EDT
The last month or so I've been seeing the same flirty 20-something girl taking money outside the payment window at the McDonald's near my office. I've flirted back, and yesterday she leaned towards my window and told me she was my 'private dancer.' There weren't any cars right behind my truck, and as I slowly rolled toward the payment window she did one of those 'wall dances,' seductively turning and shaking her hair around.
I got to the window and the cutie inside leaned out and holla'd back at her: "Girl, you ain't all that!" Then she looked me dead in the eye and said, "Let me put on my schoolgirl outfit and I'll show you both how it's done." They both looked at me invitingly, and I had visions of a threesome with two beautiful young women who, except for the fact that they were black, could have been my grandchildren . At 60 years of age I don't have real-life Penthouse Forum fantasies like that pop up every day. On the one hand, I want to bring them home with me for a night of incredible sexual adventure. I have a good stash of Viagra, and a few toys handy. On the other hand, I wonder whether they might just want to drug me and remove one of my kidneys, leaving their jobs at McDonald's for a lateral move to Burger King (where I never go.) Should I take a chance? |
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Bang them behind the dumpster so they don't know where you live.
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Wait! You have toys at home? New in package or used?
That seems weird. |
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Everybody needs to have at least one threesome in their life......
Gotta have something to remember when you are old and sipping whiskey in the rocking chair. |
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"I need Dollar 50 to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing"
Try some: Tone loc - funky cold medina |
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They're gonna get in your house and while one is calling you daddy, the other is unlocking the door for their boyfriends who will come in and rob you at least and likely torture you to death.
OR For a couple hundo bucks you'll get fucked and sucked all night. |
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While on trips out of town I've stopped many times for a McMuffin and a coffee at McD's.
I've never run into anything I would want to pile up with working at a McD's. Just my .02 |
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What confuses me is why eracer
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Old guys can be studs until it's time to do studly stuff! ??????
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I Am in Love with the Mcdonalds Girl |
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Just think of the beautiful mocha colored babies you could have.
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the next time you visit this mcdonald's....you better get some pics, dammit!
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OP is 60 and this happened.
Conclusion: OP was driving a rolls royce. |
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Personally, i'd invest in a drum of Plastidip, apply liberally all over my body, then fo.
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Cock says, DO IT!
Brain says, IT'S A TRAP! Who do you listen to? |
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Once you go black, you never get your kidneys back.
Or something like that. |
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I wouldn't say I'm that classy of a dude but I think even I would turn down a threesome with two hoodrat Mickey D chicks.
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Fo OP. You wont be the first ARFCOM I have donated to the Kidney Society for.
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Taking money outside the payment window? Like the guys at in and out going up the line taking orders?
Gonna need MS paint to help understand. |
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This is when you should throw your inhibitions to the wind.
Take them out for a night. Get a nice hotel room. Don't take them to your house, for the love of God fo not take them home. Romp them both til your heart gives out. |
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“Sometimes, it’s a good day to die...”
“Sometimes it’s a good day to have threesomes with chicks at the McDonald’s...” Or both. |
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