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Posted: 11/1/2019 11:18:10 AM EDT
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This is when you should throw your inhibitions to the wind. Take them out for a night. Get a nice hotel room. Don't take them to your house, for the love of God fo not take them home. Romp them both til your heart gives out. you don't EVER take a piece of strange back to your house. and you definitely don't go to their house, either. you don't give them the advantage, and you don't let them into your house or know where you live. take them to a motel. book the room in advance, then leave your id and any other identifying info at home or at a hidden location close to the motel. don't drive them to the motel, meet them there. park far enough away so they can't see your car/license plate. leave NOTHING behind. leave no trace you were ever there. wear protection. and as gross it may seem, take them with you when you're done. when i say no trace, i'm talking sanitary. when you're done, LEAVE. don't hang around...don't stay the night...and fight the will to sleep afterward. get in...get off...get out. stash a clean set of clothes with your other personal stuff. when you're done, change clothes and find a barrel or some other place to burn your old clothes; and i'm talking everything from shoes to shorts. oh....and you can't ever go back to that mcdonald's, again. to them you need to be some random dude from the drive-thru they screwed, one night. |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 11:18:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2019 11:30:58 AM EDT
[#3]
DO IT!
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Posted: 11/1/2019 11:42:15 AM EDT
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The stars are aligned OP. Go all Thomas Jefferson on 'em.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:17:54 PM EDT
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OP is it possible that they are just flirting with someone they perceived as"safe"? I get that more now that I'm older. Sometimes they're just fishing for attention and not action.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:26:56 PM EDT
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get a hotel room
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:37:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:38:56 PM EDT
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OP is it possible that they are just flirting with someone they perceived as"safe"? I get that more now that I'm older. Sometimes they're just fishing for attention and not action. |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:42:53 PM EDT
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The last month or so I've been seeing the same flirty 20-something girl taking money outside the payment window at the McDonald's near my office. I've flirted back, and yesterday she leaned towards my window and told me she was my 'private dancer.' There weren't any cars right behind my truck, and as I slowly rolled toward the payment window she did one of those 'wall dances,' seductively turning and shaking her hair around. I got to the window and the cutie inside leaned out and holla'd back at her: "Girl, you ain't all that!" Then she looked me dead in the eye and said, "Let me put on my schoolgirl outfit and I'll show you both how it's done." They both looked at me invitingly, and I had visions of a threesome with two beautiful young women who, except for the fact that they were black, could have been my grandchildren . At 60 years of age I don't have real-life Penthouse Forum fantasies like that pop up every day. On the one hand, I want to bring them home with me for a night of incredible sexual adventure. I have a good stash of Viagra, and a few toys handy. On the other hand, I wonder whether they might just want to drug me and remove one of my kidneys, leaving their jobs at McDonald's for a lateral move to Burger King (where I never go.) Should I take a chance? |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:44:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:47:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs that sign language for a beitodesstrafe Happy meal? |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 12:49:48 PM EDT
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I almost had a threesome once. Only needed two more people.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 1:02:42 PM EDT
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Every man dies. Not every man truly lives. Time to FO, OP.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 1:44:52 PM EDT
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Better hurry up before they're replaced by robots. Won't be nearly as fun.
Make sure to ask if they accept competitor's coupons. |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 1:54:42 PM EDT
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Hell yes! Two servings of McD’s pie coming up!
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Posted: 11/1/2019 1:56:28 PM EDT
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FO !!!!!!! If not - no balls. No hair on balls !!! Show those young ladies a good time. Nice hotel - dinner with both at the restaurant - show them off. Let them know you are proud to be with them. After dinner have the time of your life with them. Spend the night - breakfast with both at the restaurant again. Let everybody know they spent the past evening with you. After breakfast have a mid morning session. Shower with both - say good-bye.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 2:54:52 PM EDT
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I'd do it if I was single...
Well, I'd need to see them 1st... |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 3:25:12 PM EDT
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I'll put a McSkank McThreesome in the worth the risk for the story category.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 3:53:02 PM EDT
[#19]
OP gonna get McGang banged
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Posted: 11/1/2019 6:08:13 PM EDT
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FO !!!!!!! If not - no balls. No hair on balls !!! Show those young ladies a good time. Nice hotel - dinner with both at the restaurant - show them off. Let them know you are proud to be with them. After dinner have the time of your life with them. Spend the night - breakfast with both at the restaurant again. Let everybody know they spent the past evening with you. After breakfast have a mid morning session. Shower with both - say good-bye. |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 6:23:26 PM EDT
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i only have one good kidney, jokes on them
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Posted: 11/1/2019 6:33:01 PM EDT
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After the herpasiphilaidetitis gets done with you your kidney's won't be worth anything anyways so I say go for it.
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Posted: 11/1/2019 6:38:19 PM EDT
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OP is a nube. You don't band the chicks at Mickey D's.
You go to the Burger King drive thru. You can have it your way. "Hold my lettuce! I SAID HOLD MY M-F-ING LETTUCE, STRUMPET!" |
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Posted: 11/1/2019 6:39:07 PM EDT
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As they say in McDonald land, McFuckit!
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Posted: 11/2/2019 1:54:18 AM EDT
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Is it happening?
 I gots to know! |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 5:21:30 PM EDT
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OP - we're gonna need an update here when the weekend is over.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 5:25:42 PM EDT
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... damn, that's HOT
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Posted: 11/2/2019 5:38:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote History Lord of War African Hooker |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 5:55:35 PM EDT
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Cock says, DO IT! Brain says, IT'S A TRAP! Who do you listen to? |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:23:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:23:28 PM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:35:12 PM EDT
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RIP Shawnofthedead
eracer will only get honorable mention |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:38:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:46:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Fo. Post follow up at doctors office when you learn you contracted herpes.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 6:54:16 PM EDT
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98% chance of being setup
2% chance of hot nasty ass threesome sex 2% is worth the risk 
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:01:53 PM EDT
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YOLO And you only need 1 kidney.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:05:28 PM EDT
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Give them the McDongalds, OP.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:06:59 PM EDT
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I love reading about these romantic love stories on ARFCOM.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:10:23 PM EDT
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OP is 60? You should be dead already grandpa. Do it!
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:10:23 PM EDT
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Don't forget the McShocker!
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Posted: 11/2/2019 7:50:24 PM EDT
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nvd
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Posted: 11/2/2019 8:22:12 PM EDT
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I'm not really attracted to black women, but if they were decent looking and willing, I'd do it. It may sound cliché, but you only live once OP. I say do it.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:11:03 PM EDT
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"Dear Arfhouse. I never thought this would happen to me but........."
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:12:05 PM EDT
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So, did OP take the 2-for-1 McMuffin deal?
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:13:56 PM EDT
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Let me see if I am understanding this correctly.
You are a 60 something male, and you want to have tag-team sex with two 20 something black females. Is that the set up? The hell with worrying about your kidneys being stolen. Even if they ARE legit about just having sex, that ride IS going to kill you at your age, man. |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:15:55 PM EDT
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You only need one kidney to live right? |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:16:41 PM EDT
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I misread the title. Clicked on this thread thinking it was about kidney stones.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:19:00 PM EDT
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Let me see if I am understanding this correctly. You are a 60 something male, and you want to have tag-team sex with two 20 something black females. Is that the set up? The hell with worrying about your kidneys being stolen. Even if they ARE legit about just having sex, that ride IS going to kill you at your age, man. I'm more concerned about why what seems to be a prostitute is working the McDonalds drive-thru lane. |
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:20:32 PM EDT
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Order a mcgangbang. Post results.
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Posted: 11/2/2019 9:22:01 PM EDT
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Its worth the risk
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