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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:56:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Damn that's lame.
One guy I know his mom bought him the subscription to playboy. That was cool. So is she. She posted here once! |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:57:00 AM EDT
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Once a porn user always a porn user. You know you want it...your Mom's away. It's just a click away.
Psst...go to Full-Auto.com BOTD or PRe-ban BOTD...they got some really good pics now, come on... |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:59:39 AM EDT
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Seriously, your mom sounds nice.
It's going to be a long while for you to live that down, though. Like living down a negligent discharge while handling a gun. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:01:01 PM EDT
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I know...I have the same problem...which is why I go with your Uncle to strip clubs
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:19:19 PM EDT
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Clean Cut, your hilarious, but my mom didn't even catch me in the act on solo [sex] she just found the magazines.
As for her sounding like a nice mom, she is, I could drop out of college and she would probably say "at least you tried", but when it comes to girls and porn I hear the following things numerous times a week You need a better car to get girls... Girls don't like men who watch porn... Girls don't like men with tattoos... Porn is evil and ruins lives... You need a girl... Wheres your soul going?... Do you want to die alone?.... When I do have a girlfriend my mom pretends I don't and just tells my sisters Mmanwitgun's girlfriend isn't good enough for him. Of course I usually meet girls who like my tattoos, watch porn and beg me to take them to strip clubs. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:22:36 PM EDT
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Your Mom wants you to meet a nice girl.
Didn't you see those pics I posted in the Wacky Baptists thread? [:D] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:24:22 PM EDT
[#7]
how old are you?
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:29:41 PM EDT
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If you'd shave your palms more frequently, your mom wouldn't be so suspicious.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:32:12 PM EDT
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You mean the pics at the church gathering with the BBQ in the background?. I vaguely remember, but my age groups a little lower, would post a pic, but I can't host it and I think a booty in tight jeans could get this locked.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:36:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: You mean the pics at the church gathering with the BBQ in the background?. I vaguely remember, but my age groups a little lower, would post a pic, but I can't host it and I think a booty in tight jeans could get this locked. Not that one. This one. The girls in my church come in all ages...and they are HOT. [url]http://www.jobrelatedstuff.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=220206&w=myTopicPop[/url] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 12:49:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: how old are you? He's 37 years old. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 1:03:16 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: how old are you? He's 37 years old. Don't listen to clean cut, I'm only 20 |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 1:52:02 PM EDT
[#13]
[bullhorn]Take your hands off the joystick and step away from the computer... slowly!!![/bullhorn]
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Posted: 12/25/2003 1:52:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Thanks for the reminder to head over to BOTD on the other boards! [}:D]
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Posted: 12/25/2003 4:46:52 PM EDT
[#15]
You know....she caught me. There was a GLAMOUR magazing laying there....
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Posted: 12/25/2003 4:55:09 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted: Mom: Your uncle is addicted and has to go to strip clubs... [ROFL2] - N20 |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 5:02:00 PM EDT
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Quoted: You know....she caught me. There was a GLAMOUR magazing laying there.... HOLY SHIT!! GLAMOUR!![shock] Your going to hell son.... but, at lest you'll look good when you get there.[:I] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 5:48:34 PM EDT
[#18]
She is just looking out for you and giving some last minute advice before you move out.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:16:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: how old are you? He's 37 years old. [lol] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:26:04 PM EDT
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My mom confiscated my porn when I was about 15. But funny thing, she didn't throw it out. My dad
and her used to watch it instead. I guess I had good taste in porn even then. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 8:15:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: If you'd shave your palms more frequently, your mom wouldn't be so suspicious. or just braid it like i do[%|] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 8:26:56 PM EDT
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Mmanwitgun will from this point on will always be known as "the porn addicted guy".
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Posted: 12/25/2003 9:24:30 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: Quoted: You know....she caught me. There was a GLAMOUR magazing laying there.... HOLY SHIT!! GLAMOUR!![shock] Your going to hell son.... but, at lest you'll look good when you get there.[:I] His birth name is George C.?, better known to the ladies as 'BuckNekid' |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 10:17:58 PM EDT
[#24]
is your mom hot?
TXL |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 10:28:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted: is your mom hot? TXL Hey! Jeez guys, it's his [i]Mom[/i]!! So?....... Is she? [;)] |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 4:03:03 AM EDT
[#26]
Honest answer: "Yes, Mom, I'm looking at porn"
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Posted: 12/26/2003 5:14:41 AM EDT
[#27]
How does she expect you to wank efficiently without porn?
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Posted: 12/26/2003 5:41:03 AM EDT
[#28]
Hmm so many comments, let me try to respond
Heavily Armed, Glamour? WTF maybe you beat it to scantily clad models when you were younger (your mom was complaining about her magazine pages sticking together), but not me, need nude stuff, not artsy nude either, I'm talking trashy stuff. P806, HA I will not be known as the porn guy since I have no picture so people won't remember me TxLewis, I don't think my moms hot, but if you have a thing for nearly senior citizen ladies swing by CT and take a look. Phil A Steen, no saying I was looking at porn would not be an honest answer, had she caught me 10 hours later though.... ~The porn addicted guy |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 7:45:30 AM EDT
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Quoted: Glamour? WTF ..... ~The porn addicted guy Sienfeld episode reference. George's mother caught him whacking off to her Glamour magazine. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 9:34:08 AM EDT
[#30]
How could he be looking at porn on the internet......I thought that stuff made you go blind? |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 2:23:31 PM EDT
[#31]
if you go blind you won't be able to surf here.
Want to cure a sex addiction? Get married. LOL |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 3:42:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: How could he be looking at porn on the internet......I thought that stuff made you go blind? I quit when I needed glasses. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 4:08:32 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: Quoted: Glamour? WTF ..... ~The porn addicted guy Sienfeld episode reference. George's mother caught him whacking off to her Glamour magazine. Ohh god if that was my mom I would probably shoot myself out of guilt. One of the notes my mom wrote me before was bad enough, all my friends laugh when they read it. What can I say hard core roman catholic moms just don't appove of the one man [naughty] |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 4:15:07 PM EDT
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Girls don't like men who watch porn... I hear ya....I don't know too many women that don't like porn of some kind. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 5:07:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: If you'd shave your palms more frequently, your mom wouldn't be so suspicious. That wasn't what tipped her off. In the last 3 years he's gone from 20/20 to being able to be claimed as legally blind on a Form 1040. [8D] |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 5:53:18 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: how old are you? He's 37 years old. Don't listen to clean cut, I'm only 20 lol jeez.. i'm 14 and my mom hardly cares about me looking at porn.. sometimes we even joke about it, like i'll take my neutrogena handcream and put little globs of it on the back of my hand and i'll go around her, and she'll be like denny.... what's that?? and i'm like oooooops! i forgot to wash my hands off after i was done. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 6:03:35 PM EDT
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Mom:"Son, if you masturbate, you'll go blind!"
Son:"Mom, I'm over here." |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 6:16:06 PM EDT
[#38]
that's such bs, masturbating doesn't 'cause any health problems, ie. blindness
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Posted: 12/26/2003 6:51:56 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted: lol jeez.. i'm 14 and my mom hardly cares about me looking at porn.. sometimes we even joke about it, like i'll take my neutrogena handcream and put little globs of it on the back of my hand and i'll go around her, and she'll be like denny.... what's that?? and i'm like oooooops! i forgot to wash my hands off after i was done. This is really far more information than we need. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 7:46:37 PM EDT
[#40]
At least you didn't forget to take the Debbie Does Dallas video out of the VCR.
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Posted: 12/26/2003 7:51:55 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: lol jeez.. i'm 14 and my mom hardly cares about me looking at porn.. sometimes we even joke about it, like i'll take my neutrogena handcream and put little globs of it on the back of my hand and i'll go around her, and she'll be like denny.... what's that?? and i'm like oooooops! i forgot to wash my hands off after i was done. Thats just really messed up, if you were my son I'd smack you. Every parent can assume their kid beats the meat, but openly joking about it with them is just weird. |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 8:05:47 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: lol jeez.. i'm 14 and my mom hardly cares about me looking at porn.. sometimes we even joke about it, like i'll take my neutrogena handcream and put little globs of it on the back of my hand and i'll go around her, and she'll be like denny.... what's that?? and i'm like oooooops! i forgot to wash my hands off after i was done. Thats just really messed up, if you were my son I'd smack you. Every parent can assume their kid beats the meat, but openly joking about it with them is just weird. ::shrugs:: |
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Posted: 12/27/2003 8:52:01 AM EDT
[#43]
Don't worry, there is always touch typing and voice-assisted websurfing. [LOL]
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