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Posted: 12/25/2003 9:49:05 AM EDT
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
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Posted: 12/25/2003 10:05:53 AM EDT
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Loose Operator Kneespace: Intern hits head on bottom of desk drawer.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:06:56 AM EDT
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A [i][b]FEW[/b][/i] of my favorites:
BOHICA - BEND OVER, HERE IT COMES AGAIN ITHFP - I HATE THIS FREAKING PLACE DILLIGAF (pronounced "dilly gaf") - DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A F#$@? FUBAR SNAFU anyone know what a "WAG" is???("go ahead and take a WAG at it"; as in trying to answer a question that you obviously have no clue of) a "WAG" is a WILD ASS GUESS a "SWAG" is a SCIENTIFIC WILD ASS GUESS |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:17:58 AM EDT
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Practical Exercise Not Involving Soldiers
...let's not forget the ever-popular "FTA"[BD] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:24:28 AM EDT
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Tango Uniform
Charlie Fox SIOP CW |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 11:29:53 AM EDT
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Form 1 - toilet paper
FIGMO - f-it, (I) got my orders FLAP - F#$* Light Aircraft Pilot JScott Having a run on Fs tonight |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 5:53:45 PM EDT
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Quoted: SIOP is that different than 'psyops'???? |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:02:58 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: SIOP is that different than 'psyops'???? Single Integrated Operational Plan - The central nuclear war plan for the US. CW |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:08:16 PM EDT
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The Ordies will appreciate this one!!!
[size=5][red]IYAOYAS[/red][/size=5] IF You Aint Ordnance You Aint Shit |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:08:17 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: SIOP is that different than 'psyops'???? Ohhhhh, yes it is..... Single Integrated Operations Plan. Nuclear war plan for the United States. No longer called the SIOP, now its Operations Plan (OPLAN) 8044. Our courteous staff of professional pilots, submariners, and missileers on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, to deliver express-mail packages of canned sunshine to our nation's enemies. Or, as they say in my current profession, "Minuteman III--guaranteed delivery, 30 minutes or less, or the next one's free!" [img]http://www.af.mil/photos/Feb1999/minutemanb.jpg[/img] (edited to fix red X) |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:08:52 PM EDT
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"SHORT!" Exclaimed each time the shop is entered.
One we coined and used in our shop - Scunt As in, "Move it over a scunt." A scunt si one thousandth of a cunt hair. I don't know how long this survived, or if it ever made the leap off Langley AFB. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:12:31 PM EDT
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SUAC--Shut up and Color
Normally told to a captain/LT who doesn't understand you can only "But, sir..." onr or two times before the colonel gets mad. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:14:35 PM EDT
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HVT = High Value Target.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:18:13 PM EDT
[#14]
RTFBOOBAG
MCLMM |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:24:33 PM EDT
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Got one for you guys.......
When you watched Full Metal Jacket and the guys did the "I don't know but I've been told" cadence in front of the female officer....... ......Did you know the next two verses? Needless to say, can't post them without getting this thread locked! or me banned. I laugh my butt off everytime I see that footage and my wife thinks I'm nuts. Tj BTW, younger guys may not know this for today it would be considered insensitive at the least. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:25:15 PM EDT
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Quoted: HVT = High Value Target. This made me think of [b]TRE[/b] Target Rich Enviroment |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:28:05 PM EDT
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Mr. Thompson. Please refrain from calling it Psyops. It is just Psyop. The S at the end is added on by the ignorant and the hollyweird liberals.
The primary objective of Psyop personel....TBF Total Brain F*** And don't forget the Frago...Originally fragmentary order later used to describe the list of incompetent LT's that were to be fragged immediately upon combat deployment. Then there is FNG F-ing new guy. As bad as an incompetent LT. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:29:38 PM EDT
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STRAC- Shit The Russians Are Comming!!!! Or Stupid Troops Running Around in Circles.STRAC actually stood for STRatigic ARmy Command.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:30:55 PM EDT
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Quoted: "SHORT!" Exclaimed each time the shop is entered. One we coined and used in our shop - Scunt As in, "Move it over a scunt." A scunt si one thousandth of a cunt hair. I don't know how long this survived, or if it ever made the leap off Langley AFB. I always thought the standard was based on the RCH (red cunt hair). That would make your unit a "scrunt" wouldn't it? [:D] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:39:33 PM EDT
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I'm suprised by the number of my friends who don't know what a "klick" is. I mean, did these guys never play Wing Commander when they were younger?
And although I'm not a PSYOP guy, I would have assumed PSYOPs to be plural for PSYOP just like OPORDs is plural for OPORD. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:45:21 PM EDT
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TRE:Target rich environment.
RON:Remain overnight. NDP:Night defensive perimeter UN-ASS:"leave quickly." TOC:Tactical organization center. RIF:Recon in force. RPG:You know..... FNG:Funny new guy "Ruck-up!" POL ORD MACV Willie-Peter.(Make you a beeeleevuh). LOACH FAO LIMA CHARLIE TOP LRRP(not bad). C's P-38 Mike Force Indidge Hercules,Charlie,one,thirty. Inbound SitRap BDA AOO FU motherfucking Bar MED cAP cIV-cAP ftw fta I'm so short,I could sit on the edge of a dime,and my feet would not touch the ground. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:50:40 PM EDT
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Sorry, but.... It is a Psyop BN or a Psyop group. The only time you use the plural is when you use the full phrase, not the acronym. I.E. Psychological operations are conducted by Psyop units. That was the very first thing I learned. CSM about chewed my ass off when he heard me say it on my first day in the unit. And this CSM was hard core enough to curl a crew cut with a look. They even have a hair cut at Ft Bragg named after the guy. A Bunty cut. All you had to do was go into the barber shop on smoke bomb hill and say I want a bunty cut and you came out so close to bald that you were almost out of reg.( from 0 to no more than 3", tapered, off the ear and off the collar) A bunty cut, the taper started about 3" above the ear.....
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Posted: 12/25/2003 6:56:13 PM EDT
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Quoted: Mr. Thompson. Please refrain from calling it Psyops. It is just Psyop. The S at the end is added on by the ignorant and the hollyweird liberals. In fact, at US Strategic Command, (who is now responsible for both nuclear and psyop planning), they've had a problem because "SIOP" and "Psyop" sound the same when spoken. They differentiate by saying "syop with a P" anytime they're talking about the latter. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:15:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: SIOP is that different than 'psyops'???? Ohhhhh, yes it is..... Single Integrated Operations Plan. Nuclear war plan for the United States. No longer called the SIOP, now its Operations Plan (OPLAN) 8044. Our courteous staff of professional pilots, submariners, and missileers on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, to deliver express-mail packages of canned sunshine to our nation's enemies. Or, as they say in my current profession, "Minuteman III--guaranteed delivery, 30 minutes or less, or the next one's free!" [url]http://www.af.mil/photos/Feb1999/minutemanb.jpg[/url] (edited to fix red X) As long as we're on the subject, how about 0.0 CEP? And some of my faves, in no particular order... DEFCON NUDETS MIRV RCS MILSTAR EMP SPAWAR CNOG USSTRATCOM SGEMP SEAD DIRNSA ORD OPSEC MMD JNPE JFMO TENCAP Classic Wizard GEODSS NIE and finally my absolute fave of all time... PD-59 CW |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:16:35 PM EDT
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The only time its ok to use the S at the end of PSYOP is if you are intentionaly mispronouncing PSYOP IE:
PiSops: The standard operating procudure for the use of 3.14 Cyclops: the one eyed wonder worm used to do the mind altering procreation procedure. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:23:47 PM EDT
[#26]
geez you guys sure come out of the wood work [:P]
PFM [;)] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:33:03 PM EDT
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I always liked the term Goat Fuck, which, I suppose, is a really bad Cluster Fuck. I've introduced the concept at work so that "GF" is a common term now.
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Posted: 12/25/2003 7:50:13 PM EDT
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Anyone remember expressions like "Broken Heart", "Mickey Mouse", or "paper asshole"?
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Posted: 12/25/2003 8:02:13 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: I always liked the term Goat Fuck, which, I suppose, is a really bad Cluster Fuck. I've introduced the concept at work so that "GF" is a common term now. don't forget Hogan's Goat "That is fucked up as Hogan's Goat." |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 8:52:13 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: Sorry, but.... It is a Psyop BN or a Psyop group. The only time you use the plural is when you use the full phrase, not the acronym. I.E. Psychological operations are conducted by Psyop units... I'm just a dumb grunt, anyway [;D] |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 8:56:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: Anyone remember expressions like "Broken Heart", "Mickey Mouse", or "paper asshole"? My dad uses "paper asshole". He's USN 65-69/ Never knew what it meant exactly. |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 9:27:08 PM EDT
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Here's a few for ya:
DAT- Dumb @ss Tanker CDAT- Computerized Dumb @ss Tanker (M1A2 Variant) Treadhead- anyone in Armor Branch Crunchies/Trackgrease- Infantrymen Egg Droppers- anyone holding the MOS of 11C/Mortarmen Class 1 download- taking a sh-t MRE- meals refused by everyone |
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Posted: 12/25/2003 10:14:47 PM EDT
[#33]
A couple buddies of mine came up with a pretty good acronym.
STEAL Strategic Transport of Equipment to Alternate Location Which explains why so much stealing takes place in the military. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 3:48:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: MCLMM [:D] |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 7:34:33 AM EDT
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and yet a few others:
MARINE- My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 7:37:10 AM EDT
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MFWK (pronounced miffwick) = Mother Fvucker With Knowledge. Refers to somebody with knowledge and/or experience concerning a topic.
YGTBSM! = You Got To Be $hitting Me! "Dash One" refers to the operator's manual (or user's guide) for a particular piece of equipment. Every military tech manual is asigned an alpha-numerical identifyer. The ones which end with a suffix of "-1" are the most basic and simplified version designed for the typical user. |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 1:50:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: I always liked the term Goat Fuck, which, I suppose, is a really bad Cluster Fuck. I know that one as a goat rope, which in my vocab is interchangeable with CF. Depending on who's present, of course. JScott |
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Posted: 12/26/2003 2:22:08 PM EDT
[#38]
short-timer
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Posted: 12/28/2003 11:28:39 AM EDT
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Quoted: Got one for you guys....... When you watched Full Metal Jacket and the guys did the "I don't know but I've been told" cadence in front of the female officer....... ......Did you know the next two verses? Needless to say, can't post them without getting this thread locked! or me banned. I laugh my butt off everytime I see that footage and my wife thinks I'm nuts. Tj BTW, younger guys may not know this for today it would be considered insensitive at the least. Navy wings are made of gold, Air Force wings are made of lead. |
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Posted: 12/28/2003 11:34:55 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Anyone remember expressions like "Broken Heart", "Mickey Mouse", or "paper asshole"? My dad uses "paper asshole". He's USN 65-69/ Never knew what it meant exactly. The 'paper assholes' I am familar with are the little round doughnut shaped re-enforcements used to go around the hole puches in paper. Pilots use this term for the little paper things since they are constantly pulling out pages of old regs, traffic patterns, radio frequencies, etc and putting in new ones. The paper tends to wear at the hole punch and thus, paper assholes are use to hold them together. |
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Posted: 12/28/2003 3:14:36 PM EDT
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Bag nasty - A WM in a sleeping bag.
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Posted: 12/28/2003 5:03:55 PM EDT
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
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Posted: 12/28/2003 5:16:01 PM EDT
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Heard this one a lot at REFORGER. We'd get a bunch of reservist and NoGo types to evaluate. We'd rag on them about, well, just about everything and they'd come back with FUBIJAR.
F*ck yoU Buddy I'm Just A Reservist |
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Posted: 12/29/2003 3:55:56 AM EDT
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FIDO: F*ck It, Drive On!
Cheesed!ck: Non-hacker, soft individual Whiskey locker: Closet |
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Posted: 12/29/2003 8:10:50 AM EDT
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My favorite as a kid growing up in the US Navy was CINCPAC. Every new rule had CINCPAC on it. I remember the military script trade-in rules for greenback when these came out. It had CINCPAC on the notice.
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Posted: 12/29/2003 8:34:21 AM EDT
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GDIH - Goddammit, I'm hit
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Posted: 12/29/2003 8:47:26 AM EDT
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Quoted: Our courteous staff of professional pilots, submariners, and missileers on call 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, to deliver express-mail packages of canned sunshine to our nation's enemies. "canned sunshine"...[rofl2] IHTFP - I hope there's a Friday parade! (Made up on the fly by a Midshipman at USNA when conftronted by a Marine Officer for having "IHTFP" posted on his bulletin board.) CBDR - Constant Bearing, decreasing Range. In other words, CHANGE COURSE AND/OR SPEED OR YOU WILL HIT IT! NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself! Goat Locker - The CPO Mess ASAP - We all know what it means, but I need to point out that it's PRONOUNCED LIKE A WORD and NOT SPELLED. You can tell the vets from the wanna-be's just by that alone. BFM - Black Fucking Magic (Anything having to do with electronics) |
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Posted: 12/29/2003 8:57:53 AM EDT
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Quoted: Got one for you guys....... When you watched Full Metal Jacket and the guys did the "I don't know but I've been told" cadence in front of the female officer....... ......Did you know the next two verses? Needless to say, can't post them without getting this thread locked! or me banned. I laugh my butt off everytime I see that footage and my wife thinks I'm nuts. Tj BTW, younger guys may not know this for today it would be considered insensitive at the least. You sure you're not talking about [i]Heartbreak Ridge[/i]? |
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Posted: 12/30/2003 6:43:32 PM EDT
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SHACK!
(USAF radio call for a good hit on a ground target) JScott |
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