So there it was Friday morning. Just got in, looked like it was going to be a good quiet day. Not long after I got to work I felt nature calling, had to go pinch off a ghoul. So I'm doing my business and go to reach for the paper when I run into trouble.
The new paper holder is a POS. When a full roll is put into the dispenser the paper roll wont spin. This normally wouldn't be a huge problem, but other events were in motion. I had some of delicious Mexican food with jalepenos and a bit of habenero pepper. So needless to say I was passing something that felt like battery acid. In addition, the cheap bastards have the lights set to a motion detector. No movement by the door, no lights in ten minutes. So I felt the need to be speedy and finish up my business.
So I was desperately scratching at the roll trying to get it to move, no luck. In a moment of Hulk like rage I got pissed off and smacked the dispenser. Normally not a problem, except I found the one goddamn sharp edge of the dispenser, A PLASTIC dispenser. So the knuckle by my pinky is bleeding like hell. I eventually got the damn thing to work and finished my business.
The worst part was that I had to report the "accident" to my manager. That was a bit embarrassing.
Oh Yeah,
Merry Christmas!