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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:35:32 PM EDT
[#1]
only worry if there is plastic sheeting nearby
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:35:49 PM EDT
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Ahem. Pic? |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:37:44 PM EDT
[#3]
Maybe this is a sign you're coming on too strong.
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:39:36 PM EDT
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She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference.
Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:43:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Is that considered a limb?[:O]
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:45:48 PM EDT
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Only if you need to walk and shoot.
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:49:37 PM EDT
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That depends, are the limbs likely to break off and cause damage to your home during the coming ice of winter? Are the limbs unsightly and blocking the view of your home?
If the woman thinks the limbs need to go, maybe she is right. Women's intuition when it comes to plants and trees and flowers... I tend to trust. Except my mom, every plant she ever had died a horrible death. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:50:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. "Let Me Tell You A Story, There Was A Sculptor And He Found This Stone, A Special Stone, He Dragged It Home And He Worked On It For Months, Until He Finally Finished, When He Was Ready He Showed It To His Friends And They Said He Had Created A Great Statue, The Sculptor Said He Hadn't Created Anything, The Statue Was Always There, He Just Cleared Away The Small Pieces" -Colonel Trautman to Rambo All women are freaks. You just have to work on them, clear away the small pieces. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:53:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. I didn't think that about nurse before I read this thread... |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:54:31 PM EDT
[#10]
My wife is always threatening me with her machete and chopping me into little pieces...hasn't happened...yet.....
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Posted: 12/9/2003 8:59:38 PM EDT
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My wife's a nurse. Are they freaks? Wouldn't you like to know.[:D]
Only where they need to be. Nuff said. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 9:05:04 PM EDT
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Quoted: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. ... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 9:34:17 PM EDT
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Watch out for your wee-wee man!
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Posted: 12/9/2003 9:34:27 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. ... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan. Does she have a single, good looking, sister? |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 10:05:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. ... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan. If you don't mind, I'm gonna save that one for future use. |
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Posted: 12/9/2003 10:45:34 PM EDT
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Punch her in the face and ask if she still wants to cut off your limbs.
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Posted: 12/10/2003 3:55:53 AM EDT
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Ok, since nobaody has said it yet.....
Is she a HEAD nurse?? [whacko] |
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Posted: 12/10/2003 4:20:11 AM EDT
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Freaky chicks rule. I went out with one that dressed like a damn librarian, but she was wild.
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Posted: 12/10/2003 4:21:27 AM EDT
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Nah don't worry about it. Can I be the beneficiary on your life insurance policy?
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Posted: 12/10/2003 4:25:04 AM EDT
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Talking about trimmin' the Christmas tree to fit in the corner?
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Posted: 12/10/2003 4:26:24 AM EDT
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I had the displeasure of years back dating a woman who seemed perfectly normal til one day she started making similar comments but in reference to herself... cutting, bugs, baked beans I bailed out of that situation but quick... found out later she had been diagnosed with some form of schizophrenia and occasionally liked to stop taking her meds... Run... quickly... |
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Posted: 12/10/2003 4:39:59 AM EDT
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[pinkfloyd][i]one of these days I'm going to cut you up into leeetle pieces[/i][pinkfloyd]
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Posted: 12/10/2003 7:05:59 AM EDT
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Well, yea.. Nurses are freaks.. But normally in a good way (if you're into that sort of thing). I'm dating one that I hope may be the future Mrs. Winston Smith. As for the de-limbing, I guess you'd have to take that in context.. Was she kidding? Nurses (esp. hospital nurses) see a lot of messy shit. Their definition of "inappropriate" can get a little skewed. Remember, at work, "Jeez, I just picked up this guy's colon off the floor, what a friggin mess" is light conversation. My nurse works p/t in a women's clinic, and some of the stuff she has to deal with would make the dog gag.
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Posted: 12/10/2003 7:12:03 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: She's a nurse too...I wonder if that makes a difference. Are nurses freaks? She's wondering if guys think that about nurses. ... I once dated a nurse that could suck start a GE90-115B turbofan. Does she have a single, good looking, sister? With that kind of talent, who cares what she looks like. |
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