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Posted: 11/14/2018 12:58:43 PM EDT
A rookie firefighter charges into a burning building and risks his life saving an unconscious female victim.  When he brings her outside, it is revealed to the laughter of his fellow firefighters, that he actually saved a mannequin.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 12:59:33 PM EDT
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HEAT
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:01:19 PM EDT
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Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:01:47 PM EDT
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A rookie firefighter charges into a burning building and risks his life saving an unconscious female victim.  When he brings her outside, it is revealed to the laughter of his fellow firefighters, that he actually saved a mannequin.
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Backdraft.

John defends his wife from a robbery suspect.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:02:36 PM EDT
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Backdraft.

John defends his wife from a robbery suspect.
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A rookie firefighter charges into a burning building and risks his life saving an unconscious female victim.  When he brings her outside, it is revealed to the laughter of his fellow firefighters, that he actually saved a mannequin.

Backdraft.

John defends his wife from a robbery suspect.
Die Hard
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:03:11 PM EDT
[#5]
Clint Eastwood points a Garand at some punks and tells them to get off his lawn in this sci fi mystery romance thriller featuring Clint Eastwood
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:03:28 PM EDT
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Backdraft.

John defends his wife from a robbery suspect.
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You got it.

Your's is The Fugitive?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:07:27 PM EDT
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Guy on liferaft at sea, discovering he lost all his drinking water, says the only line (im pretty sure) in this entire film "Fuck!".
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:08:07 PM EDT
[#8]
A man shoots a yapping dog with a 1911 in a warehouse while yelling at a Mexican who is being played by a Korean.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:13:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Big shark eats a scuba tank and then gets exploded.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:13:30 PM EDT
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All is Lost?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:14:56 PM EDT
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A lady is passing through an immigration checkpoint on a Federal colony

"Have you brought any fruits or vegetables?"

"2 weeks....2 weeeeee-eeeeeeks"
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:16:05 PM EDT
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A lady is passing through an immigration checkpoint on a Federal colony

"Have you brought any fruits or vegetables?"

"2 weeks....2 weeeeee-eeeeeeks"
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Total Recall
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:16:11 PM EDT
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A girl walks in and there is a black leather couch and a camera.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:17:09 PM EDT
[#14]
Blonde with pigtails is getting dp'd by two dudes, while hot black chick is peeking in through the window and rubbing her bean.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:18:04 PM EDT
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A neck tattoo of a leprechaun almost betrays a bunch of felons to a girlfriend.

Kharn
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:18:09 PM EDT
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All is Lost?
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Guy on liferaft at sea, discovering he lost all his drinking water, says the only line (im pretty sure) in this entire film "Fuck!".
All is Lost?
Spot on.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:20:10 PM EDT
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A little girl explains to a group of marines that they mostly come at night. Mostly.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:21:11 PM EDT
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A girl and guy are getting it on. The guy is about to engage in backdoor shenanigans when the girl says "but i poop from there" to which the guy says "not today you dont".
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:22:17 PM EDT
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“Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.”
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:23:53 PM EDT
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A neck tattoo of a leprechaun almost betrays a bunch of felons to a girlfriend.

Kharn
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The Town
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:25:51 PM EDT
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Wizzard of oz
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:26:48 PM EDT
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Wizzard of oz
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Wizzard of oz


Yup. I cannot take credit for the description. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:28:19 PM EDT
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Piss in the radiator.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:28:56 PM EDT
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A stunningly brave black girl uses a stolen strap-on dildo on her boyfrield to show him what it really means to be a swedish man.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:35:55 PM EDT
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Single, rich man imprisons single woman and tries to get her to fall in love him. Single man's staff are in on the shenanigans.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:38:12 PM EDT
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Debbie goes in to a bedroom with Dallas and does some very entertaining things
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:38:39 PM EDT
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Beauty and the beast.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:38:57 PM EDT
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Burnt out old cop has to transport and protect a witness/felon, but has to fight his way through a gauntlet with a bus the distance while being attacked by bad cops.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:41:07 PM EDT
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Piss in the radiator.
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Jed Eckert: GOD-DAMMIT, WHERE'S THE BUG?
Darryl Bates: They made me swallow it.
Matt Eckert: Daryl, what have you done?
Darryl Bates: [nearly in tears] I went into town... and got caught.
Jed Eckert: [shaking him and screeching with rage] YOU WENT AND GOT CAUGHT! WHY?

It's 11: 59 on Radio Free America; this is Uncle Sam, with music, and the truth until dawn. Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache". It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there, on, or behind the line, this is your song.

Wolverines !

oh and...  "Avenge Me !"

subtitled "From the files obtain the 4473"
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:45:27 PM EDT
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A detective reminds a man he is questioning why he continues to mixed up in a certain woman.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:45:31 PM EDT
[#31]
MP5K magically turns into a full size MP5 when he takes it out of the briefcase.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:46:00 PM EDT
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Beauty and the Beast.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:46:26 PM EDT
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A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and her son is left disabled. His son is then kidnapped and the father chases the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

ETA: beitodesstrafe you don't get to guess, I know you know it
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:47:11 PM EDT
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16 Blocks
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:47:12 PM EDT
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"This guy Holmes , the way he treats women, that's not cool...thats not sexy."
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:48:50 PM EDT
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Can’t believe nobody posted this yet....

He was blind the whole time.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:50:38 PM EDT
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A little girl explains to a group of marines that they mostly come at night. Mostly.
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Aliens of course.

Got any other brain busters for me?

(^this is a scene too )
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:50:47 PM EDT
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I'm Hudson, he's Hicks.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:52:19 PM EDT
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A classic case of Stockholm syndrome. A woman falls in love with the evil man who captured her father, and traded his freedom for her to spend the rest of her life with him.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:52:57 PM EDT
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A dude gets his rug pissed on
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:58:18 PM EDT
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Can’t believe nobody posted this yet....

He was blind the whole time.
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Duhh. 6th sense.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:58:20 PM EDT
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Can’t believe nobody posted this yet....

He was blind the whole time.
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Book of Eli
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 1:59:19 PM EDT
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Did the rug really tie the room together, man?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:02:52 PM EDT
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The Gauntlet
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:15:40 PM EDT
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A door bell rings.   On one side is a beautiful young nubile woman, scantily clad in Daisy Duke short-shorts and a breast hugging camisole.... On the other side of the door, Pizza Delivery Guy...
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:18:23 PM EDT
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With a hole cut in the middle of the pizza.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:19:49 PM EDT
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a fat guy with really bad fake hair runs like a fag and then jujitsu's a barroom full of bikers and mafia types while talking like a fag.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:20:30 PM EDT
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Face down, ass up.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:21:01 PM EDT
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Girl goes to garage to get keys to car to pickup boyfriend.

Car is locked.

Goes into house to get keys, comes back and doesn’t realize car is unlocked.

Windows fogged on inside.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:24:28 PM EDT
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A group of cheerleaders need to get to Dallas...
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