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Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:25:36 PM EDT
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A door bell rings.   On one side is a beautiful young nubile woman, scantily clad in Daisy Duke short-shorts and a breast hugging camisole.... On the other side of the door, Pizza Delivery Guy...
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Loverboy
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:26:33 PM EDT
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A guy with really good taste in coffee explains to 2 of his friends exactly what his garage is not meant to be used for.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:33:37 PM EDT
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A guy with really good taste in coffee explains to 2 of his friends exactly what his garage is not meant to be used for.
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Pulp fiction

A guy explains why you never fuck with someone who raises pigs.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:34:53 PM EDT
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A girl walks in and there is a black leather couch and a camera.
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Casting couch : anal intrusion (the revenge of the circus midgets) 12!!!
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:38:16 PM EDT
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a fat guy with really bad fake hair runs like a fag and then jujitsu's a barroom full of bikers and mafia types while talking like a fag.
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Every Steven Segal movie ever.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:39:03 PM EDT
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Pulp fiction

A guy explains why you never fuck with someone who raises pigs.
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A guy with really good taste in coffee explains to 2 of his friends exactly what his garage is not meant to be used for.
Pulp fiction

A guy explains why you never fuck with someone who raises pigs.
Haha. I know this.

Charlottes Web
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:39:52 PM EDT
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Dune
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:40:04 PM EDT
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Tom Hanks storms Omaha Beach.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:42:30 PM EDT
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16 Blocks
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Yep, see also The Gauntlet.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:42:50 PM EDT
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The Gauntlet
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Burnt out old cop has to transport and protect a witness/felon, but has to fight his way through a gauntlet with a bus the distance while being attacked by bad cops.
The Gauntlet
Yep, see also, 16 Blocks.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:44:46 PM EDT
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Reluctant hero teams up with disgraced drunk lawman, old guy and young guy to bring man to justice while his kin try to free the prisoner.  Also has hot side chicks.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:45:34 PM EDT
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A guy dresses like Darth Vader and rapes a girl.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:46:43 PM EDT
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Tom Hanks storms Omaha Beach.
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Castaway.

A Knight of the Round Table has his chastity threatened and is in great peril. But then is rescued by his fellow knights. Although he is pretty sure he can handle a little bit of peril.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:47:38 PM EDT
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That's a dozen John Wayne movies.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:47:39 PM EDT
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Rio Bravo?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:48:21 PM EDT
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A man joins up with natives to learn their culture and exploit them. He ends up falling in love with their way of lifeand one of their womenand leads them to victory over those trying to take advantage of their resources.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:50:46 PM EDT
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A man joins up with natives to learn their culture and exploit them. He ends up falling in love with their way of lifeand one of their womenand leads them to victory over those trying to take advantage of their resources.
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The Last Samurai. Or Dances With Wolves
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:53:02 PM EDT
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A guy dresses like Darth Vader and rapes a girl.
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Revenge of the Nerds
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:53:36 PM EDT
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Spaceballs
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:53:55 PM EDT
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Avatar
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:54:44 PM EDT
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A cop goes undercover with a group of thrill seekers who are using heists to fund their extreme sports lifestyles. He falls for a girl in the group and becomes besties with the leader. At the end he finds himself in conflict and lets the leader of the group go out in style doing what he loves.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:57:43 PM EDT
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A man called Horse.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:58:10 PM EDT
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Serpentine, Serpentine !
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:58:45 PM EDT
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A cop goes undercover with a group of thrill seekers who are using heists to fund their extreme sports lifestyles. He falls for a girl in the group and becomes besties with the leader. At the end he finds himself in conflict and lets the leader of the group go out in style doing what he loves.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:59:50 PM EDT
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A white Camaro gets crashed in the final scene.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 2:59:54 PM EDT
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So there's these two guys, and they're kicking the living shit out of each other in this alleyway because the black guy won't listen to the white guy.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:01:10 PM EDT
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A cop goes undercover with a group of thrill seekers who are using heists to fund their extreme sports lifestyles. He falls for a girl in the group and becomes besties with the leader. At the end he finds himself in conflict and lets the leader of the group go out in style doing what he loves.
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/66/image_jpeg-738791.JPG
Perfect. Apparently I wasn't the first one to realize they are the same movie.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:01:13 PM EDT
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Delete
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:02:47 PM EDT
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Cops
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:03:29 PM EDT
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Girl goes to garage to get keys to car to pickup boyfriend.

Car is locked.

Goes into house to get keys, comes back and doesn’t realize car is unlocked.

Windows fogged on inside.
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Check the back seat for Michael!!

Halloween
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:03:37 PM EDT
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A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and her son is left disabled. His son is then kidnapped and the father chases the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

ETA: beitodesstrafe you don't get to guess, I know you know it
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Finding Nemo
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:06:43 PM EDT
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They Live.

Next up:

"Now youse can't leave."
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:07:15 PM EDT
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Cops
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Cops
Or LivePD.

Kharn
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:07:46 PM EDT
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They Live.

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"Now youse can't leave."
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A Bronx Tale
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:08:37 PM EDT
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Clever.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:10:56 PM EDT
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Clever.
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So do you know the answer?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:11:05 PM EDT
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Serpentine, Serpentine !
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Scary Movie 2?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:11:24 PM EDT
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An actor playing himself tries to play a practical joke and it ends poorly.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:12:15 PM EDT
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An actor playing himself tries to play a practical joke and it ends poorly.
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Tropic Thunder?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:12:44 PM EDT
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The Last Samurai. Or Dances With Wolves
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The Last Samurai. Or Dances With Wolves
Or Avatar

Or Pocahontas
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:13:12 PM EDT
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guy walks into a room holding a browning hi-power.

the other guy says "I want to go with you".

first guy says "you don't know where i'm going", racks the slide and shoots the other guy right in the fuckin head.

good shoot if you've seen the movie...
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:13:13 PM EDT
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Their they were, they exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a fucking ambush.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:13:45 PM EDT
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Castaway.

A Knight of the Round Table has his chastity threatened and is in great peril. But then is rescued by his fellow knights. Although he is pretty sure he can handle a little bit of peril.
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Tom Hanks storms Omaha Beach.
Castaway.

A Knight of the Round Table has his chastity threatened and is in great peril. But then is rescued by his fellow knights. Although he is pretty sure he can handle a little bit of peril.
Was there Llamas in this movie?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:14:41 PM EDT
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A man's wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer, and her son is left disabled. His son is then kidnapped and the father chases the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

ETA: beitodesstrafe you don't get to guess, I know you know it
Finding Nemo
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:15:31 PM EDT
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Mosquito Coast? Harrison Ford. It's close, anyway. Good flick if you haven't seen it.

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Guy rides up on a group of fellows camping out and proceeds to jump off his horse with two rifles and kills all but one of them.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:15:53 PM EDT
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Their they were, they exited out the front door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they're staring at six men with guns drawn. It was a fucking ambush.
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What if it was just one guy with six guns?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:16:38 PM EDT
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Every Steven Segal movie ever.
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HAHAHAHA

BINGO
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:17:06 PM EDT
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A socially-inept man greatly imposes on his extended family without realizing he is doing so.  He simultaneously commits environmental crimes with no regard for the safety of others.
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:17:28 PM EDT
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Loverboy
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A door bell rings.   On one side is a beautiful young nubile woman, scantily clad in Daisy Duke short-shorts and a breast hugging camisole.... On the other side of the door, Pizza Delivery Guy...
Loverboy
Extra anchovies?
Link Posted: 11/14/2018 3:18:01 PM EDT
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Two recently convicted criminals are on a prisoner transport ship in the 1930s.  It is widely known among the other prisoners on the ship that one of the two men is a white collared criminal carrying a large amount of cash in his stomach that he ingested beforehand in order to help him better survive his prison sentence.

White collared prisoner agrees to pay the other prisoner a sum of money for his protection.  That night, as they are in their bunks, a prisoner sneaks through the darkness on his way to the white collared criminal in order to kill him and take the money.  Prisoner number 2 stayed awake the whole time and sees the attacker approaching.   He then pulls out a small knife that he concealed and kisses the blade before going in for the kill.
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