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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:16:45 AM EDT
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there I was, knee deep in grenade pins...
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:19:51 AM EDT
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Shoved my knife so far into him, I had to pull it out the other side.
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:20:07 AM EDT
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"The one thing about going to Marine bootcamp in Florida is the humidity."
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:20:43 AM EDT
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I took out 30 VC with the 30 rounds I had...
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:21:03 AM EDT
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It was hot in poon tane valley during the third day of the battle of no nookie.
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:25:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:30:30 AM EDT
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There I was, at 40,000 feet in an airplane built by the lowest bidder."
(USAF Version) |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:31:47 AM EDT
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One of the classic lines...
"I can't tell you the details it's still classified..." Or "Anyone you ask about me will be ordered to deny any knowledge...." |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:32:50 AM EDT
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I knew a guy who claimed to have been wounded (shot in the leg) during a super secret mission in SEA during the VN war. He said it was so secret that they couldn't give him the Purple Heart he deserved.
I asked to see the scar from the bullet wound. His reply (you can probably see this coming): The mission was so secret that they covered up the scar with plastic surgery. 
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:32:54 AM EDT
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i killed 2 NVA Generals with 1 round from 2 thousand yards
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:36:41 AM EDT
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"I eat "Green Berets" for breakfast...."
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:42:33 AM EDT
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The movie "RAMBO" was made based on me.
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:45:07 AM EDT
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"our platoon took out a whole NVA battalion"
"I was knee deep in blood & guts back in Nam" "I killed 30 VC with a .50 calber mg when they tried to ambush my armored vehicle" "I was Special Forces" "I graduated at the top of my class" "I was hand picked to join Special Forces" "I had very high test scores and was selected to be a Special Forces advisor in Nam" I noticed some people always brag about having above average test scores or high IQ? noboby admits to being a cook, truck driver, supply clerk, personel & administration. |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:45:55 AM EDT
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What happened to "Don't ask, don't tell"? |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:55:17 AM EDT
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"Of course my records say I was a cook, that was my cover!" |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 10:59:08 AM EDT
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"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you". My old man hates that.
CW |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 11:11:09 AM EDT
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"If you weren't 89th Airborne, you ain't shit"
(overheard at a gunshow several years ago) |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 11:38:25 AM EDT
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i promise son, this wont hurt at all
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Posted: 11/21/2003 11:53:38 AM EDT
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That's when I shoved my hand up his ass, pulled out his spine, and beat him to death with it.
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Posted: 11/21/2003 11:56:17 AM EDT
[#20]
 Another favorite: "I've got so much shrapnel in me that they won't let me go through metal detectors for fear of overloading them..." No shit!
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:05:50 PM EDT
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Does that mean if you are 89th Airborne you are?
No disrespect intended to any military personel past, present or future. I just always hated that saying, "If your not XYZ, then you aint shit." |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:05:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:06:55 PM EDT
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"I hate alot of you guys Avatars..."
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:10:08 PM EDT
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"..and this one time, at
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:18:27 PM EDT
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"On a top secret SEAL raid into Libya, my buddy got wounded and jeapordized the mission. (drunken sob tears) I had to put my Bubba down!"
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:26:56 PM EDT
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Damn! That's a messed-up way to interpret “Arnold Humor.” OK, here’s one: “The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine!” and how about this old one: “Damn … those alien bastards are gonna’ pay for shootin’ up my ride!” |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:28:22 PM EDT
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I guess you had to see this mutt to understand. I have very little tolerence for wannabes. (and no, I've never BTDT.) |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 12:31:19 PM EDT
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"You're bleeding!"
"I ain't got time to bleed..." |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 1:11:55 PM EDT
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"So I told the general to fu** off, I ain't doing jack sh** for him or any other cracker boy"....
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Posted: 11/21/2003 1:49:42 PM EDT
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Told to me in this forum a few months back by Azcopwannabe:
I can put 2 in your chest and 1 in your head before you can clear your leather. Never could figure out why he made such a silly statement. My personal favorite: S.E.A.L.S. taste like chicken |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 2:21:11 PM EDT
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I served with the 5th Special Forces Group in the Republic of South Vietnam, I was in a Special Forces A-Team back in 1965-66 in the central highlands as a SF advisor to train the
indigenous people or "Montanyards" we called them "Yards" for short, the particular tribe I worked with were known as the "RHADE" tribe. Later during my 3rd tour I was with MACV-SOG during the "Phoenix Program" I served with a unit called "SHADOW COMPANY". |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 2:45:02 PM EDT
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"so there I was our flack everywere eventualy we take a hit on the way down I grab a six pack of beer my ar and a bayonet. On the chute ride down i drank the 6 pack then I land surrounded by enemy so I shoot them until i ran out of ammo and bayonet the rest until my blade broke and killed the rest with my bare hands"
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Posted: 11/21/2003 3:00:45 PM EDT
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Conversation in the bar last weekend between me and "Rhino"(that's his nick):
Me: "So, man, you hunt?" Rhino: Nope. Too boring. (hardass stare around the room) I'm used to hunting MEN! (pulls up sleeve to reveal USMC tat.) Me: (ignoring obvious chance to make homosexual comment) "Oh yeah? What'd ya do for Uncle Sugar?" Rhino: "Sniper" Me: "Where were you stationed? Ever get overseas?" Rhino: "Okinawa" (bet he shot a lot of people over there) Me: "So do you still shoot?" Rhino: "Yeah, I got me a bolt-action M1 Carbine." Idiot. Probably Motor-T. |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 3:04:16 PM EDT
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I always laugh when the bartender in Heart Break Ridge says this about Marines, & Gunny Highway conters with so your a fag, or something to that affect. He so owned him.I eat constantine wire, crap razor blades & piss napalm. |
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Posted: 11/21/2003 3:05:36 PM EDT
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You got it!...From "Commandos" Here's another one.... "Remember that I told you that I'll kill you last?......I lied!" Good old Arnold  |
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