LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK

1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

Tell me you found these somewhere.  It would be to scary to think that you made these up of the top of your head.  LOL!

Sorry I'm not as bad as Imbrog|io yet. this was e-mailed to me & for a good laugh I just passed it on[BD]

Whew.  Thank goodness.

LOL!

Captain Condom says, "Wrap that rascal!"

Do you realize how small the HIV virus is compared to the molecules making up latex? Its like a minnow in a tuna net.
[sniper]

Ive seen Stealh bomber condoms they came in a case shaped like the B2 stealh bomber and said she will never c u coming 3 to a pack red white and blue ill scan the wrapper and post a pic sometime

A friend of mine owns a bar called The Lantern, and has custom labeled condoms in the dispensers. "Remember when sex was safe and The Lantern was dangerous?"

Somehow I seriously doubt that it could be smaller than a water molecule, and if water doesn't leak out of latex condoms, neither will HIV virus.

In Days Of Old
When Knights Were Bold
And Condoms Had Not Been Invented

They Would Throw  Socks
Upon Their Cocks
So Babies Would Be Prevented

But Now has come the modern Age
Condoms have become the Rage
And NYshooter wraps his Pud
Before he Packs the Manly Mud

Garden Weasel : The Lenny Bruce of the Internet[-!-!-]

Lenny Bruce Is Not Afraid

I'm sorry if I'm not very funny tonight,
but I'm not a comedian,
I'm the garden weasel.

I'm wearing one now so I don't catch any computer viruses!!!


BISHOP

LOL

Somehow I seriously doubt that it could be smaller than a water molecule, and if water doesn't leak out of latex condoms, neither will HIV virus.


I dont know about that one. it could be cohesion keeping the water together in the container. Viruses are extreamly small and dont have to worry about cohesion
[sniper]