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Posted: 4/18/2017 10:32:34 PM EDT

Next steps?

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:18 PM EDT

[#1]

Bishop should go...

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:19 PM EDT

[#2]

Take a pic and post it on ARF immediately with BREAKING in the title.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:30 PM EDT

[#3]

Blade at 45 is what I've been told.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:43 PM EDT

[#4]

I immediately begin complaining about how I'm short, I only have four more weeks then

out.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:51 PM EDT

[#5]

what is it? Is that from a shitty old movie?

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:33:59 PM EDT

[#6]

Ask for a raise.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:35:57 PM EDT

[#7]

It's very pretty.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:36:40 PM EDT

[#8]

Go home, assume I’m drunk.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:38:31 PM EDT

[#9]

assume the end is near and bang the fat chick

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:32 PM EDT

[#10]

Clock out, go home, look for new job tomorrow.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:40 PM EDT

[#11]

There it is...emergency venting.

Me: <sounding exasperated> How long 'til it blows?
We got problems.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:39:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Attached File

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:03 PM EDT

[#13]

Drop my pants and begin to furiously masturbate with razor blades.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:21 PM EDT

[#14]

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Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:50 PM EDT

[#15]

take a pic and post on arfcom and ask "WTF is this thing?"

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:40:59 PM EDT

[#16]

Live stream it and hope for an ET photo bomb?

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:41:55 PM EDT

[#17]

You know that "one guy" that every office has?

Well, I'm that guy, so I would be hiding so I didn't get punched in the face because "Fuck it, the end is near".

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:43:43 PM EDT

[#18]

Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure?

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:44:40 PM EDT

[#19]

I'd ask the boss how I get out of this chicken shit outfit.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:51:19 PM EDT

[#20]

Walk out

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:51:30 PM EDT

[#21]

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Aliens. Hardly a shitty, old movie.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:53:45 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm going to work from home for the rest of the day. I don't want to share my... <cough> ... cold with everyone in the office.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:47 PM EDT

[#23]

They mostly come out at night...mostly.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:57 PM EDT

[#24]

I wonder how it got on the seventh floor.

Posted: 4/18/2017 10:55:48 PM EDT

[#25]

You now have 15 minutes to reach minimum safe distance.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:00:53 PM EDT

[#26]

stop fucking around, lift off before all the shit starts and NUKE it from orbit......only way to be sure. Fuck, after all it's just another bug hunt.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:01:48 PM EDT

[#27]

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Choke yourself.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:02:48 PM EDT

[#28]

Fpni.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:26 PM EDT

[#29]

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Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:26 PM EDT

[#30]

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Goddamnit I said choke yourself!!!!

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:04:35 PM EDT

[#31]

Ask myself, What am I looking at?

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:12:38 PM EDT

[#32]

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What he said.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:13:53 PM EDT

[#33]

Not my building, not my problem

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:14:23 PM EDT

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This... Always send Bishop first!

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:15:07 PM EDT

[#35]

Theyre gonna get us man theyre gonna come in here and get us

game over man game over

https://youtu.be/5vstBC4N_tA

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:15:50 PM EDT

[#36]

Kick the door in, drag whatever is in there out and give it/him/her something to do.....I'm busy. I have plenty to do.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:19:52 PM EDT

[#37]

Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice
Call engineering and see who ordered it
Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it
See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle
If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:28:47 PM EDT

[#38]

Apone! I said to collect ALL the mags! Get your squad up here and get me an ACE, I want to know who is short 10mm and I want accountability before that shit goes off. Apone?

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:31:17 PM EDT

[#39]

Take Pics and ask the USAF to drop a nuke on it.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:31:22 PM EDT

[#40]

Seriously though i guess I'd go in and collect newt since she's the only survivor.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:37:30 PM EDT

[#41]

Blade at 45.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:40:05 PM EDT

[#42]

Build a fire, sing a few songs.

Posted: 4/18/2017 11:56:58 PM EDT

[#43]

Kiss the "shake and bake" colony on LV426 goodbye. It represents a significant monetary loss to Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Company representative Carter Burke stated "This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it".

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:01:45 AM EDT

[#44]

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Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice
Call engineering and see who ordered it
Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it
See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle
If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept

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Posted: 4/19/2017 12:07:31 AM EDT

[#45]

Collect magazines from everyone... remind them: "Flame units only."

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:15:34 AM EDT

[#46]

I go tell one of the engineers they're venting something.

And to fix their shit and get the lights back on.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:19:15 AM EDT

[#47]

How long until it blows?

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:36:54 AM EDT

[#48]

Search for any juicy colonists' daughters.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:42:52 AM EDT

[#49]

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Well, they're here. Were screwed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:43:58 AM EDT

[#50]

I'd seal medical in with operations and then wait for things to drop through the ceiling.

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