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Take a pic and post it on ARF immediately with BREAKING in the title.
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I immediately begin complaining about how I'm short, I only have four more weeks then
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There it is...emergency venting.
Me: <sounding exasperated> How long 'til it blows? We got problems. |
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Drop my pants and begin to furiously masturbate with razor blades.
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You know that "one guy" that every office has?
Well, I'm that guy, so I would be hiding so I didn't get punched in the face because "Fuck it, the end is near". |
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I'm going to work from home for the rest of the day. I don't want to share my... <cough> ... cold with everyone in the office.
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stop fucking around, lift off before all the shit starts and NUKE it from orbit......only way to be sure. Fuck, after all it's just another bug hunt.
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Theyre gonna get us man theyre gonna come in here and get us
game over man game over https://youtu.be/5vstBC4N_tA |
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Kick the door in, drag whatever is in there out and give it/him/her something to do.....I'm busy. I have plenty to do.
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Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice
Call engineering and see who ordered it Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept |
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Apone! I said to collect ALL the mags! Get your squad up here and get me an ACE, I want to know who is short 10mm and I want accountability before that shit goes off. Apone?
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Seriously though i guess I'd go in and collect newt since she's the only survivor.
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Kiss the "shake and bake" colony on LV426 goodbye. It represents a significant monetary loss to Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Company representative Carter Burke stated "This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it".
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Walk around it and check the outside for an invoice Call engineering and see who ordered it Looks expensive, so spray paint "no forks this side" on it See if they left the keys in it, if so crank it up and wide open throttle If no one claims it in 6 months, let the scrap gypsies have it for $1k as long as they give me a reciept View Quote |
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Collect magazines from everyone... remind them: "Flame units only."
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I go tell one of the engineers they're venting something.
And to fix their shit and get the lights back on. |
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I'd seal medical in with operations and then wait for things to drop through the ceiling.
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