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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:42:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:43:17 PM EDT
[#1]
Steve Martin in that role was a stretch but he managed to pull it off. Great movie.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:44:44 PM EDT
[#2]
"What a day for a mow".....
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:48:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Ya don' kill a guy with a .45 'cause its' messy; and theres' dry cleaning involved
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:50:13 PM EDT
[#4]
You shouldn't be here in the frozen food isle....

Why is that ?

You could melt all this stuff!
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:54:18 PM EDT
[#5]
I'm wit choo.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 8:55:37 PM EDT
[#6]
Arugula.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:26:29 PM EDT
[#7]
This is Barney Coopersmith, inventor of the rotary engine!
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:30:57 PM EDT
[#8]
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I thought Wankel invented the rotary engine?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:52:23 PM EDT
[#9]
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:53:32 PM EDT
[#10]
I don't tip; I overtip.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 9:59:55 PM EDT
[#11]
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Arugula.
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It's a veg-i-ta-ble
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:04:33 PM EDT
[#12]
When he give the lady a totally made up SS#...

LOL
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:05:17 PM EDT
[#13]
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Arugula.
It's a veg-i-ta-ble
  Dammit beat
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:15:20 PM EDT
[#14]
How's the turtle Mrs. Stubbs? Did your kids ever figure out you switched turtles on them because I know it would be a major disappointment for them to find out.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:19:08 PM EDT
[#15]
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I'm wit choo.
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Im with the govament! Im unda cova!
 
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:24 PM EDT
[#16]
Take off the last number.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:32 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:29:21 PM EDT
[#18]
In case..... I wanted to read it more then once....
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:35:22 PM EDT
[#19]
It's ok, I didn't marry her under my real name.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:44:22 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:50:27 PM EDT
[#21]
Fats Domino - My Blue Heaven - (Film version 1990)
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:55:30 PM EDT
[#22]
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:51:28 PM EDT
[#23]
As a guy from New York who grew up around some, umm "family" type people, I thought it was a horrible movie.

Entertaining but horrible.

They did nail the vanilla nature of 1990 San Diego though.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:03:53 AM EDT
[#24]
IMDB:

Originally, Steve Martin was cast to play Barney Coopersmith, with Arnold Schwarzenegger playing the role of Vinnie Antonelli. However, Schwarzenegger was soon thereafter offered the role of Det. John Kimble in Kindergarten Cop (1990), and left the production. Failing to find another suitable "Vinnie" for Martin's Coopersmith, Martin offered to take on the role of Vinnie himself. Producers agreed, and then cast Rick Moranis as Coopersmith, who had originally been considered for the role, but was unavailable until then.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:08:54 AM EDT
[#25]
Testifing in New York - My Blue Heaven


Link Posted: 4/17/2017 5:41:54 AM EDT
[#26]
The shoes are tragic.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 5:46:46 AM EDT
[#27]
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You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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