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Given that fact that the population of Houston has, for years, ranked among the most obese in the nation, the odds are his ass presented too big a target for even a dropped gun AD to miss!
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Dude I'm sick of hearing this shit about houston being one of the fattest cities. I'm curious as to where they got their information.
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Right! They got the "info" by looking at the ratio of restaurants to population. As you know, Houston is one of the top restaurant cities in the country, if not the world, in terms of numbers & quality. Also, they factored in the heat/humidity & "figured" that it caused people to not excercise.
Obviously they never drove by Memorial Park on a summer afternoon... Anyway, they also did this to San Antonio too. It's pure BS. If anything, I would think that the colder, northern cities would be fatter...
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[url]http://abcnews.go.com/sections/wnt/WorldNewsTonight/fatcity020104.html#CDC[/url]
Charleston.Net: Health/Science: Studies differ on fattest cities 04/14/03 The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta recently released a list of the five fattest major cities in America.They were, in order of descending heft, San Antonio, Texas; Gary, Ind.; Jackson, Miss.; Fort Wayne, Ind.; and Shreveport-Bossier, La.A lot of people reading that announcement were confused. Hadn't they just heard that another Texas city, Houston, was fattest followed by Chicago, Detroit, Philadelphia and St. Louis -- a totally different collection of scale busters?That earlier list came from a recent issue of Men's Fitness, the magazine's fifth annual roundup of what they call the nation's "Fattest and Fittest Cities." The reason the CDC and Men's Fitness lists don't jibe has to do with how they are compiled. Nonetheless, both convey a similar, unhappy message -- America is woefully overweight and, despite a supposed national fitness craze, is getting ever fatter.
Sorry, but Texas is packed with barrel-asses.
BTW,I disagree with the common myth that Texans' obesity is due to their being cursed with only two seasons: hot as hell and hot and humid as hell. Texas is blessed with plenty of climactic variation such as floods, hurricaines, and the occasional tornado which comes as no surprise since the topography of texas is like a flabby old tit: Flat as a pancake with a little nipple bump at the Gaudalupe "Mountains".
Now afore all y'all gits bent out o' shape at this here dayum Ya-yun-kay, I do make mah annual pilgrimage to Houston fer Rodeo Houston. At least them babes with the flags on horseback ain't fat! Now, where's mah biscuits n' gravy at?[;)]