Hey guys, if I got 17 years for every BJ I received before I was 20 years old I'd be in prison until I was Strom Thurmond's age, i.e. DEAD.  Granted, they weren't from guys, but I'm pretty sure it all feels the same with the lights off.  And Macallan, when I was a teenager I fucked every young teenage girl who would let me into her panties, and my only regret is that I didn't get MORE pussy than I did.  So don't try to scare me with the notion that the state "might abandon prosecutions" of teens who have sex with other teens over this at the behest of the ACLU.  There's no pussy like 15 year old pussy when you've got the libido of a 15 year old yourself--and anyone who disagrees with THAT has to be a fag!  Or Pat Robertson (fag...)

Nobody else thinks this sentence is excessive?  You guys know that two of the murderers who beat a man to death with bricks in Chicago last year (remember the van that crashed and hit a woman and the driver was killed) got FIVE years each for the MURDER today?  If those examples were sentencing guidelines, then a blow job from a boy to a boy when you are teenagers is worth three murders and one involuntary manslaughter.  What a deal, who knew life was so cheap?

Hehe... who's the pitcher and who's the catcher?

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