I have been in denial for many years about my disorders, BRF (black rifle fever) and FAS ( firearm acquisition syndrome), but I now must do my best to fight them. I must resist the urge to buy more weapons for a while because I regret to inform you that I have been diagnosed with the nearly always fatal MCM (muscle car madness.) I have to try to save some fun money  to fight this terrible disease. I fear the only hope is a '67 Impala SS 427, although a '71 Camaro SS 383 may cause the illness to go into remission.

Muscle cars are cool.

My latest mallidy is tool-a-holism.
Preparing for my upcoming cabin build... GOD I love tools.

I think that MCM has been found to be similar to some strains of British Roadsteria that have been found recently.  Recent research suggests that a TR-6 or Austin-Healey may be effective treatment for some patients, although large doses of Hemi may still be required for advanced cases.

[Butthead] Hey Bevis, he said 'TOOLS'!![/Butthead][ROFL]