> > A fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of
> > judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to
> march
> >
> > right through the pearly gates into Heaven. Others though, were led over
> to
> > Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead
of
> > hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one
side
> > into a small pile.
> >
> > After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got
the
> > best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
> "Excuse
> > me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but
I
> > couldn't help wondering why are you tossing those people aside instead
of
> > flinging them into the Fires of Hell along with the others?"
> >
> > "Ah, those . . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
> > Ohio....They're still too cold and wet to burn