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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:40:42 PM EDT
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a friend got a '76 Oldsmobile Cutlass, I think... a big brown one...
I lovingly called it... the Shitmobile... it was like a big brown turd on wheels. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:44:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Cutlass=gutless
Pontiac=ponticrap Taurus=tortoise Toyota=turdyota Nissan=pissan |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:46:47 PM EDT
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I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts.
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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:50:09 PM EDT
[#4]
Explorer = Exploder
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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:51:10 PM EDT
[#5]
Bathtub - Porsche 356
Frog Eyed Sprite - Healey Sprite |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 1:54:02 PM EDT
[#6]
Suppository - Lexus SC430
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:02:24 PM EDT
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Quoted: I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts. Loose nut behind the wheel... |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:03:18 PM EDT
[#8]
"crotch rocket"
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:07:25 PM EDT
[#9]
Nicknames I heard:
upside down fishbowl = Pacer Mine and Friends: Mom's Ford Taurus = The Clitaurus '67 Camaro = The Bone Marrow 77 Econo Van = The Grunt Van My '81 Olds Omega = The Spacebox '74 Plymonth Valari = The White Ferrari My '77 F-150 4x4 = Green Hell or The Hell Truck My '87 Pontiac 6000 = The Jag 70's Olds wagon V8 converted into a el-camino type = Dog-Style My '87 Monts SS = Montiac Dont ask me why. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:10:55 PM EDT
[#10]
camaro = slowmaro
5.0 mustangs are generally called 5.slow for some reason my car is called the grey ghost....i guess its cuz its an old 4 banger suv |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:30:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Miata=Pinata
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:33:13 PM EDT
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This is an actual name of a car. The Chevy NOVA.
No Va in spanish is No Go. Wonder what compelled Chevy to call the car NO GO. [:D] Shoulda been Si Va. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 2:50:39 PM EDT
[#13]
Fart Knocker = Any rice burner with "performance mods" that consist of mainly decals, a wing, a fucked up exhaust, and speakers.
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:01:18 PM EDT
[#14]
VW Scirocco = Shitrocker
SAAB Turbo = Slob Turd Blow |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:22:24 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: Quoted: I call my Z-71 the "Z". It is genderless. But it tends to have nuts. Loose nut behind the wheel... So what are you trying to say, besides the obvious? :) |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:28:08 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/diecast/images/tomica/44a.jpg[/img]
Where's Ponch? |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:28:28 PM EDT
[#17]
thunderbird= thunder chicken
pontiac gto= goat vw beetle= pregant roller skate buick electra= duece and a quarter and of course my favorite car part is a removable radio= snatch box |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:41:19 PM EDT
[#18]
Geo Prism = Preo Gism
A friend of mine has an old Chevy pickup he calls "Delilah" because he can't trust her. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 3:52:58 PM EDT
[#19]
1950 Studebaker: 2 row corn picker:
[img]http://pillers-r.tripod.com/studebaker/my50stude10a.jpg[/img] -White Horse Holy Cow! I posted the pic and then saw the corn in the background! |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 4:36:50 PM EDT
[#20]
The Daihatsu Charade.
It was not a real car, just a charade of a car. Those marketing guys should have been fired. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 4:37:30 PM EDT
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My '69 yellow and black Z-28 Camaro- Bumble Z
My '85 S-10 Chevy Pickup w/210,000 miles on it- Wonder Truck |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 6:05:01 PM EDT
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Kia : killed in action.
I can't see one of those cars without thinking of that. Rusty: my old truck, as in, "Get me home, rusty." |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 6:40:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Mitsubishi= Itchy Pu$$y
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Posted: 6/9/2003 6:48:33 PM EDT
[#24]
Oldsmobile=automotive contraception
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Posted: 6/9/2003 7:10:30 PM EDT
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a car so oogly, the only thing they could call it is a "Thing"
[img]http://www2.whidbey.net/lighthook/thing.gif[/img] [url=http://www2.whidbey.net/lighthook/181.htm]THE VW TYPE 181 "THING"[/url] |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 9:58:53 PM EDT
[#26]
Back in High School, my friend had a Ford Aspire, and we used to call it the Pregnant Rollerskate.
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Posted: 6/9/2003 10:03:36 PM EDT
[#27]
A friend of mine used to have a Daihatsu Charade.
We called it the "Rolling Trapezoid" |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 10:43:59 PM EDT
[#28]
Volvo = vulva. Everyone feels safe in a vulva.
Iso Rivolta -- If the name isn't enough, we called them Eyesore Revoltings. Which doesn't really fit since they are kinda neat looking. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 10:58:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Lincoln Town Car = Lincoln Clown Car
Mercury Sable = Mercury Unstable Ford Contour = Detour Mercury Mystique = Mistake Explorer = Exploder Navigator = Extravigator Expedition = Deposition Excursion = Excretion etc. etc. etc. |
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Posted: 6/9/2003 11:45:37 PM EDT
[#30]
Rice burner
not really a specific model. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:32:21 AM EDT
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aerostar=pintostar
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:05:58 AM EDT
[#32]
ford pinto- pin torch
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:20:25 AM EDT
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My roommate in college got a couple of light-colored hand-me-down old junkers from his family. His girlfriend dubbed the second one "Tan Turd Two."
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:23:14 AM EDT
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Comet=Vomit
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:30:31 AM EDT
[#35]
Many years ago, when a friend and I were really into British sports cars (he had a Healy Sprite and I had a MG TF 1500), he referred to the Corvette of that time as "the plastic pig."
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Posted: 6/10/2003 6:02:22 AM EDT
[#36]
Friends refer to my F250 4X4 Crewcab Lariat as the Texas Lexus, despite the fact I'm a damn easterner.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 11:22:11 AM EDT
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Afriend used to have a Ford Festiva in the most horrid shade of orange you can imagine. We used to rib him about not getting his carriage home by midnight-thusly was the car called "the pumpkin"
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Posted: 6/10/2003 11:54:14 AM EDT
[#38]
1985 Chevrolet Chevette
My wife and I bought this car new. Had no power, no handling, not comfortable, crappy gas mileage, no pickup, no top end. The only nice thing we could say about it was that it never broke down. We used to call it "The Vette", as in "If you are going to visit your sister, why don't you take The Vette since she lives in a shitty end of town?" |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:11:00 PM EDT
[#39]
The ugliest car ever made is the Pontiac Aztek, which all the members of the various and sundry Xterra clubs call The AssTek.
We call anybody with a Honda "Skeebic" Civic, with shitty exhaust, a wing, performance decals and 9 billion watts per channel bass speakers a "Rice Boy". |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:35:35 PM EDT
[#40]
Cadillac Escalade: Masquerade
Toyota: Toy Auto Daihatsu: Try not to sue, why not sue? Pontiac Grand Prix: Pontiac-branded flea Ford LTD Crown Victoria, police package: Tannerite! (Also known as the Claymore) Mitsubishi Mirage: (Aptly named. I truly wish I'd never seen the one I once had!) It only RESEMBLES a car. Dodge Durango: Wang hole! (Especially if driven by a pretty woman or at least a known slut) CJ |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 12:37:11 PM EDT
[#41]
1987 Chevy - "The Beast"
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:27:42 PM EDT
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I had a 80 Chry Cordoba, It had so muh trash in the backseats and trunk, wife called it "dipsy dumpter on wheels."
Had a 69 Bonneville, "the TANK". Made out of metal and kept rolling. Friend has a Chevy pickup that is green, "Old Guacomole". Had a '75, 4-door Malibu that was rust colored, "Rusty". Good memories. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:46:13 PM EDT
[#43]
ford tortiose
mercury mistake mercury disabled ford repairostar ford bustang ford exploder these all come from my buddies at the ford garage, or garbage they call it |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 3:47:50 PM EDT
[#44]
My buddy had a Ford cliTaurus in high school.
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Posted: 6/10/2003 4:00:30 PM EDT
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Lets step into the Wayback Machine Mister Peabody.
Pontiac GTO: Get tools Out, Gas Tires and Oil MOPAR: NOCAR Chevrolet: Shove it home and let it lay Mustang: Mustwang Ford: F'd-up On Race Day Pontiac TransAm: Screaming Chicken We had plenty more but my rememberer is getting to old to remember. |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 4:45:04 PM EDT
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This is a long time ago but Chevrolet Corvairs where called "Poor Man's Porsche". I also heard them called a "Shitbox"
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Posted: 6/10/2003 5:26:22 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Mitsubishi= Itchy Pu$$y [LOL] |
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Posted: 6/10/2003 5:31:28 PM EDT
[#48]
Jeep=Heep
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Posted: 6/10/2003 5:34:06 PM EDT
[#49]
I was riding on a bus in Korea one time (the only way to travel while in the ROK). We stopped at a light and a small sedan about the size of a Chevy Cavalier pulled along side. It was made by Isuzu. On the side were 4" stylish letters that said, I bullshit you not, .... "Impact." [BD] Panzer Out |
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