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Posted: 5/23/2003 10:17:04 AM EDT
The fish are in the water and the geese are flying north.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:19:33 AM EDT
[#1]
The chair is upside down on the bar. The chocolate bar is in the milk.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:49:01 AM EDT
[#2]
The eagle flies alone, and the fat man walks with a limp.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 10:55:15 AM EDT
[#3]
The man with the moustache is drinking coffee.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:10:17 AM EDT
[#4]
The duck with the missing feather is boarding the bus.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:10:51 AM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:16:38 AM EDT
[#6]
6 run yellow now leg from 9 green camp cheese
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:16:51 AM EDT
[#7]
The chickens are in the coop.

The deep fat fryer is heating up.

The hatchet is sharp.

The butter and hot sauce are on the table.




Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:17:07 AM EDT
[#8]
The one-legged woman has fallen asleep.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:17:53 AM EDT
[#9]
The piano has been drinking.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:18:35 AM EDT
[#10]
The fish are in the water,

The fish are in the sea,

The fish are in the sushi bar,

And the fish are inside of me!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:18:59 AM EDT
[#11]
"Wound my heart with a monotonous languor."
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:19:51 AM EDT
[#12]
ALL YOUR CODES ARE BELONG TO US!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:23:07 AM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:23:59 AM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:35:57 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
The one-legged woman has fallen asleep.
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What was her name? Leana
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:03:14 PM EDT
[#16]
It has escalated now....

The ferret is biting a nutsack, the gerbils are getting backrubs.....
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:06:25 PM EDT
[#17]
The chair is against the wall.

John has a long mustache.


Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:08:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one-legged woman has fallen asleep.
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What was her name? Leana
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Eileen.

And the mouse has been barking in the forest.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 12:20:44 PM EDT
[#19]
The monkey is massaging the penguin with a cocunut
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:11:34 PM EDT
[#20]
Chickens fly over the moon when it's red.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:15:38 PM EDT
[#21]
And yet there can't be any threads about camo.

[>:/]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:17:42 PM EDT
[#22]
The cat is licking my salami...

I repeat, The cat is licking my salami.

Sgtar15...out!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:20:42 PM EDT
[#23]
It just occurred to me  [>:/] that somewhere out there, there's an Al Qaida terrorist  [xx(] who's reading this thread as his commander has instructed, looking for relevant secret messages, and now he's completely confused and has NO idea what to do next.  [:\]

Keep up the good work, guys!  We're fighting terrorism!


The monkey has been spanked until it is raw and bleeding.


CJ

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:29:49 PM EDT
[#24]
Buckwheat, the clubhouse is open. I repeat, the clubhouse IS open.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:35:44 PM EDT
[#25]
The chair in the john against the wall is growing a long mustache.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 2:47:04 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
The one-legged woman has fallen asleep.
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What was her name? Leana
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Eileen.

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Nope.  Irene.  

She was Japanese.

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 3:37:34 PM EDT
[#27]
IRINE!!!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 3:50:06 PM EDT
[#28]
this is the year 2003 guys

come to the future:


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Version: PGPfreeware 6.5.8 for non-commercial use

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Link Posted: 5/23/2003 3:54:51 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
this is the year 2003 guys

come to the future:


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No problem.  Just IM your public key to me, or let me know where you have it hosted.

Edit -  oops didn't read the pgp headers.  
Is that your real public key?  If so, I'll add it to my keyring.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 3:58:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
this is the year 2003 guys

come to the future:


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I am we tall dead, I am we tall dead, I am sofa king we tall dead.

Whatever...
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:19:48 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:Edit -  oops didn't read the pgp headers.  
Is that your real public key?  If so, I'll add it to my keyring.
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yep, it is
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:21:42 PM EDT
[#32]
Board members have one hand on the mouse
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:35:37 PM EDT
[#33]
The shepherd is lonely. The sheep are restless.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:39:29 PM EDT
[#34]
The Sky is Falling, I repeat The Sky is Falling.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:48:56 PM EDT
[#35]

Don't talk back, Cadillac Jack, meet me down by the railroad track.


Link Posted: 5/23/2003 5:51:36 PM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 6:00:08 PM EDT
[#37]
Yes, we have no bananas.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:11:28 PM EDT
[#38]
This is a Formica table. Its color is red.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:22:48 PM EDT
[#39]

Shoot the moon.

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:23:12 PM EDT
[#40]

[b]TAKE THE BEAN OUT OF THE SOCK[/b]

Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:28:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Don't eat the great white mint!
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:30:52 PM EDT
[#42]
The puddle is wet, but the rain is dry, birds of a feather fly low in the sky.  
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:36:05 PM EDT
[#43]
BEAR F|_|CK3R! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:36:20 PM EDT
[#44]
Did they get you trade
Your heros for ghosts
Hot ashes for trees
Hot air for a cool breeze
Cold comfort for change
Did they get you to trade
A walk on part in a war
For a lead role in a cage
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:50:40 PM EDT
[#45]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:51:11 PM EDT
[#46]
The one eyed goose circles high in the sky.

____________________________________
The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse.
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:52:26 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:Edit -  oops didn't read the pgp headers.  
Is that your real public key?  If so, I'll add it to my keyring.
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yep, it is
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Got it on my keyring now.

Here's mine if you feel the need. (And pay no attention to the 'nym' address.  It has been dead for quite some time.

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Link Posted: 5/23/2003 9:55:23 PM EDT
[#48]
You can bring a horse to water but a pencil must
be lead
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:35:30 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 5/23/2003 11:37:00 PM EDT
[#50]
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